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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do my spammers know I'm a fat git who needs viagra??

Smart cookies these guys... pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they wanna enlarge my cock!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they do it via your IP address. ISPs are required by the Govt. to allocate fat bastards a specific range of IP addresses so they can monitor which websites they go to, what they buy (ice cream by the lorry load, bulk Mars bars etc etc) - and it's all done so that the Govt can pave the way for the so called F.A.T Tax, whereby those of us that eat too much can be charged for the extra resources needed to grow the inordinant amount of food they need, the additional material necessary to clothe their obese bodies and the extra room they need on public transport for their enormous behinds.

How bloody frightening if that were true eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Scary lol...

Bloody scary..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And.... Why is it cows get fat when they walk round all bloody day and eat nothing but grass then??? Mmmm Eh.. answer that then lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz British farmers are required by Brussels (on the behest of slobbering French consumers in Parisienne restaurants) to produce cows that are have enough meat on them to feed fat French gits (when they aren't burning them in the cattle trucks used to transport them en-route to the frog-eating twats) - er.... oops, got a bit carried away there hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wishy... your bored too eh?? lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

uh huh - nobody to play wiv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wishy,... and me without my `edit` button,..these are our continental cousin you are talking about, please be careful

S&A

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Awww what do ya wanna play then?

hide the sausage? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only a lickle iddy biddy light hearted dig at our French cousins, I don't hate them really hehehe ... (I can't, I'm descended from them!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh no "edit" button eh....does that mean we can run amok? Mmmmm the day just got better xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishy,

They are nothing more than cheese eating surrender monkeys and as such your jibe is not out of order..........as the edit button is nadged lets make hay while the sun shines eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the French sorted...who's next?

Amok amok amok amok....waving arms manically!!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

That's the French sorted...who's next?

Amok amok amok amok....waving arms manically!!!!

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As if you need telling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They read it in a public loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh? im lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fussierpussy wrote:

"That's the French sorted...who's next?"

Wishy replies:

Amok amok amok amok!! Waves arms frantically!!! ... meeeeeeee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cough,..cough,..err, but I can remove the whole post. if they get naughty enough

S&A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What Post lol???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never saw a post, anyone else? whistle whistle tum de dum.....he still looking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(o)(o),...always looking..lol.

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they are suposed to be binos not boobs

Stewy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

subliminal messages now eh Stewy

we all know you are thinking about booooobies and not missing edit buttons hehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well yours are rather tempting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tempting!!! he says tempting!!!! they are frigin magnifico hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free the magnificent pair lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Same way as they know i have a small penis and cant get a hard on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhhh they dont looks soooo good when free...bring back whalebone I say!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offers to tug upon the lashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehehehehe dont mention lashing...will have to get a boy out of the cabinet to play with then hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A boy out of the cabinet??? Dare we ask???????????

pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

prob best not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fizzingpussy keeps the best of the young uns under lock and key - it's a dirty job, but fun !!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSFL...how did you know it was fizzin xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The top came off to quickly *wink*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blush blush blush

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"(o)(o),...always looking..lol.

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they are suposed to be binos not boobs

Stewy"

OMG do you remeber these? Stuarts binoculars

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"How do my spammers know I'm a fat git who needs viagra??

Smart cookies these guys... pmsl"

i told em all!!!!

hehehehehehehehehe xx

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