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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So guys can sometimes catch there meat and veg in their flies and it's a delicate and strategic operation to remove.

What's the female equivalent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys can sometimes catch there meat and veg in their flies and it's a delicate and strategic operation to remove.

What's the female equivalent? "

most likely the clitoris catching in zip..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well getting stabbed in the boob by a rogue underwire is never fun...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

The zipper in other parts of the world is also known as the penis fly trap,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So guys can sometimes catch there meat and veg in their flies and it's a delicate and strategic operation to remove.

What's the female equivalent?

most likely the clitoris catching in zip..?"

Ouch. Guess it will help some blokes find it. I tend to use twat nav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys can sometimes catch there meat and veg in their flies and it's a delicate and strategic operation to remove.

What's the female equivalent? "

Giving birth could be quite close what do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys can sometimes catch there meat and veg in their flies and it's a delicate and strategic operation to remove.

What's the female equivalent?

Giving birth could be quite close what do you think?"

Bullshit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol was just a thought as when a bloke gets his skin in a zipper it hurts like hell so we move to botton flies

as women haves a baby says it hurts buy alot go back to have more children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys can sometimes catch there meat and veg in their flies and it's a delicate and strategic operation to remove.

What's the female equivalent?

Giving birth could be quite close what do you think?

Bullshit lol "

Yeah. This. Giving birth couldn't be anywhere near as painful

Dives behind sofa. Dons tin hat and sumo suit.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

as someone once said, a kick in the balls is more painful than having a baby.

reason is, you often hear women say they want another baby, but hardly ever does a man say he wants another kick in the bollox

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"So guys can sometimes catch there meat and veg in their flies and it's a delicate and strategic operation to remove.

What's the female equivalent?

most likely the clitoris catching in zip..?"

I wouldn't think that happens very often Most of us are built with our clits tucked away a bit, to a greater or lesser extent, (probably why men have such trouble finding them).

I guess those with more, er, plump or fleshy outer labia might be able to get those stuck in a zip.

I'm not going to test the theory though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should use a condom.

Reduces the risk of you catching stuff.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ive done it, it looked like chewing gum

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


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I guess those with more, er, plump or fleshy outer labia might be able to get those stuck in a zip.

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What about girls with chunky flange?

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