FabSwingers.com forum: Bullshit job title generator

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought I had heard them all until this one: Lifestyle Facilitator.

The job? A key worker for homeless people.

What jib titles can we make up? Real or imagined welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politician.

Key role, to generate bullshit.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Flabberdasher - a skilled trade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the roles with my employer is

operational Business risk management consultant

Health and safety man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soil relocation technician.....gravedigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outer garment storage specialist.....cloakroom attendant.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Soil relocation technician.....gravedigger

I have a feeling that might be a real one.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Head of incoming external communications = receptionist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mineral ore distribution agent- coalman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been a glass visual clarity technician before.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I've been a glass visual clarity technician before.

shining..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Essential Facilities Sanitary Engineer - Bog cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been a glass visual clarity technician before.

shining..

I never left any streaks

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Food alchemist - cook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seed storage collector = prostitute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with 'officer' in the title unless it's military or something like the fire service. . Is wank !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dildologist....one who cleans and mends faulty dildo's

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

In my youth I applied for a job which was advertised as ' Boy needed for greasy perch' I actually got the job too.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"I thought I had heard them all until this one: Lifestyle Facilitator.

The job? A key worker for homeless people.

What jib titles can we make up? Real or imagined welcome.

Those home help people can be so haughty!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I thought I had heard them all until this one: Lifestyle Facilitator.

The job? A key worker for homeless people.

What jib titles can we make up? Real or imagined welcome.

Those home help people can be so haughty!

Is that a H or an N?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Domestic engineer aka housewife

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"I thought I had heard them all until this one: Lifestyle Facilitator.

The job? A key worker for homeless people.

What jib titles can we make up? Real or imagined welcome.

Those home help people can be so haughty!

Is that a H or an N?

They can steal a pension too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prime minister = couldn't give a shit about my surroundings. Along as I'm getting paid. In which I mean robbing all the hard working people and lining mine and all the lazy scumbags pockets that don't want to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prime minister = couldn't give a shit about my surroundings. Along as I'm getting paid. In which I mean robbing all the hard working people and lining mine and all the lazy scumbags pockets that don't want to work.

Axe Grinder = Forestry Tool Quality Assurance Consultant

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Axe Grinder = Forestry Tool Quality Assurance Consultant"

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

Greedy crooks, aka vets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuel injection technician - petrol pump attendant.

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By *aughtyBoy38Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Sandwich Artist - Self explanatory

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

whats all this barista bizz......ive made -ucking coffee for yrs with no complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local government officer =useless tossbag full of own self importance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mass transport authorisation and finance officer. = ticket collector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got on the train yesterday to be informed we had a train manager

10 minutes later he was selling the coffee wild !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Common ones where I work

Sales executive = office worker in sales

Executive assistant = office junior

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

When I was doing my first proper part-time job back in the days of gallons, 4 Star and 2-stroke mix, we went from

"working the pumps" to

"Garage Forecourt Sales Attendants"

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anything with 'officer' in the title unless it's military or something like the fire service. . Is wank !"

My title ends in officer. I could change mine to Prima Donna though.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Pointless Meeting Maker:

Job spec; to chair meetings that were supposed to be on an agreed topic but dont cover that topic for the duration of the meeting, and to then request to be emailed formally about the meetings topic outcome.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

ps. not imagined.

I had to suffer this today

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"ps. not imagined.

I had to suffer this today"

I hope you weren't the chair.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

lol x lovely

going to bed with a smile - ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moral objection operative;

To moderate and obliterate freedom of speech.

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