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halloween revenge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just finishing our halloween treats for the little darlings.

Step 1. Melt a load of chocolate.

Step 2. Dip onions and cloves of garlic in and allow to set.

Step 3. Insert sticks and wrap onions up to look like chocolate covered apples!

Step 4. Arrange garlic cloves around 'apples'! And say they are chocolate covered almonds.

Step 5. Give to kids and imagine them biting into them and laugh your head off.

Evil I know but fun. Anyone else got any good reverse halloween tricks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah , Hire View to hide in your kids wardrobe after they've been trick or treating that would be more evil

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"yeah , Hire View to hide in your kids wardrobe after they've been trick or treating that would be more evil "

I doubt you could get View back in the closet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah , Hire View to hide in your kids wardrobe after they've been trick or treating that would be more evil

I doubt you could get View back in the closet now "

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

A powder fire extinguisher through your letterbox, the little screams of delight,are a joy to behold !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that pouring boiling oil on them works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water pistol filled with vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Connect your doorbell to the mains electricity

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

We used to say we couldn't open the door but through that letter box, would say we would throw some coins - out they went, but they were washers not coins - as kids step back from door to collect washers, a water filled balloon is launched from the bedroom window above

Well they do ask for a trick or a treat - a treat every time is too conventional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe cruel! I love Halloween and usually decorate the outside of the house and play scary music, was so funny last year kids were stood at the end of the drive too scared to come up to the house! Lol but I make shortbread severed fingers and gorey treats to give rather than nasty things.

Gutted this year as it's a family wedding so can't do anything although still leaving a basket of treats on the door step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone said pepper spray?

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By *exine xCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

I know it's not PC or condone what he did.

But a couple of years ago while I was playing the scary sound effects out of the upstairs window, as the little darlings came the door. I couldn't resist playing the Theme Tune from Jim'll Fix It.

Lex wasn't happy.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Get a pumpkin. Dont be clever. Carve FUCK OFF into it. Stick it in your window and light a candle in it

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