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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.

Why are you on here at the moment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm having a rank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I want to be.............

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Because I'm trying to distract myself from needing the loo cos if I get up and go I will disturb my new pooch who has just settled down after whimpering about being left in his crate to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have many ISO as well as International standards to read and in fact I am auditing against these for the rest of the week. Being on here is infinitely more entertaining and who knows where it might lead. I have even been to Norwich once LOL

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Because I'm having a rank. "

Ranking without me again!

I'm here now because I needed to wind down after a very long work day. I can't quite get out of the chair and into bed at the moment.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.

Why are you on here at the moment?"

Because I have a deadline of Wednesday for a 2500 word short story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite fwb has gone to bed early and refuses to get beaten on another game of online scrabble.

Aah my glamorous lifestyle

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By *aulsmith10Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Because there is only so much that you can read about quality management guidelines and principles?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Because I'm trying to distract myself from needing the loo cos if I get up and go I will disturb my new pooch who has just settled down after whimpering about being left in his crate to sleep."

A new pooch? What have you got?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.

Why are you on here at the moment?"
Just finished watching two episodes of The Affair and thought I would see what's been happening in the forums.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Because I'm having a rank. "

Is that what taxi drivers do in between customers?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.

Why are you on here at the moment?

Because I have a deadline of Wednesday for a 2500 word short story."

I'll write your short story if you write my article. I only need 750 words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm having a rank.

Ranking without me again!

I'm here now because I needed to wind down after a very long work day. I can't quite get out of the chair and into bed at the moment.

You'd enjoy this one as well. I'm at Claridges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching an episode of Forever and on here at same time. Men can multi-task

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.

Why are you on here at the moment?

Because I have a deadline of Wednesday for a 2500 word short story.

I'll write your short story if you write my article. I only need 750 words.

Ooh, ooh, I'll do the article. Me, me, me. 750 words is a doddle.

What's the subject - not that I'll stick to it, but I'm curious?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Because I'm having a rank.

Ranking without me again!

I'm here now because I needed to wind down after a very long work day. I can't quite get out of the chair and into bed at the moment.

You'd enjoy this one as well. I'm at Claridges "

You know me well. Could you pick me up at about 8am and drop me there for breakfast please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm having a rank.

Is that what taxi drivers do in between customers?"

Hello stranger.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Because I'm trying to distract myself from needing the loo cos if I get up and go I will disturb my new pooch who has just settled down after whimpering about being left in his crate to sleep.

A new pooch? What have you got?"

He's supposed to be a cross shih tzu and yorkie, but there's something else in the mix too, possibly cairn. He's awfully cute. And though he's not a pup he's getting to grips with commands in return for chicken!

But until he and the cat work out how to live together he'll be in his crate at night.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Because I'm having a rank.

Ranking without me again!

I'm here now because I needed to wind down after a very long work day. I can't quite get out of the chair and into bed at the moment.

You'd enjoy this one as well. I'm at Claridges "

Oh one says!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.

Why are you on here at the moment?

Because I have a deadline of Wednesday for a 2500 word short story.

I'll write your short story if you write my article. I only need 750 words.

Ooh, ooh, I'll do the article. Me, me, me. 750 words is a doddle.

What's the subject - not that I'll stick to it, but I'm curious?"

Bad practice in public sector contracting.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.

Why are you on here at the moment?

Because I have a deadline of Wednesday for a 2500 word short story.

I'll write your short story if you write my article. I only need 750 words.

Ooh, ooh, I'll do the article. Me, me, me. 750 words is a doddle.

What's the subject - not that I'll stick to it, but I'm curious?

Bad practice in public sector contracting."

Easy peasy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm having a rank.

Ranking without me again!

I'm here now because I needed to wind down after a very long work day. I can't quite get out of the chair and into bed at the moment.

You'd enjoy this one as well. I'm at Claridges

You know me well. Could you pick me up at about 8am and drop me there for breakfast please?

I'd have to charge you a run in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I had one hell of a stressful day with my lovely but special-needs daughter - and as there's no-one to come and give me a very long no-strings cuddle now she's finally asleep - I'll settle for this!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"My favourite fwb has gone to bed early and refuses to get beaten on another game of online scrabble.

Aah my glamorous lifestyle "

I log in every night, and flick between here and online backgammon

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Because I'm trying to distract myself from needing the loo cos if I get up and go I will disturb my new pooch who has just settled down after whimpering about being left in his crate to sleep.

A new pooch? What have you got?

But until he and the cat work out how to live together he'll be in his crate at night."

Does that make him a shitie?

He sounds adorable.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Because I'm having a rank.

Ranking without me again!

I'm here now because I needed to wind down after a very long work day. I can't quite get out of the chair and into bed at the moment.

You'd enjoy this one as well. I'm at Claridges

You know me well. Could you pick me up at about 8am and drop me there for breakfast please?

