FabSwingers.com forum: One man and his cock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all I will be performing my award winning'one man and his cock'shiw tonight at 20:00.

Its a live interactive show which hopefully all will enjoy!!

All are welcome!!

Bring on the positive and negative comments lol

Its just a bit of fun!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hope they are your own sheep, thats all Im concerned about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got that damn tune for that song in my head now...one man , two man and his dog went to....some meadow or something...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all I will be performing my award winning'one man and his cock'shiw tonight at 20:00.

Did you mean cock saw? I wondered if it was a Halloween themed show?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Is it a musical? I fucking hate musicals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm intrigued as to how his penis will mow a meadow.....

I'm envisioning some intricate ropework and a flymo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're all welcome to watch lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What sort of show is it?

Does your cock come on view (hope he has wet wipes), exchange pleasantries, ask where a few members of your audience are from and then tells them it's a shit area before asking what they do for a living? Does it then move into a routine about embarrassing meets and getting hard at inappropriate moments? At the end, does it rise when the National Anthem is played?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It stays standing throughout the show, not just for the anthem lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"It stays standing throughout the show, not just for the anthem lol"

So it's a stand up comedian?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you see the size of it you will piss yourself laughing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all I will be performing my award winning'one man and his cock'shiw tonight at 20:00.

Its a live interactive show which hopefully all will enjoy!!

All are welcome!!

Bring on the positive and negative comments lol

Its just a bit of fun!!

Do you do impressions?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What awards has this show won?

Eastenders has won awards and is a total pile of shite!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"When you see the size of it you will piss yourself laughing lol"

Will I need a microscope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it like balls of steel? That's a funny show, sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you see the size of it you will piss yourself laughing lol

Will I need a microscope? "

Yes as I dont have zoom on my web cam

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Hi all I will be performing my award winning'one man and his cock'shiw tonight at 20:00.

Its a live interactive show which hopefully all will enjoy!!

All are welcome!!

Bring on the positive and negative comments lol

Its just a bit of fun!!

Do you do impressions?"

His cock does impressions of a real penis apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi all I will be performing my award winning'one man and his cock'shiw tonight at 20:00.

Its a live interactive show which hopefully all will enjoy!!

All are welcome!!

Bring on the positive and negative comments lol

Its just a bit of fun!!

Do you do impressions?

His cock does impressions of a real penis apparently. "

So you dont like the idea then. You seem to be getting a tad touchy...which is funny because I will be getting touchy in my show

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I missed out the

to show I was joking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I missed out the

to show I was joking. "

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