FabSwingers.com forum: I find farters horny

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm just putting it out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol that's very different lol

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

cheshire

You just can't find many nowadays though no matter how hard you look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They're there if you look hard enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just putting it out there. "
your just trying to get into backdoor54's pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just putting it out there. your just trying to get into backdoor54's pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just putting it out there. your just trying to get into backdoor54's pants

You noticed that too

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pump-aphiles?

Eproctophilia - thats the technical name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something stinks about this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just putting it out there. your just trying to get into backdoor54's pants

You noticed that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can crack off a good fart, though not generally inclined to doing so during sexual activity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love girls that fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there anything that men don't get turned on by?

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Farters are everywhere....i can sniff them out easily

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Is there anything that men don't get turned on by?

lol so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a website for most things so probably is one out there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there anything that men don't get turned on by?

Cricket ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 days on a low carb high protein diet..

If you are on the receiving end.. Will change your opinion.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Is there anything that men don't get turned on by?

Cricket ?"

In cricket there is a follow on. I'm hoping this thread doesn't have a follow through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there anything that men don't get turned on by?

Cricket ?

In cricket there is a follow on. I'm hoping this thread doesn't have a follow through

Have you ever bowled a maiden over ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just putting it out there. "

Long time ago, I've read a porn comic about a woman that farted when she was feeling horny and couldn't keep a man. Long story short, her mate had a friend who liked smelling farts.

I know what are you thinking: " and they lived happily ever after ",

No they didn't.

She got a treatment and dumped the guy.

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By *omnlynneCouple
over a year ago

milton keynes

You'd love my missus then

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

if you smelt my hubby when he farts you would change your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass them baked beans over here dahling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually have a friend who encourages me to fart in his presence. Seriously, he finds it horny. Like I'm a massive flatulator lol. But yeah nice to know that I wouldn't have to be embarrassed if it did slip out. God remember the days my brothers sitting on me as kids and ripping on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually have a friend who encourages me to fart in his presence. Seriously, he finds it horny. Like I'm a massive flatulator lol. But yeah nice to know that I wouldn't have to be embarrassed if it did slip out. God remember the days my brothers sitting on me as kids and ripping on me

Lucky guy your friend is, does he get off on the sound or smell or both?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd love my missus then

Is she a bit of a fart arse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just putting it out there. your just trying to get into backdoor54's pants

You are funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I reading this correctly? There are REALLY people out there who find it horny when people trump??

I'm always acutely embarrassed when I trump in public!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I reading this correctly? There are REALLY people out there who find it horny when people trump??

I'm always acutely embarrassed when I trump in public!

xx"

Id be absolutely delighted if you farted next to me, especially if it smelt really strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky guy your friend is, does he get off on the sound or smell or both?"

The sound lol. Oh god I feel like getting sick now hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anything that men don't get turned on by?

Cricket ?"

Even when they are rubbing their balls on their thighs?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jay and I have farting competitions. Until he met me he had never farted in front of anyone, I soon brought him down to my level and now he can give me a run for my money

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By *eamperveCouple
over a year ago

South West

Oh thanks so much for these giggles....

Just what I needed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something stinks about this post

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

What about beaver burps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just putting it out there. "

Hmmm Ever smell a fart after a night oh Guinness ? Everyone loves there own brand but at times there vile !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just putting it out there.

Hmmm Ever smell a fart after a night oh Guinness ? Everyone loves there own brand but at times there vile !"

Haha so true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever googles 'cake fart' videos? It's definitely... Different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting is a big thing in brazil, most if not all site you'll find on it will be brazilions, not my thing but they sell those patches now to make ur farts smell nice lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

part of the silent but deadly majority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once had a massive crush on a lady I worked with and chased after her for months..when I finaly got a date with her she farted up my nose while we was doing a sixty niner..it was fecking minging..a very grim experience indeed..i never asked her out anymore and called it a day on our brief relationship..

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Farters for justice

Fight the power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should be a tick box on the "interests" page for this !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i once had a massive crush on a lady I worked with and chased after her for months..when I finaly got a date with her she farted up my nose while we was doing a sixty niner..it was fecking minging..a very grim experience indeed..i never asked her out anymore and called it a day on our brief relationship..

OMG lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ? "

Could of been your fault if you had made her laugh during the 69, some woman of a certain age cant control it like they used to when younger, certanly when they laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ?

Could of been your fault if you had made her laugh during the 69, some woman of a certain age cant control it like they used to when younger, certanly when they laugh"

I'm off to book a comedy night at the local darby and Joan club.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ?

Could of been your fault if you had made her laugh during the 69, some woman of a certain age cant control it like they used to when younger, certanly when they laugh

I'm off to book a comedy night at the local darby and Joan club. "

Make sure its well ventalated and has access to windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about beaver burps?

Le Queef?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ? "

fuck no..i didn't fancy a repeat performance..it was a very traumatic experience indeed..not good to say the least..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ?

fuck no..i didn't fancy a repeat performance..it was a very traumatic experience indeed..not good to say the least..

I have just spat out my drink reading that, very funny indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope not for Me that's disgusting LOOOL. Prefer fanny farts tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just putting it out there. "

'Putting it out there'

Paaaaarrrrp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you have been ok with this if it had been a third or fourth date ?

fuck no..i didn't fancy a repeat performance..it was a very traumatic experience indeed..not good to say the least..

How do you think she felt?

Tut tut.

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