FabSwingers.com forum: is licking married lady's knickers On a washing line wrong?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a Gardner and come across lots of sexy lingerie On wasting lines,many belong to married women and I get an urge to lick the crotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you balance on a washing line? Are you Nik Wallendar?

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over a year ago

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"I'm a Gardner and come across lots of sexy lingerie On wasting lines,many belong to married women and I get an urge to lick the crotch"

No good when they are clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps he's a blackbird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at leased they're clean I suppose

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By *o_armagh_manMan
over a year ago

Banbridge Area

"How do you balance on a washing line? Are you Nik Wallendar?"

Lmao.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardner and come across lots of sexy lingerie On wasting lines,many belong to married women and I get an urge to lick the crotch"

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) o love this place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't see the fun in that if they're clean

Men usually get their kicks from dirty knicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If said woman has no knowledge of it then.......... fuck yes it's wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a robin lol,the kick is knowing there gonna wear em n hub don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinda puts you off hanging your knicks out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a robin lol,the kick is

knowing there gonna wear em n hub don't know"

Batman will not be happy.

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY

"I'm a Gardner and come across lots of sexy lingerie On wasting lines,many belong to married women and I get an urge to lick the crotch"

i know a good shrink who might be able to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't see the fun in that if they're clean

Men usually get their kicks from dirty knicks

yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it takes alsorts to make the world go round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if I ever get a gardener I will be sure to put my pants on the radiator instead.

Thanks for the heads up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardner and come across lots of sexy lingerie On wasting lines,many belong to married women and I get an urge to lick the crotch"

Just read your profile.

It says you are 'down to earth' ....nothing like taking your work home is there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what the neighbours think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks for the feed back guys most helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

i needed cheering up today this thread has managed to do that thenks guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardner and come across lots of sexy lingerie On wasting lines,many belong to married women and I get an urge to lick the crotch"

I can see this catching on. Monty Don will be demonstrating on the BBC, how to balance on a washing line while gobbling g-strings and pruning a lady garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never hanging my washing out again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope the one you lick belongs to a cross dresser. That cock will sure smell good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was thinking of taking a pair of knickers of the line and wrapping it round my schlong whilst mowing the lawn

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Jeez

How do people come up with threads like this, its not even 10.30am yet, and I've only had 3 cups of tea.

I need at least 4 before my brain engages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking of taking a pair of knickers of the line and wrapping it round my schlong whilst mowing the lawn"

So...you are moving a lawn, licking panties, wrapping s pair round your "schlong" AND typing......are you an octopus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking of taking a pair of knickers of the line and wrapping it round my schlong whilst mowing the lawn"

Let's hope the pants don't fall of and get caught in the lawnmower

you would have a hard job explaining why there are bits of lilac lace shredded all over the lawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yea didn't think of that me duck!,anyone need a Gardner??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lilac? There normally red or black

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"I'm a Gardner and come across lots of sexy lingerie On wasting lines,many belong to married women and I get an urge to lick the crotch"

I'd see a doctor if I was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just googling. . 'notts based gardening services including pant cock wrapping treatments'

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Well at leased they're clean I suppose "

Not after he's licked them they're not!!!

I don't hang my undies outside, some years ago I lived somewhere with a knicker thief and I spend too much on my lingerie to have them nicked. This just makes me think I'm right - my garden is communal and is tended by gardeners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have a word with yourself...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks guys most approve so I'll keep on licking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best way to find out if it's wrong or not is to ask your clients. I'm sure they'll be fine with it....."Oh by the way I've mowed the lawn, trimmed the Clematis and deadheaded the Roses. Ok to lick the gussett of your nicks now"?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Thanks guys most approve so I'll keep on licking!

Are we reading the same replies?

Once you take out the jokey replies the consensus is

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Knicker nicker sniffer licker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's ME! Get licking guys it's great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks guys most approve so I'll keep on licking!

Most approve ..... really ..... are we reading the same thread?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Dont they taste of detergent?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

in a word, yes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best way to find out if it's wrong or not is to ask your clients. I'm sure they'll be fine with it....."Oh by the way I've mowed the lawn, trimmed the Clematis and deadheaded the Roses. Ok to lick the gussett of your nicks now"?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what I'd think if I looked out of the window and saw my gardener licking my knickers

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You wait till the frost kicks in OP, you will 'geh ya gung guck' to them like a scence from Dumb and Dumber

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over a year ago

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I don't know what I'd think if I looked out of the window and saw my gardener licking my knickers "

let loose the rottie..

where's my 12 gauge..

'hello, sorry to bother you policeman but...'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Babe if it was me you'd be soaking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you for real,will be doing my own garden from now on, that's a little to perverted in our book, how do you explain your actions if you got caught ,,eerrm sorry but i have a fetish for Daz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't see the fun in that if they're clean

Men usually get their kicks from dirty knicks

Isn't that a song ?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Are you for real,will be doing my own garden from now on, that's a little to perverted in our book, how do you explain your actions if you got caught ,,eerrm sorry but i have a fetish for Daz "

The Daz back garden challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my book if the owner has no knowledge of it then its a big no no I know you can get arrested for stealing ladies underwear so plod might not be to happy if you get seen and what about the hubby would you like to meet him lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The hub would prob invite me for a 3 some n fuck the pigs there just to protect statuettes

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"The hub would prob invite me for a 3 some n fuck the pigs there just to protect statuettes"

Sniff my skidders you filthy garden boy - Thats an extract from an upcoming best seller.

50 shades of Brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardner and come across lots of sexy lingerie On wasting lines,many belong to married women and I get an urge to lick the crotch"

Yuck. Sleazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hub would prob invite me for a 3 some n fuck the pigs there just to protect statuettes"

this hubby wouldn't you'd get filled in pal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mate I was trained by ip man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mate I was trained by ip man"

Your profile says "gsoh," haha

Thanks for a funny thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Firstly I dunny care on Scott's opinions they have kilts on there lines and you couldn't drop ya pants mate n you couldn't of read the bit that says sexy lingerie

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

To my mind it's , wrong , rude, an abuse of trust , a version of trespass x

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"I'm a Gardner and come across lots of sexy lingerie On wasting lines,many belong to married women and I get an urge to lick the crotch"

Nothing to be sniffed at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know what I'd think if I looked out of the window and saw my gardener licking my knickers "

Is that because you live on the 10th floor......boom boom get it???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd get a big ladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardner and come across lots of sexy lingerie On wasting lines,many belong to married women and I get an urge to lick the crotch"

yes,,i think it is wrong.why would you want to lick em if they are clean..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant understand why you would want to lick them clean to,might aswell have a cup of persil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol yer nothing ring with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye y not

iv seen worst fetishes than clean underwear licking

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

There needs to be a sitting with mouth hanging open in total astonishment emoticon!! I thought this site could surprise me no more.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol yer nothing ring with that

Wrong stupid phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my knickers are like parachutes, you'll need a big tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well at leased they're clean I suppose "

They aren't after he's licked them

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By *illy_gossyMan
over a year ago

Gosforth Newcastle

If the said married lady was hanging from the line and wearing them, then there would be a good reason to lick the crotch ...........BUT! Naaaa sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well at leased they're clean I suppose

They aren't after he's licked them

reverse psychology, your a wicked women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well at leased they're clean I suppose

They aren't after he's licked them

reverse psychology, your a wicked women

i just hope he ain't got cold sores who's wants that rubbing on your crotch

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