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i am a twat!!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Some people may remember me posting about having my handbag taken from my car a few months ago

well.....guess what????

Only this time i made it nice and easy for them and left the bloody thing open!!!

This is not a sympathy thread and fully expect a lot of abuse for being a complete and utter twat!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

third time lucky?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I don't generally fret too much about losing things to theft, but when it's a womans handbag it becaomes very personal!

I know when I had my bag stolen in Ibiza it felt like a massive personal intrusion, most of the contents were replacable and were simply possessions, but it's the little personal things like photos in purses of loved ones that mean everything to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didnt they take your car?

Missed opportunity.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

wish they bloody had - save me the fortune its gonna cost me for its MOT next month lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlucky, you're not a twat, silly for forgetting there are twats about.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I don't generally fret too much about losing things to theft, but when it's a womans handbag it becaomes very personal!

I know when I had my bag stolen in Ibiza it felt like a massive personal intrusion, most of the contents were replacable and were simply possessions, but it's the little personal things like photos in purses of loved ones that mean everything to me."

i'll send you another pic

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I don't generally fret too much about losing things to theft, but when it's a womans handbag it becaomes very personal!

I know when I had my bag stolen in Ibiza it felt like a massive personal intrusion, most of the contents were replacable and were simply possessions, but it's the little personal things like photos in purses of loved ones that mean everything to me.

i'll send you another pic"

Thanks but the last one you sent is still hanging in the toilet.....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I don't generally fret too much about losing things to theft, but when it's a womans handbag it becaomes very personal!

I know when I had my bag stolen in Ibiza it felt like a massive personal intrusion, most of the contents were replacable and were simply possessions, but it's the little personal things like photos in purses of loved ones that mean everything to me.

i'll send you another pic

Thanks but the last one you sent is still hanging in the toilet..... "

Still unused eh? In that case may i recommend Ex-Lax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just a little tip evesham.....shelias wheels give you £300 insurance on your handbag with your policy.....with your track record may be worth re-newing your car insurance with them!!

c xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

wel!!! what a turn up for the books!!

someone came round and habded my bag in as it was found down some lane!!

no sat nav in it though but then i had expected that to be gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wel!!! what a turn up for the books!!

someone came round and habded my bag in as it was found down some lane!!

no sat nav in it though but then i had expected that to be gone"

Just bought a tomtom from a geezer in the pub. Thought it would be funny to enter TWAT & see where I ended up............ Put kettle on I'm outside

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"wel!!! what a turn up for the books!!

someone came round and habded my bag in as it was found down some lane!!

no sat nav in it though but then i had expected that to be gone

Just bought a tomtom from a geezer in the pub. Thought it would be funny to enter TWAT & see where I ended up............ Put kettle on I'm outside

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wel!!! what a turn up for the books!!

someone came round and habded my bag in as it was found down some lane!!

no sat nav in it though but then i had expected that to be gone

Just bought a tomtom from a geezer in the pub. Thought it would be funny to enter TWAT & see where I ended up............ Put kettle on I'm outside

"

get yer coat evesham youve pulled !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wel!!! what a turn up for the books!!

someone came round and habded my bag in as it was found down some lane!!

no sat nav in it though but then i had expected that to be gone

Just bought a tomtom from a geezer in the pub. Thought it would be funny to enter TWAT & see where I ended up............ Put kettle on I'm outside

"

it happened to my mate when he turned up on my doorstep.

best thing was when i laughed out loud & said YOU TWAT & my voice dial called his mobile lol - trying to stop it I kept saying SHIT. Ended up phoning his home number too!!!

LMAO

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

it happened to my mate when he turned up on my doorstep.

best thing was when i laughed out loud & said YOU TWAT & my voice dial called his mobile lol - trying to stop it I kept saying SHIT. Ended up phoning his home number too!!!

LMAO "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"wel!!! what a turn up for the books!!

someone came round and habded my bag in as it was found down some lane!!

no sat nav in it though but then i had expected that to be gone

Just bought a tomtom from a geezer in the pub. Thought it would be funny to enter TWAT & see where I ended up............ Put kettle on I'm outside

get yer coat evesham youve pulled !! "

if only - that would certainly cheer my night up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wel!!! what a turn up for the books!!

someone came round and habded my bag in as it was found down some lane!!

no sat nav in it though but then i had expected that to be gone

Just bought a tomtom from a geezer in the pub. Thought it would be funny to enter TWAT & see where I ended up............ Put kettle on I'm outside

get yer coat evesham youve pulled !!

if only - that would certainly cheer my night up "

Where are your house keys???

Oops!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"wel!!! what a turn up for the books!!

someone came round and habded my bag in as it was found down some lane!!

no sat nav in it though but then i had expected that to be gone

Just bought a tomtom from a geezer in the pub. Thought it would be funny to enter TWAT & see where I ended up............ Put kettle on I'm outside

get yer coat evesham youve pulled !!

if only - that would certainly cheer my night up

Where are your house keys???

Oops! "

they are hidden in a special place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I'll come looking....

you forget I know where you live 'TWAT' in my tomtom lol

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/30705

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Maybe I'll come looking....

you forget I know where you live 'TWAT' in my tomtom lol

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/30705"

right well i am off to have a shower before bed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I'll come looking....

you forget I know where you live 'TWAT' in my tomtom lol

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/30705

right well i am off to have a shower before bed then"

Mind the soap!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wel!!! what a turn up for the books!!

someone came round and habded my bag in as it was found down some lane!!

no sat nav in it though but then i had expected that to be gone"

If you had a SatNav in your bag how come it didn't find it's own way back?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"wel!!! what a turn up for the books!!

someone came round and habded my bag in as it was found down some lane!!

no sat nav in it though but then i had expected that to be gone

If you had a SatNav in your bag how come it didn't find it's own way back? "

haha wish it had - how am i gonna get about to all my meets now

My dad has just come home with a CCTV camera to put up outsde my front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wel!!! what a turn up for the books!!

someone came round and habded my bag in as it was found down some lane!!

no sat nav in it though but then i had expected that to be gone

If you had a SatNav in your bag how come it didn't find it's own way back?

haha wish it had - how am i gonna get about to all my meets now

My dad has just come home with a CCTV camera to put up outsde my front door "

so how u gonna sneak all yer meets past dads cctv camera ....wish u luck !!!

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