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Work innuendo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How am I supposed to reply to an email about "thrashing out MMF proposals" and keep a straight face?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

With great difficulty! I just had to tell someone they needed to pump the bottom end with a straight face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have to contend with referrals to DP all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling young lads to get in the butts on range days is a belter! Bloody kids!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And told a lady she needed her holes filling earlier before I could tile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Actually it's probably better than when I had to explain double entry to the trainees.

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Currently reading an information sheet on 'moisture problems in buildings'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to not laugh when reading DP'd in work is hard

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Its like being at kindergarten at my work, there's so many double entendres and sniggering. That's civil servants for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly get asked to take young women up the embankment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a system at work that we get emails from - it is called FAB.. My heart skips a beat everytime I see one of those come in!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

We take turns to tidy the kitchen area. I laughed when a lady said she was on clean up duties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work is unbareable. There are only two jobs i can do, so if im not swinging, im tugging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just done CBT training I did titter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually it's probably better than when I had to explain double entry to the trainees. "

If you're in a similar job to me, I get fed up with telling people "you'll feel a sharp scratch" when I cannulate them. It's not a bloomin' scratch, it's a prick but you just can't say that these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For our website and database work we have a front-end and back-end team.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

work what in your end-o

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By *iuliettaWoman
over a year ago

DEVIZES

I have to teach students to bone a chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well in my work we do live insertion lol but thats better than dead insertion pmsl

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

In work I have to order hot probes and quite often 'o' rings of different sizes....I always giggle

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i call my rubber mats rubbers on purpose when o order them .. i need ten rubbers tomorrow lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually it's probably better than when I had to explain double entry to the trainees.

If you're in a similar job to me, I get fed up with telling people "you'll feel a sharp scratch" when I cannulate them. It's not a bloomin' scratch, it's a prick but you just can't say that these days "

I don't think I'm in a similar job - but yeah actually I have noticed they always say 'sharp scratch' when I'm giving blood...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"[Removed by poster at 03/11/14 19:20:00]"
disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/11/14 19:20:00] disgusting! "

And that's just for starters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/11/14 19:20:00] disgusting!

And that's just for starters! "

Dirty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At Christmas craft time I had to go around school asking who needed felt.....

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Given my choice of career, its best I stay away from innuendo at work.

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