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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab "

SHISH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab "

The good thing about a kebab is:-

You can always finish it off in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab "

Aren't they the same thing?

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab

Aren't they the same thing? "

seen some badly wraped kebabs on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab

Aren't they the same thing?

seen some badly wraped kebabs on here "

You say badly wrapped, but I bet you still messaged seeking a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab

Aren't they the same thing? "

Yeah - simply add some salad and chilli sauce to the pussy of your choice and kill two birds with one stone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo some decent hot sex fook the food x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab

Aren't they the same thing?

Yeah - simply add some salad and chilli sauce to the pussy of your choice and kill two birds with one stone!"

Ah! Flapjacks!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You can still eat a kebab while holding it 3ft away from you while you wobble all over the street

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab "

In a Nan with chilli sauce and salad with salted tomato! Mmmm sod the shag!

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"The good thing about a kebab is:-

You can always finish it off in the morning "

Sometimes the bad thing is that you still have the stink of it on your fingers the next day.

And the kebab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Ah! Flapjacks! "

Grai has informed me that various bits of my body taste of flapjacks, wasn't sure if it was really a compliment or not...

So I took it as one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab

In a Nan with chilli sauce and salad with salted tomato! Mmmm sod the shag! "

ewww.....is that even legal?! your nan or someone elses??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The good thing about a kebab is:-

You can always finish it off in the morning

Sometimes the bad thing is that you still have the stink of it on your fingers the next day.

And the kebab."

one of the funniest things i saw in a bar i worked in; this chap walks in, shoves his fingers in another guys face and said "smell that. recognise it? that's your bird".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The good thing about a kebab is:-

You can always finish it off in the morning

Sometimes the bad thing is that you still have the stink of it on your fingers the next day.

And the kebab.

one of the funniest things i saw in a bar i worked in; this chap walks in, shoves his fingers in another guys face and said "smell that. recognise it? that's your bird".

"

should have replied ye'r and she's out of action this week she's got thrush'

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