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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I know a few of you have plans in case of a zombie apocalypse.

You may be interested to know that a researcher at the Open University has developed a computer programme to model such a scenario in order to determine the best survival plan.

The modelling software is available for people to download in order to run their own scenarios.

MODS: Am I allowed to post a link to the Open University Academic Site (OU.ac.uk)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hardest part of surviving the zombie apocalypse will be trying not to look so happy about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://m.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/local/uni-boffins-reveal-secret-to-surviving-a-zombie-apocalypse-1-6383835

It's mostly here.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"http://m.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/local/uni-boffins-reveal-secret-to-surviving-a-zombie-apocalypse-1-6383835

It's mostly here."

Some of it's there. There's more on the OU site, including the full research paper and more stuff about zombies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a 12 bore and a couple of thousand rounds. Should keep me alive long enough to make up a plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a 12 bore and a couple of thousand rounds. Should keep me alive long enough to make up a plan. "

To noisy, cross bow or bow & arrow. Nice and quiet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not read the research in any of the links but it greatly depends on the nature of the virus that causes it.

I've seen models based on an airborne strain of rabies and it really is as close to a 'zombie' apocalypse in the classic sense as we could come. It would spread incredibly rapidly partly down to how it's diagnosed and also the fact there is no cure. Even though there is a series of injections available to stop it the spread would get out of hand before the first case was diagnosed.

Victims would behave much like classic zombies right up to the point of death.

If that happens, surround yourself with water, that's what I plan on doing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a 12 bore and a couple of thousand rounds. Should keep me alive long enough to make up a plan.

To noisy, cross bow or bow & arrow. Nice and quiet...."

I have a crossbow.

I also have several rifles and a couple of shotguns, they'd be last resort weapons only. You don't want to be making lots of noise if you want to survive....stealth is key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill just go old school, baseball bat golf club and any spare concrete blocks lying around, at least till I can make it to the shop where they sell samurai swords after that point the in dead will become, undeader lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

No need for any further research for me. I have already put in place my plan for Z Day.

First I will befriend several unfit and/or fat people. These 'friends' will act as a buffer (or buffet) to the hordes of undead. As long as I keep enough of them close I will always have time for an escape.

Do not use fire arms!

The undead are drawn to the sound, my preferred weapon is the cricket bat. It has a good weight to it and the two different sides are both useful, the flat side for batting off several zombies, the pointed side for cracking a skull open when in combat with a single zombie. But most importantly it is a nod to my most favourite zombie film Shaun of the Dead.

I already have my hold-up location scoped out and some stockpiling has already took place. I am not going to tell you where it is as then you might steal it. I will hold up there until all the zombies have eaten all the humans and have then ran out of fuel. As I understand it they will not die but should be in a withered and weakened state at which point I, yes MEEEE! Will defeat them and take over the whole WORLDDDDD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plan to go to the pub, wait for it all to blow over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I plan to go to the pub, wait for it all to blow over."

Ill meet you at the Winchester lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally kick ass at dead island on Xbox .. So all I need is a couple of machetes and I'm all good

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd attempt to see them off with cutting comments regarding their clothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having gorged on Walking Dead all weekend my dreams have zombies all over them!!! I'd survive.

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"No need for any further research for me. I have already put in place my plan for Z Day.

First I will befriend several unfit and/or fat people. These 'friends' will act as a buffer (or buffet) to the hordes of undead. As long as I keep enough of them close I will always have time for an escape.

Do not use fire arms!

The undead are drawn to the sound, my preferred weapon is the cricket bat. It has a good weight to it and the two different sides are both useful, the flat side for batting off several zombies, the pointed side for cracking a skull open when in combat with a single zombie. But most importantly it is a nod to my most favourite zombie film Shaun of the Dead.

I already have my hold-up location scoped out and some stockpiling has already took place. I am not going to tell you where it is as then you might steal it. I will hold up there until all the zombies have eaten all the humans and have then ran out of fuel. As I understand it they will not die but should be in a withered and weakened state at which point I, yes MEEEE! Will defeat them and take over the whole WORLDDDDD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA "

One major floor in that plan.

No person left but you will still mean the end of the world.

I would suggest you keep a few women safe for breeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having gorged on Walking Dead all weekend my dreams have zombies all over them!!! I'd survive. "

Fancy coming up to Scotland and helping me out as well then?

I'd repay you kindly.

I could just see my fat arse being one of the first to get chomped...

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

If I worked in the undertakers I would tie all the shoe laces together to prepare for a za!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I bagged and tagged about 15 zombies a few nights ago, I was awesome, didn't get one scratch on me!!

Can't work out why they were all carrying sweets and chocolate tho.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm just hoping it happens while I'm at work - a high security triple-fenced enclave with armed guards should be ok, but I reckon we'd soon be barbecuing managers as the canteen's a bit crap...I'm hoping like hell, it doesn't start INSIDE the fence while I'm there though

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"I've got a 12 bore and a couple of thousand rounds. Should keep me alive long enough to make up a plan.

To noisy, cross bow or bow & arrow. Nice and quiet...."

fac air rifle silencer and scope that should sort them . Job done . 12 bore 3 shot for back up .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stock up on food etc, stay indoors, wait for everyone to run to their safe place.

Sod putting yourself at risk.

Guns are only good if you have no choice. Sound will attract zombies and other undesirables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So no doctors, butchers, running water, electric, no medicine, no internet, no petrol, no cars, no farmers.... Still that shotgun should come in handy for suicide once the hunger kicks in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the zombies are slow like in the old movies I'm pretty sure il survive if they can run I'm fucked

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

by the time it happens ones plasma canon will sort the blighters out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"by the time it happens ones plasma canon will sort the blighters out.."

What if there advanced zombies immune to plasma cannons

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

My friend is tactical, I'm supplying the armoury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride a ride-on lawnmower - mow those fuckers down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ride a ride-on lawnmower - mow those fuckers down..."

They'll just grab you off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can try - break into the local acme armoury and get some guns...

Can they climb onto pitched roofs?

Id also be tempted to go and live on the islands up North...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"by the time it happens ones plasma canon will sort the blighters out..

What if there advanced zombies immune to plasma cannons "

then club them with the canon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"by the time it happens ones plasma canon will sort the blighters out..

What if there advanced zombies immune to plasma cannons

then club them with the canon..

"

Quick thinking that why you survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wear a suit made of wool full body type.. everyone hates biting through wool even the undead must.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

We'd just head to our local asda, break in, make sure the shutters are down and seal all the entrances.

Donuts, haribos and all the fizzy pop we can stomach!

It's not 24 hr so there'd be no zombie checkout chicks either!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'd just head to our local asda, break in, make sure the shutters are down and seal all the entrances.

Donuts, haribos and all the fizzy pop we can stomach!

It's not 24 hr so there'd be no zombie checkout chicks either!

A"

Great plan can I come

And when the zombies turn up you can escape as I'm rubbish at running

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