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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were to open up a new pub, what would you call it and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Queens Legs. Just so I can say I am waiting for the Queens Legs to open so I can wet my whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprat and Mackerel.

It'd be a swingers pub.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The Genuine Timewaster.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Long Arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock in the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Frog & Calculator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a pub in Cornwall called The Bucket of Blood.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The cock and cunt.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The tinky winky and whooohah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The horny lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BULL IN BUSH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Stream and Swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a pub in Cornwall called The Bucket of Blood."

First went in there about 35yrs ago, and the last time was a couple of years ago.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The twat n tackle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a pub/restaurant where I live called the Cock Inn lol always laugh when I pass it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fuck a duck

The suck and swallow

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The Laugh Inn and have comedy acts on, plus some really decent food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty Nelly's in Hull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Dirty Dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cuckold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hit & miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed as a Fart

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

The Mary Hinge

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

The i'm just going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Slip Inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the twat inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Green Minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were to open up a new pub, what would you call it and why?"

The Burt and Cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forcet inn....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Three Ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Rising Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dip yer wick inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Who'dhavefuckedit (a nod to a wonderful Pub on Dartmoor)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I did it would be THE PUB but it costs shit loads to rename then so just keep to the name it had before I brought it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything as long as it doesn't shoehorn the word bar in the name places like crowbar, isobar, baabar or all bar one are an instant sign that it's not my kind of place

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"There's a pub/restaurant where I live called the Cock Inn lol always laugh when I pass it

reminds me of the story of the tired and hungry rambler who was walking in the area of that pub when he came across a young couple having sex. he didn't want to disturb them but was desperate to find out how far the pub was so he could rest and have some food

Not wanting to disturb them to much he shouted across the field "how far is the cock in"

He heard a male voice shouting back "none of your business" and a female voice shouting "not far enough"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two options . . The Warm Zippy. . In homage to the Framley Examiner. Or 'the wrong un' as in. . Just off for a quick one up the wrong un !

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"walk the dog"

So technically your not lying when you disappear for a few hours

Guess you might actually need a dog for it to work

"Down the gym"

If you havnt

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