I'd have to charge you a run in. "

If you charged me you'd likely run me over!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Because I'm trying to distract myself from needing the loo cos if I get up and go I will disturb my new pooch who has just settled down after whimpering about being left in his crate to sleep.

A new pooch? What have you got?

But until he and the cat work out how to live together he'll be in his crate at night.

Does that make him a shitie?

He sounds adorable."

A shitie terrierist

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Because I'm trying to distract myself from needing the loo cos if I get up and go I will disturb my new pooch who has just settled down after whimpering about being left in his crate to sleep.

A new pooch? What have you got?

But until he and the cat work out how to live together he'll be in his crate at night.

Does that make him a shitie?

He sounds adorable."

A Shorkie!

But he's not quite a Shorkie. He's bigger and not quite as teddy bear like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my bloody clients don't appreciate the time difference and being late for a skype conference is therefore acceptable grrrrr

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Because I'm having a rank.

Is that what taxi drivers do in between customers?

Hello stranger. "

Hello stranger yourself, it's been a while...I almost didn't recognise that bottom

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Because my bloody clients don't appreciate the time difference and being late for a skype conference is therefore acceptable grrrrr"

You have my sympathy as I've had that one. A 4am call as they couldn't work out GMT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I have this bag of giant buttons that isn't going to eat itself.....being on here just keeps my other hand busy

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

The 1500 word essay I'm meant to be writing is so boring...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

]Because I have this bag of giant buttons that isn't going to eat itself.....being on here just keeps my other hand busy

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If you want to keep your hands busy I'll help you out ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here for the cake.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I am here due to my company cocking up the shifts. Was supposed to be on days, now on nights ??????

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Is laying in bed trying to read a governance document on my 'phone bad?

Should I just give up, get some sleep and carry on in the morning?

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Me....just finished work in my cab....so i thought.....she must be out there somewhere !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.

Why are you on here at the moment?"

Insomnia is a bitch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on here just few more min as I am about to pleasure myself in bed soon

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can't sleep for the third night in a row

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

NORWICH

Toms working 12hr nights this week and I dont like sleeping on my own xx Tabitha xx

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Love to fab pics

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

Finished watching TV, had a shower and thought I'd have a peek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I've not been that active on the forums for a while and have lately re descovered that somehow I like waffling crap at people and it mainly getting ignored

been talking crap for hours now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't sleep for the third night in a row

It's really crapsville x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't sleep. ... wanking the last 2 hours and can't decide what to cum over..... For the 5th time today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've woken up at the witching hour of 3am again and been awake for the last hour and a half grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here to kill time at work 2 hrs to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my ceiling is leaking water through my light fitting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause I have work very soon and my alarm says I must get up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurgy yolk thing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because my ceiling is leaking water through my light fitting...

That sounds rather dangerous !

hope you get it sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am playing wideawake.com n should be sleeping, but hey its only jus gone 5 am. Good morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm awake too early again

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Because I'm awake too early again

Same here

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I was hoping for a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because I'm wide awake at stupid o'clock for no reason

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

to check whats happened on fabworld .. say good morning .. perv some scantily dressed women and see if i can have some sex

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

I'm bored x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite fwb has gone to bed early and refuses to get beaten on another game of online scrabble.

Aah my glamorous lifestyle

I log in every night, and flick between here and online backgammon

Slightly more intellectual than scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for meets as I am highly sexed and I just love sex with boys men girls women I need to come regular that's me

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

My washing machine takes aaaaaages to finish

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I should be reading part of two British Standards ISO documents and here is an entertaining method of avoidance.

Why are you on here at the moment?

Because I have a deadline of Wednesday for a 2500 word short story.

I'll write your short story if you write my article. I only need 750 words.

In the words of the late great Morecambe and Wise. I can give you 750 words, just not necessarily in the right order!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

My work day starts at 8am and my workload is finished by 8.30!!!!! Only another 8.5 hours till home time

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm here because I've been wiped out by this blasted cold...I should be at work!!! I can't afford to be ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in here because I'm between shifts . Can't think of a better place to be at the moment . Sat outside with my coffee on this bright sunny november morning and browsing all the lovelies on here .

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

because the zoo is shut and this is the next best thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because, because, because,because,,,because of the wonderful wizard of oz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt .

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By *ilkchocolate87Man
over a year ago

sw london

I have a day off work and love the thrill of meeting someone new

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Because I've retired back to bed to get warm after giving the new pooch a walk and I'm snuggled up with a grumpy puss who is hiding under the bedclothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here because I've been wiped out by this blasted cold...I should be at work!!! I can't afford to be ill

Oh dear ((((((hugs)))))))) get well soon x

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Because I am having my 1st cup of coffee and laid in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because i took time off till Thursday and now im bored ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What else is there to do while having a dump? :D

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"What else is there to do while having a dump? :D"

bleurgh!

I often wonder how many messages we receive early in the morning while the gent is enthroned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm being nosey and it beats Facebook

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I'm reviewing a contract and it's as dull as ditchwater.

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