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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the time for panto season! Wahey!

There's a clique behind you!

Oh no, there isn't!

Oh yes, there is!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It's the time for panto season! Wahey!

There's a clique behind you!

Oh no, there isn't!

Oh yes, there is! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even as a child I found that irritating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even as a child I found that irritating."

He's behind you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing like a Dame

Has South Pacific ever been a panto?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even as a child I found that irritating.

He's behind you."

Oh no, he isn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How funny that I have that on my profile as a location

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the time for panto season! Wahey!

There's a clique behind you!

Oh no, there isn't!

Oh yes, there is! "

Has someone pissed on your chips tonight?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"

There is nothing like a Dame

Has South Pacific ever been a panto?"

Shhhh the place is full of blokes dressing up as women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the time for panto season! Wahey!

There's a clique behind you!

Oh no, there isn't!

Oh yes, there is!

Has someone pissed on your chips tonight? "

No. Not tonight.

Just reclaiming the Forums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How funny that I have that on my profile as a location "

You may or may not be pleased to know, but your comment re location made me think of the question my dad always asked before we set off on a car journey.

Are you strapped in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

There is nothing like a Dame

Has South Pacific ever been a panto?

Shhhh the place is full of blokes dressing up as women. "

Straight blokes yeah??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the time for panto season! Wahey!

There's a clique behind you!

Oh no, there isn't!

Oh yes, there is!

Has someone pissed on your chips tonight?

No. Not tonight.

Just reclaiming the Forums!"

Is it a one man revolution?

Reclaiming them from what? Had they been kidnapped

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"How funny that I have that on my profile as a location

You may or may not be pleased to know, but your comment re location made me think of the question my dad always asked before we set off on a car journey.

Are you strapped in? "

Exactly the same question I ask myself just before I look at the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

There is nothing like a Dame

Has South Pacific ever been a panto?

Shhhh the place is full of blokes dressing up as women.

Straight blokes yeah?? "

Isn't there a Chinese Proverb about a tree and how it's better to be able to bend with the wind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the time for panto season! Wahey!

There's a clique behind you!

Oh no, there isn't!

Oh yes, there is!

Has someone pissed on your chips tonight?

No. Not tonight.

Just reclaiming the Forums!

Is it a one man revolution?

Reclaiming them from what? Had they been kidnapped "

Not kidnapped. Just claimed for a minority.

To paraphrase Bono, "Now I'm claiming them back"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

There is nothing like a Dame

Has South Pacific ever been a panto?

Shhhh the place is full of blokes dressing up as women.

Straight blokes yeah??

Isn't there a Chinese Proverb about a tree and how it's better to be able to bend with the wind? "

Before some prick comes and chops it down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the time for panto season! Wahey!

There's a clique behind you!

Oh no, there isn't!

Oh yes, there is!

Has someone pissed on your chips tonight?

No. Not tonight.

Just reclaiming the Forums!

Is it a one man revolution?

Reclaiming them from what? Had they been kidnapped

Not kidnapped. Just claimed for a minority.

To paraphrase Bono, "Now I'm claiming them back" "

Ok....off you go then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

There is nothing like a Dame

Has South Pacific ever been a panto?

Shhhh the place is full of blokes dressing up as women.

Straight blokes yeah??

Isn't there a Chinese Proverb about a tree and how it's better to be able to bend with the wind? "

I'm very bendy!! Panto innuendo abounds - even though we're at least a month early!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but aren't the forums for anyone to use as they wish as long as no rules are broken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the time for panto season! Wahey!

There's a clique behind you!

Oh no, there isn't!

Oh yes, there is!

Has someone pissed on your chips tonight?

No. Not tonight.

Just reclaiming the Forums!

Is it a one man revolution?

Reclaiming them from what? Had they been kidnapped

Not kidnapped. Just claimed for a minority.

To paraphrase Bono, "Now I'm claiming them back"

Ok....off you go then "

I'm trying. To open up the Forums to those who wish to post without judgement, bullying, pack mentality - a happy place where we can express thoughts, fears and ideas without premature and ill founded judgement. I can but hope

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can I be the front end of the cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the front end of the cow

"

You're a whole cow to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forgive me if I'm wrong, but aren't the forums for anyone to use as they wish as long as no rules are broken. "

Quite right! Fill your boots!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Can I be the front end of the cow

You're a whole cow to me. "

have you got beef with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the front end of the cow

You're a whole cow to me. have you got beef with me"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the front end of the cow

You're a whole cow to me. have you got beef with me"

Can we draw the curtains in this please

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh the mystery has been solved your posting on your single profile usually its your couples account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two guys are invited to a fabcy dress party and bereft of ideas they decide to hire a Panto Cow outfit. To make it look authentic they go for a trial run in a field.

The guy in front asks his mate "How fast do you think you can run?"

"Run, i can barely walk, i'll be fucked if i can run at all"

"Well brace yourself then, the bull's on it's way over"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh the mystery has been solved your posting on your single profile usually its your couples account

"

Im still none the wiser

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh the mystery has been solved your posting on your single profile usually its your couples account

"

Is that a problem, Diamond? If so, how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has made me think of Anita Harris and Bonnie Langford.. I need to amend my selections on the things that annoy you thread .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Oh the mystery has been solved your posting on your single profile usually its your couples account

Is that a problem, Diamond? If so, how?"

not a problem just makes this thread make more sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh the mystery has been solved your posting on your single profile usually its your couples account

Is that a problem, Diamond? If so, how?not a problem just makes this thread make more sense"

How so?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Can I be the front end of the cow

You're a whole cow to me. have you got beef with me

Can we draw the curtains in this please "

only if your nice to me udderwise I will have to keep it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a bizarre thread.

Oh no it isn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a bizarre thread.

Oh no it isn't! "

That was Ali Baba wasn't it? The bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Widow Twanky is a bloke!

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

Ah panto' s.

The smell of oranges and wet knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah panto' s.

The smell of oranges and wet knickers "

Well stop wetting your knickers then! x

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