FabSwingers.com forum: Man vs Woman

By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Blokes in bed watching the tv with his missus,all of sudden he lets rip a fart that would clear the room. Missus looks over at him,lifts her leg a little then lets one rip & says "1 all". The bloke,not to be out done screws his face up & squeezes another out then says

"2-1". The missus squirms for a minute or two then lets another one rip "2 all" she says with a smille on her face. Bloke thinks " Bugger me" so he gets into position & lets one rip with an almighty wet sound. Missus says to him " What was that?" Bloke says " Half time,change sides!