FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your favourite or most inspiring quote?

Here is mine

" old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your favourite or most inspiring quote?

Here is mine

" old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young ""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your favourite or most inspiring quote?

Here is mine

" old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young ""

My mother used to say 'What's good for the goose is good for the gander'...said it to my son the other day...VERY confused face.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

My ex used to say.

Never assume.

It makes an ass out of u and me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't trust anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no such things as enemies, just friends who have yet to meet each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Burns: happiness is a good meal, good wine and a good woman ...... or a very bad woman, it depends how much happiness you can handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont knock those on the way up, you may just meet them on the way back down.

Her

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they’ve been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It’s an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It’s a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”

muhammad ali.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're nicked! Now put some trousers on. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed, do something different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile more

worry less!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or my favourite Welsh one Dyfal donc a dyrr y garreg. Literally means if you hit a stone enough times, it'll break.

If at first you don't succeed, try and try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light (batman)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and again expecting a different result the next time

Anyone fancy a shag? .....

... yep you're right I'm insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a notice in my office that said "Failure to plan on your part does not constitute a crisis on mine"

I also had another notice that read "DO NOT waste time reading this notice"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change what you can and live with what you can't."

Or divorce him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"My ex used to say.

Never assume.

It makes an ass out of u and me"

I learned that from an episode of Benny Hill.

Do unto others as they do unto you, then fuck off before the police get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words.

Friends are like bras, close to the heart and there for support.

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Mine is what goes around, comes around....

Also GOd pays back in funny ways, or have I made that up!!!!!

Live by the sword - die by the sword

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead" - Stan Laurel.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?"

Jack Sparrow

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

When plan A fails, there are another 25 letters to get through. Keep trying.

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is who you are, your reputation is others perception of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust a hippy.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Above my desk at work I have

"If you can keep calm when all around are loosing their heads, then you have seriously underestimated the fucking problem."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming second makes you the first loser !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Above my desk at work I have

"If you can keep calm when all around are loosing their heads, then you have seriously underestimated the fucking problem.""

In my office I have.

If you have a preferred route please advise before the start of the journey.

I find this is applicable to not only driving.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Of all the branches of men in the forces there is none which shows more devotion and faces grimmer perils than the submariners."

Churchill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says I am so lucky to have a talent for music: I respond with "strange isn't it, the harder I work, the more I practise, the luckier I get" no idea who that is quoting, sorry

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Don't throw your bloody spears at me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When someone says I am so lucky to have a talent for music: I respond with "strange isn't it, the harder I work, the more I practise, the luckier I get" no idea who that is quoting, sorry

Gary player a famous golfer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone says I am so lucky to have a talent for music: I respond with "strange isn't it, the harder I work, the more I practise, the luckier I get" no idea who that is quoting, sorry

Gary player a famous golfer x"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never trust a hippy. "

Or a woman with more facial hair than yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Ferris Bueller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone has a plan. Until they get punched in the face.

Iron Mike Tyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."

Nothing like a smarmy quote to legitimise ridonkulous behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.

One can acquire everything in solitude except character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe Einstein said to the effect of:

'Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

67% of statistics are not true including this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never believe anything you read on the internet"

Abraham Lincoln

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"It is often in the darkest skies, that we see the brightest stars"

"God gives his hardest battles to his strongest warriors"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may not believe in myself, but I believe in what I'm doing."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is, ''Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one is born hating another because of the colour of his skin, or his background or his religion. People must learn to hate and if they can learn to hate they can learn to love.

Mandela x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairly recently I think and said by a very brave young chap by name of Steven....

Don't measure life in time but by what you've achieved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A submissive is a strong person, looking for someone stronger

Will&Sara

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Growing old is mandatory Growing up is optional

You can't polish a turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mix concrete with cold hands

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old age and treachery will always overcome youthful enthusiasm

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Laine has a great quote from Audrey Hepburn on her profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man is not complete until he marries.

Then he's finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't show all your cards"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her x

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

Oscar Wilde"

THAT^^^

...is a great quote.

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

It's not what I've been through in life that defines me, it's how I got through it that has made me the person I am today

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Shit sprinkled with sugar still don't make it a tasty treat....

Bacteria, the only Culture some people have ....

There are people so poor that the only thing they have is money......

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By *andixxxMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

"You had me at Hello!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideals are peaceful, history is violent

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Time flies like an arrow, _ruit flies like a banana - Groucho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is nothing you can teach teenagers,

as they clearly already know everything.

apparently !

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Nothing sucks seeds like a toothless budgie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expect the unexpected.

There's more but this one helps me face disappointments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel like a pelican.

whichever way i turn there is a huge bill in front of me.

e blackadder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

life without you is like a broken pencil.

pointless

e blackadder again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there is nothing you can teach teenagers,

as they clearly already know everything.

apparently !"

A similar one is "I'm not young enough to know everything"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.”

? Isabel Allende, Of Love and Shadows

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By *inky booCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

It SAYS Guinness on the side of buses but they don't sell it

in other words don't believe all you read or hear

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By *issScarlett25Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

If in doubt crash the fuck out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my training room I have up "What would you if you knew you could not fail?"

I find it applies in all areas though.

My other favourite, I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not. Kurt Cobain was a wise man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your such a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fail to prepare - prepare to fail!

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

One should never regret one's excesses, only one's failures of nerve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your such a dick

You're

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laine has a great quote from Audrey Hepburn on her profile."

Who??

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By *coutin4girlzMan
over a year ago

Moo-Moo land :-)

Eye of the Tiger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont get a dog and bark yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant hold what's not in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did they call Barn Owls before someone built a barn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inspiring - What did you do today to make you feel good?

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Small things amuse small minds,

while smaller minds look on."

And although not really a quote being a shot poem by Longfellow:

"Though the mills of God grind slowly;

Yet they grind exceeding small;

Though with patience he stands waiting,

With exactness grinds he all."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No person is worth your tears but the one who is won't make you cry.

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, and others make it happen.

If prayer is you talking to God, your intuition is God talking to you.

I often hear people say "Life is hard", I asked them compared to what??

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

Share a smile with someone who might need one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aim higher than you dare and you may reach further than you dream

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By *d-janeTV/TS
over a year ago

worcester

You can put lipstick on a pig......but its still a pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believer you heard what I said; but I am not sure you know what I said is not what I meant."

What a woman thinks when she is telling her guy off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''It can't rain all the time'' Brandon Lee in The Crow.

''Needs must when the Devil farts down ur trousers''My Dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you find happiness?

- where you left it

How do you find happiness?

- stop looking for it

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Mark Twain

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!!

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

Hold the cats arse to the wind...

I love it and use it all the time

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

To the world, you are someone. To someone you are the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody have fun tonight,

Everybody Wang chung tonight

Wang chung.

Sooooooo true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's 20p, call someone that cares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Growing old is mandatory Growing up is optional

You can't polish a turd

But you can sprinkle glitter on it.

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