FabSwingers.com forum: Groucho Quote........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Here it is

" I resign. I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member "

Im sick of reading it on here and hereby declare that the above is the very LAST time that anyone can use or abuse it!!

The next person to use it ........dies.

Post other overused quotes and cliches below as an indication that you are looking for a little originality from now on....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

are you including the sanity clause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike posts that end with the phrase "end of."

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I dislike posts that end with the phrase "end of."

or FACT (when its just an opinion)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I add "Simples" ?

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

cliches below as an indication that you are looking for a little originality from now on....

Did you know that cliché is a french word that originated from the print industry? typesetters had all the trite phrases made up to save them setting them again and again. The word cliché was the sound that the printing press made when mass producing the final product.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go for hashtags. They're for twitter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I add "Simples" ?"

SORRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oiiii Granny does that mean you didnt like my Groucho quote on the other post??

Slumps off back to making a tea ... Pfft wat ya gotta do around here to be loved

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." attributed to Voltaire.

Not only does everyone get the quote wrong but it wasn't Voltaire who said it, as a quick Google will tell most people.

Also, most Wilde and Churchill quotes are incredibly overused and misapplied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go for hashtags. They're for twitter! "

SORRRY!!!!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oops!

I've just blatantly used a very well known quote on another thread

But it's correctly quoted and attributed and also relevant

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'll go for hashtags. They're for twitter!

#SORRRY!!!!!!

Fixed that for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go for hashtags. They're for twitter!

#SORRRY!!!!!!

Fixed that for ya

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

btw i ll use whatever cliche i like tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day, I'm bored at the lack of imagination some people show

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"At the end of the day, I'm bored at the lack of imagination some people show

Sometimes clichés are clichés for very good reason.

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love” - Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's not quite the same but..

"When I want your opinion I'll let you have one"

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Although the repeat quoting of the Groucho Marx quote the the OP refers to just suggests that people trying to be witty but haven't actually read the whole thread so don't realise that it is going to fall a bit flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go for hashtags. They're for twitter!

#SORRRY!!!!!!

Fixed that for ya

Obliged to madam!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

How about witty apt misquotations xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go for hashtags. They're for twitter!

#SORRRY!!!!!!

Fixed that for ya

Obliged to madam!

....to you....*

But you knew that!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'll go for hashtags. They're for twitter!

#SORRRY!!!!!!

Fixed that for ya

Obliged to O Great, Gorgeous, Sexy and Irresistible TD!

....to you....*

But you knew that!! "

Don't worry. I'm aware that.you're getting a touch forgetful so I automatically correct your posts as I read them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love” - Oscar Wilde"

A good one,but probably been quoted on here to death

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I don't mind a quote correctly used in context and if it is an uncommon one, but it has to be entertaining. Too many are overused. Simples.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

cliches below as an indication that you are looking for a little originality from now on....

Well...... golly ...no i didn't know that ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Oiiii Granny does that mean you didnt like my Groucho quote on the other post??

Slumps off back to making a tea ... Pfft wat ya gotta do around here to be loved

Yours was probably cliche'the last straw' ... uncliche.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I can talk in cliches till the cows come home.

My favourite is when Ollie says to Stan "we'll put our noses to the grindstone, grab the bull by the horns and put our best foot forward" - stans complete look of bewilderment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oiiii Granny does that mean you didnt like my Groucho quote on the other post??

Slumps off back to making a tea ... Pfft wat ya gotta do around here to be loved

Yours was probably cliche'the last straw' ... uncliche."

...is that the straw that broke the camels back?

Couldn't resist....its all good fun and I'm sure there will be many more quotes Groucho's or otherwise.

Now back to more cliches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind a quote correctly used in context and if it is an uncommon one, but it has to be entertaining. Too many are overused. Simples."

If I move my phone screen up and down quickly Tina your tits wobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate status just saying horny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I don't mind a quote correctly used in context and if it is an uncommon one, but it has to be entertaining. Too many are overused. Simples.

If I move my phone screen up and down quickly Tina your tits wobble "

I use two comps at once if I want to see tina's tits

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I don't mind a quote correctly used in context and if it is an uncommon one, but it has to be entertaining. Too many are overused. Simples.

If I move my phone screen up and down quickly Tina your tits wobble "

You should see me go up and down stairs

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