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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I researched the internet and found the following:

3" Small

5" medium

6" Average

7" Big

8" Very Big

9" Well endowed

10"+ Very well endowed

What is your thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a difference between medium and average?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relative to the size of the fanny init

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a difference between medium and average?"
not as much diference but a tiny bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was under the impression than average was around 5 to 7 inches.

Average; can

Well endowed; sky remote

Very well endowed; pringles tube!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thoughts are 'its a chart'

Never measured tbh but I'm confident with what I have and like to think it shows through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool I'm big oh hold on that is across right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Relative to the size of the fanny init "

In which case we're all 1 inch!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"My thoughts are 'its a chart'

Never measured tbh but I'm confident with what I have and like to think it shows through

"

Wear baggier jeans then!

Nice shoes - but how the hell did you get your legs that far behind your head?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it."

Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a difference between medium and average?"

Yeah, 1 inch

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

Funny most of the women want a big cock and all the men want a tight pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thought would be the " You can't change the size of your cock so make the best of it and have fun"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny most of the women want a big cock and all the men want a tight pussy "

I prefer Mr Average, never been a fan of big cocks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.

Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka! "

Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.

Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!

Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool"

That may work.....what we need is some ladies who are willing to test these theories....any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's how it's used that counts. Bloody size chart bollocks!

I bet there's people with 4" dicks who can hit the spot every time, and 10" that are just too damn uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.

Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!

Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool

That may work.....what we need is some ladies who are willing to test these theories....any takers? "

We may need a lot of spaghetti

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"My thought would be the " You can't change the size of your cock so make the best of it and have fun""

Oh but you can haven't you seen all the emails and adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.

Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka! "

Pmsl

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"Funny most of the women want a big cock and all the men want a tight pussy

I prefer Mr Average, never been a fan of big cocks!!"

You could have said small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is 5 and a half inch girth? Average?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny most of the women want a big cock and all the men want a tight pussy "

When you have a big cock, most pussies feel tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.

Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!

Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool

That may work.....what we need is some ladies who are willing to test these theories....any takers?

We may need a lot of spaghetti "

And some volunteers.....otherwise we're gonna look like a right pair of tits sat in the corner with a pile of spaghetti, a measurer, a jug of water and a funnell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's how it's used that counts. Bloody size chart bollocks!

I bet there's people with 4" dicks who can hit the spot every time, and 10" that are just too damn uncomfortable. "

I don't like them too long, painful! A little girth is nice but I'm tight so not too big!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.

Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!

Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool

That may work.....what we need is some ladies who are willing to test these theories....any takers?

We may need a lot of spaghetti

And some volunteers.....otherwise we're gonna look like a right pair of tits sat in the corner with a pile of spaghetti, a measurer, a jug of water and a funnell...."
ahahahahaahaha who wouldn't want to know their vagoobler could fit 5 person's worth of pasta and probably 4 pints of water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus... like ice skating you gotta factor in marks for presentation and technical merit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.

Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!

Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool

That may work.....what we need is some ladies who are willing to test these theories....any takers?

We may need a lot of spaghetti

And some volunteers.....otherwise we're gonna look like a right pair of tits sat in the corner with a pile of spaghetti, a measurer, a jug of water and a funnell.... ahahahahaahaha who wouldn't want to know their vagoobler could fit 5 person's worth of pasta and probably 4 pints of water"

This is true, I'm off to buy some supplies as I can see us being inundated with hordes of screaming women once the 'spag-vag' method of measurement gets out there....just wait and see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.

Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka!

Was thinking about an spaghetti measuring tool

That may work.....what we need is some ladies who are willing to test these theories....any takers?

We may need a lot of spaghetti

And some volunteers.....otherwise we're gonna look like a right pair of tits sat in the corner with a pile of spaghetti, a measurer, a jug of water and a funnell.... ahahahahaahaha who wouldn't want to know their vagoobler could fit 5 person's worth of pasta and probably 4 pints of water

This is true, I'm off to buy some supplies as I can see us being inundated with hordes of screaming women once the 'spag-vag' method of measurement gets out there....just wait and see! "

1 person worth : tight

2 person worth : medium

3 person worth : average

4 person worth : average plus size

5 person worth : wizard sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny most of the women want a big cock and all the men want a tight pussy

When you have a big cock, most pussies feel tight."

how big is big exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny most of the women want a big cock and all the men want a tight pussy

When you have a big cock, most pussies feel tight.

how big is big exactly? "

8 inches last time I measured

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By *tloversCouple
over a year ago

Warrington

You know what turns me off (and know several other women who feel the same)...men who are thrilled to bits with their own cocks!

