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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Teacher was explaining multi-syllable words to her class. "You all know single-syllable words like hand, foot, house, and dog, but some words are made up of more than one syllable," she said. "Now who can give me an example of a word made up of MORE than one syllable."

Little Johny raised his hand eagerly.

"All right, Johny, go ahead," grimaced teacher.

"Autoeroticism," beamed little Johny.

"My goodness, Johny, that's a mouthful," marvelled teacher.

"No, Miss, autoeroticism is the same as masturbati0n," explained Johny. "You're thinking of a bl0wjob.