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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pubs open, whats yer poison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White wine and soda please. Thank you. X

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Anything sugar free *grumble*

Cherry Pepsi Max, preferably, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please

Certainly ma'am

You're looking fab tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White wine and soda please. Thank you. X"

Yup three pounds please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please

Certainly ma'am

You're looking fab tonight

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very kind of you to say so kind sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything sugar free *grumble*

Cherry Pepsi Max, preferably, please."

Sugar free? Sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disaronno and ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White wine, Chardonnay or Pinot Grigio x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disaronno and ice please "

Very tasteful ma'am...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White wine, Chardonnay or Pinot Grigio x"

The house white is Buckfast, but certainly, we have fine wines...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please

Certainly ma'am

You're looking fab tonight

Oi stop flirting with the customers you have a job to do

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By *ongton loversCouple
over a year ago

stokeontrent

The directions to the nearest swingers club please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please

Certainly ma'am

You're looking fab tonight

Oi stop flirting with the customers you have a job to do

lol too much sauce

I need to hire staff - anyone want a job?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The directions to the nearest swingers club please

I'll check me cock-nav - it says its in the dungeon in the basement...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please

Certainly ma'am

You're looking fab tonight

Oi stop flirting with the customers you have a job to do

lol too much sauce

I need to hire staff - anyone want a job?"

You need a topless bar maid?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please

Certainly ma'am

You're looking fab tonight

Oi stop flirting with the customers you have a job to do

lol too much sauce

I need to hire staff - anyone want a job?

You need a topless bar maid?

Perfect. Im topless too, but its just not getting the customers in...

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By *litlicker77Man
over a year ago

dirty old town

Guinness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guinness "

Sure. Fancy shamrock swirl on it too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double remi martin please bartend x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double remi martin please bartend x"

...shaken, not stirred...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White wine and soda please. Thank you. X

Yup three pounds please..."

Cheers bud!!. You got change?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.

Are there any nibbles behind the bar ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please

Certainly ma'am

You're looking fab tonight

Oi stop flirting with the customers you have a job to do

lol too much sauce

I need to hire staff - anyone want a job?"

Nah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.

Are there any nibbles behind the bar ? "

Very sophisticated, so you are.

Unfortunately, I only have some bar nuts to nibble on, and Bombay mix...

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Vodka diet easy on the ice please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.

Are there any nibbles behind the bar ?

Very sophisticated, so you are.

Unfortunately, I only have some bar nuts to nibble on, and Bombay mix..."

What about pub grub ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka diet easy on the ice please xx"

Tastey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of ale and a rosé

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.

Are there any nibbles behind the bar ?

Very sophisticated, so you are.

Unfortunately, I only have some bar nuts to nibble on, and Bombay mix...

What about pub grub ? "

Sushi, sashimi, pie and chips or pheasant. Well, I havent got pheasant, but I am looking for a game bird...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireball or morgan spiced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another remi here please bartend oh and one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fireball or morgan spiced"

Irresistible, coming up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another remi here please bartend oh and one for yourself"

Ive been drinking the profits, but certainly sir, you are a man of wealth and taste. Pleased to meet you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.

Are there any nibbles behind the bar ? "

That's my tipple too!!!! Lets have doubles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern Comfort and vanilla please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.

Are there any nibbles behind the bar ?

That's my tipple too!!!! Lets have doubles...

Doubles it is! Ooo, you're like a rainbow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.

Are there any nibbles behind the bar ?

That's my tipple too!!!! Lets have doubles...

Good plan, barman stick another measure in both out glasses please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern Comfort and vanilla please

There you go Sir. Its all right now, in fact its a gas...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a lock-in - I may have to leave the bar, help yourselves, but do leave the money on the counter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White wine and soda please. Thank you. X

Yup three pounds please..."

How come I get charged?

No niceties? Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.

Are there any nibbles behind the bar ?

That's my tipple too!!!! Lets have doubles...

Good plan, barman stick another measure in both out glasses please.

Certainly ma'am. Im going to get myself a coffee with brown sugar. How come it tastes so good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White wine and soda please. Thank you. X

Yup three pounds please...

How come I get charged?

No niceties? Hmmm"

lol Sorry, put it on Brighton Steve's tab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just water n ice x upset tum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just water n ice x upset tum

Sure thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White wine and soda please. Thank you. X

Yup three pounds please...

How come I get charged?

No niceties? Hmmm

lol Sorry, put it on Brighton Steve's tab..."

Well if thats the case. I will have a double please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another remi here please bartend oh and one for yourself

Ive been drinking the profits, but certainly sir, you are a man of wealth and taste. Pleased to meet you..."

Dont know about the wealth bit haha. Pleased to make your aquaintence

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

A cool glass of prosecco please !!!! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just water n ice x upset tum

Not good. Get better soon. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cool glass of prosecco please !!!! xxx"

Bartend please allow me to get this one

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Pint of carling held up between my tits x

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

well thankyou mr bartender xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fireball or morgan spiced

Irresistible, coming up..."

Ahh why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuban cigar, and a quality rum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another remi here when you get a moment my friend

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

Actually would like a whole bottle of prosecco but maybe shouldn't as i have a habit of getting naked when d*unk lol x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Elderflower and lime kopperberg please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually would like a whole bottle of prosecco but maybe shouldn't as i have a habit of getting naked when d*unk lol x"

Please allow me to purchase that bottle for you

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

"Actually would like a whole bottle of prosecco but maybe shouldn't as i have a habit of getting naked when d*unk lol x

Please allow me to purchase that bottle for you

Very kind of you okie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually would like a whole bottle of prosecco but maybe shouldn't as i have a habit of getting naked when d*unk lol x

Please allow me to purchase that bottle for you

Very kind of you okie x"

Always a gentleman to a lady in the bar x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just water n ice x upset tum

Not good. Get better soon. Xx"

Thank you x

I'm defo a cheap date x

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By *hil911Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Make it 2 bottles. I'll have a pint please.

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By *--Cinders---Couple
over a year ago

a place near Blackpool

Lager and lime and a bag of cheese and onion crisps please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lager and lime and a bag of cheese and onion crisps please..

This ones on me x

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By *--Cinders---Couple
over a year ago

a place near Blackpool

thanks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pubs open, whats yer poison?"

I'll have a drink, poison makes me ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks..

Anything else i can get you? X

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

Would be super duper if the pub has an outdoor jacuzzi too, naked drinking of course ! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be super duper if the pub has an outdoor jacuzzi too, naked drinking of course ! xxx"

Then lets take the party back to mine. I am sure we could arrange something x

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