FabSwingers.com forum: I am popping the kettle on

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a brew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black with two please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A black coffee would be great thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black with two please. "

Is that tea or coffee and do u fancy crumpet with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

milky coffee 2 sugars please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A black coffee would be great thanks

Coming right up

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Black with two please.

Is that tea or coffee and do u fancy crumpet with that?

Black tea please or an Earl Grey..... no crumpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea please, drop of milk, no sugar. Thank you. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"milky coffee 2 sugars please

Not a problem ... Semi skimmed , skimmed or fulk fat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black with two please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black with two please.

Is that tea or coffee and do u fancy crumpet with that?

Black tea please or an Earl Grey..... no crumpet."

Ohh Earl grey on its way.. U really sure about the crumpet Granny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea please, drop of milk, no sugar. Thank you. Xx

Yorkshire tea or pg ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I've just got out of bed and made my own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black with two please

Shall I pass it over in this post or your morning post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn, I've just got out of bed and made my own

Crumpet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"milky coffee 2 sugars please

Not a problem ... Semi skimmed , skimmed or fulk fat? "
full fat please x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

nice and strong with three sweetners please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea white 2 sugars please

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By *andixxxMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Decaf coffee with skimmed milk please!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Best go pull oot the best cups n saucers now we have a rush on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black with two please

Shall I pass it over in this post or your morning post "
im quiet happy to stay in here if its ok with you guys,i would like to get to know some lovely peeps on your thread,i do like to make some new friends

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"milky coffee 2 sugars please

Not a problem ... Semi skimmed , skimmed or fulk fat? "

Fuck Fat Milk ..... I want to see that on sale !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, I've just got out of bed and made my own

Crumpet?

As long as it's dripping with butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"milky coffee 2 sugars please

Not a problem ... Semi skimmed , skimmed or fulk fat?

Fuck Fat Milk ..... I want to see that on sale !"

Its a Yorkshire thing Granny ... Honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn, I've just got out of bed and made my own

Crumpet?

As long as it's dripping with butter

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black with two please

Shall I pass it over in this post or your morning post im quiet happy to stay in here if its ok with you guys,i would like to get to know some lovely peeps on your thread,i do like to make some new friends

Grab one of those comfy chairs n make ya self at home

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Damn, I've just got out of bed and made my own

Crumpet?

As long as it's dripping with butter

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im partial to a dripping crumpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn, I've just got out of bed and made my own

Crumpet?

As long as it's dripping with butter

im partial to a dripping crumpet

Ohhh I say Sir .. Steady on its pre watershed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black with two please

Grab one of those comfy chairs n make ya self at home

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aww thankyou,i have brought some vickers and tarts with me from my party lastnight,ive told them to wait outside for now until i get permission for them to come in,this coffee and crumpet is ever so nice,thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea please, drop of milk, no sugar. Thank you. Xx

Yorkshire tea or pg ? "

Yorkshire tea would be lovely thanks. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bring em in more the merrier. May need more milk tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea please, drop of milk, no sugar. Thank you. Xx

Yorkshire tea or pg ?

Yorkshire tea would be lovely thanks. Xxx"

Good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring em in more the merrier. May need more milk tho

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are you sure,they haven't got much on,and they are still feeling very frisky,some of them are still tied up,so you shouldn't get much trouble from those ones,ok i will go and get them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Back from shop and I have bacon too.. So butties all around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back from shop and I have bacon too.. So butties all around?

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yummy yes please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back from shop and I have bacon too.. So butties all around?

yummy yes please x"

The Fab breakfasts are now open for buisness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi im back,do you have enough bacon for fifty tarts and one vicker please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi im back,do you have enough bacon for fifty tarts and one vicker please

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oi behind me please i'm first

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

wow ... bacon on my crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi im back,do you have enough bacon for fifty tarts and one vicker please

oi behind me please i'm first

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it will my pleasure my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong tea with Glengetti tea bags, splash of milk and one sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi im back,do you have enough bacon for fifty tarts and one vicker please

oi behind me please i'm first

it will my pleasure my dear

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good man

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Hi im back,do you have enough bacon for fifty tarts and one vicker please

oi behind me please i'm first

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you can have my sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi im back,do you have enough bacon for fifty tarts and one vicker please

oi behind me please i'm first

you can have my sausage"
oh can i now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd kill for a tea just milk please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

one ends a bit sticky were i dunked it in my egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

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oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x"

Two would be better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x

Two would be better

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your in luck i have two hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If can stick all mine on a tray,i will feed my lot,many thanks,one of my tarts doesnt like grisly bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x

Two would be better

your in luck i have two hands

Woo hoooo now where would I need those hands .. Oh yes can u help me with the sausage.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x

Two would be better

your in luck i have two hands

Woo hoooo now where would I need those hands .. Oh yes can u help me with the sausage.

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is that my sausage or a completely new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x

Two would be better

your in luck i have two hands

Woo hoooo now where would I need those hands .. Oh yes can u help me with the sausage.

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ready ,willing and very able

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x

Two would be better

your in luck i have two hands

Woo hoooo now where would I need those hands .. Oh yes can u help me with the sausage.

is that my sausage or a completely new one"

Fresh meat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x

Two would be better

your in luck i have two hands

Woo hoooo now where would I need those hands .. Oh yes can u help me with the sausage.

ready ,willing and very able

Thats what I like to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x

Two would be better

your in luck i have two hands

Woo hoooo now where would I need those hands .. Oh yes can u help me with the sausage.

ready ,willing and very able

Thats what I like to hear

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where shall i start

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x

Two would be better

your in luck i have two hands

Woo hoooo now where would I need those hands .. Oh yes can u help me with the sausage.

ready ,willing and very able

Thats what I like to hear

where shall i start

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i think your in charge of lots of sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x

Two would be better

your in luck i have two hands

Woo hoooo now where would I need those hands .. Oh yes can u help me with the sausage.

ready ,willing and very able

Thats what I like to hear

where shall i start

i think your in charge of lots of sausages"
I like the sound of that

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"Anyone fancy a brew?

Yes plz xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankyou you very much for your kindness,right im off now to take my lot to confession

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x

Two would be better

your in luck i have two hands

Woo hoooo now where would I need those hands .. Oh yes can u help me with the sausage.

ready ,willing and very able

Thats what I like to hear

where shall i start

i think your in charge of lots of sausagesI like the sound of that"

A few sauasges that need taking into hand n sorting this morning me thinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a brew?

Yes plz xx

On its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sent hubby to get me a fry so would love a nice cuppa to go with it thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No fighting in that queue ... Plenty to go round.. Now hands up who wans a dippy egg?

oh me me me please....do you need a hand? x

Two would be better

your in luck i have two hands

Woo hoooo now where would I need those hands .. Oh yes can u help me with the sausage.

ready ,willing and very able

Thats what I like to hear

where shall i start

i think your in charge of lots of sausagesI like the sound of that

A few sauasges that need taking into hand n sorting this morning me thinks

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mmm goodie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hope you can cope with em all

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