I get loads of messages that just say 'Hi. .I am vwe' and that's it..'I have a massive cock and therefore no words are necessary'

Had some terrible fucks from men with giant cocks and some awesome fucks from men with average size!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I have a massive cock and therefore no words are necessary'"

If a guy actually wrote that, I'd think it'd be fair to chat to him even if just because it shows a sense of humour

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By *tloversCouple
over a year ago

Warrington

Sexy brain. ..I do love your profile pic tho! Excellent work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy brain. ..I do love your profile pic tho! Excellent work"

Thankyou, I pride myself on having a steady hand x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not the size of the army, it's the force if the attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a 1 inch

Can I get a sweety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's how it's used that counts. Bloody size chart bollocks!

I bet there's people with 4" dicks who can hit the spot every time, and 10" that are just too damn uncomfortable. "

I 100% agree with this. You know what they say "It's not about the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean". So true in my opinion anyways xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what turns me off (and know several other women who feel the same)...men who are thrilled to bits with their own cocks!

I get loads of messages that just say 'Hi. .I am vwe' and that's it..'I have a massive cock and therefore no words are necessary'

Had some terrible fucks from men with giant cocks and some awesome fucks from men with average size! "

Disappointing if a guy says he is well hung when he only has a chipolata though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen a 1 inch

Can I get a sweety"

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

If cock size was important the blokes who purport to have them would get all the meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny most of the women want a big cock and all the men want a tight pussy "

Apart from those who like stretching...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's how it's used that counts. Bloody size chart bollocks!

I bet there's people with 4" dicks who can hit the spot every time, and 10" that are just too damn uncomfortable. "

Well said its how it's used nothing to do with size !!

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By *teveeb46Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I think some guys are obsessed with cock size. I've had a few guys over the years respond to a polite no thanks, not for me with a "well I've got a massive cock" like suddenly I'll change my mind because of it. One abusive guy who couldn't take polite rejection told me I'd missed out on a massive cock, I'll agree there, seems I did!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once spoke to a guy who stated he was vvvwe. When I ask him what size he said 6" lol. Not that's small but vvv is a bold statement pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once spoke to a guy who stated he was vvvwe. When I ask him what size he said 6" lol. Not that's small but vvv is a bold statement pmsl"

Maybe he just had a stutter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woooo get my piece out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once spoke to a guy who stated he was vvvwe. When I ask him what size he said 6" lol. Not that's small but vvv is a bold statement pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once spoke to a guy who stated he was vvvwe. When I ask him what size he said 6" lol. Not that's small but vvv is a bold statement pmsl"

Maybe he just had a stutter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an echo in here lol

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Sounds about right.

I can live with my 6.5! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's an echo in here lol"

Maybe he just had a stutter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's an echo in here lol"

Ha looks like I have a stutter too!! Pmsl....sorry phone has life of its own sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In life I aim to The top end of average, my cock hasn't let me down, he's big yaaaay

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I once spoke to a guy who stated he was vvvwe. When I ask him what size he said 6" lol. Not that's small but vvv is a bold statement pmsl"

Haha

Reminds me of people who describe themselves as 'fit' when what they actually mean is malnourished.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"What is 5 and a half inch girth? Average?"

It's ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be happy with a 6 or a 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id be happy with a 6 or a 7 "

Me too, perfect size as far as I'm concerned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now your starting a whole new topic, at your reasoning it's like saying abs don't count if your skinny and big boobs don't count if your fat, (not trying to insult anyone)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now your starting a whole new topic, at your reasoning it's like saying abs don't count if your skinny and big boobs don't count if your fat, (not trying to insult anyone) "

Who is starting a whole new topic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is 5 and a half inch girth? Average?

It's ideal "

Ooh good

How do you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's an echo in here lol"

haha I thought I was seeing things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm average, no point drying it, but I'm big on creativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm happy"

So am I, like a room without a roof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was under the impression than average was around 5 to 7 inches.

Average; can

Well endowed; sky remote

Very well endowed; pringles tube!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what turns me off (and know several other women who feel the same)...men who are thrilled to bits with their own cocks!

I get loads of messages that just say 'Hi. .I am vwe' and that's it..'I have a massive cock and therefore no words are necessary'

Had some terrible fucks from men with giant cocks and some awesome fucks from men with average size! "

Same here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a good old sky remote haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There should be a unit to measure vagina tightness, there must be a way of measuring!!! I'm on a crusade to find it.

Fill it with water then measure the volume? Eureka! "

Substitute water for spunk and we have ourselfs a kink

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

At least im atound medium lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How about a freeview remote lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am distinctly average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit bollocks!.. im a small!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My cock size chart...

Do you have one?

Is it bigger than 2" when erect?

Does it get erect and stay erect?

Can you last longer than 30 seconds?

Have you been tested and is it disease free?

If you can answer yes to all of those then, to me, your cock is perfectly fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now your starting a whole new topic, at your reasoning it's like saying abs don't count if your skinny and big boobs don't count if your fat, (not trying to insult anyone)

Who is starting a whole new topic?"

He is

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