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If your body was a car

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By *ubik cube OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Liverpool

Cars can be deemed from sexy to masculine, so what car would best describe your body?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cars bodywork is in considerably better shape than my own!

I use two, maybe three products to was myself yet I use about twelve to was my car each week!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Vehicles are always feminine. Ships, planes, lorries, cars etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MOT Failure

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If my body were a car it would have been written off and scrapped long ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottom of the scrap heap VW Beetle with a big boot

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

An older model. With a few bumps and dents. Body work needs a bit of attention. Slow to start then warms up very nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Larda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go for a rat car, it runs but god knows how.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old transit van.

Very hard to start on a cold morning but once going can be quite reliable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine would be a old classic van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clowns car

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By *ubik cube OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Liverpool

I thought there would be a female out there that would be a landrover as she'd be good on all fours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A old battered scrap heap ready for the scrap yard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Convertible Nissan Figaro. It's quirky and fun but not for everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am and drive a 4/4 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'd be a kit car.

Take a crap car and squeeze its components into another shell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Type r. Usually with vtec engaged on start up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good old land rover, gulps down the fuel, rusty as can be, needs a lot of TLC, but reliable and good runner and never lets it's Owner down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vintage classic, rally's once a year and has to be hand-started.

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

im an old VW beetle -- a funny rounded shape but totally reliable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a great car, sturdy and reliable

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

This reminds me of the three ladies discussing their husbands over a cup of tea. The first said, "my husband is like a Mercedes, large and comfortable". The second said, mine is like a Porche, small and quick". The third said, mine is like an Austin 7, you start him by hand and jump on while he's going"!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One with no spark plugs that's big end's gone...scraped bumpers and a droopy exhaust....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

something sporty with a powerful engine

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

A convertible with a big end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something a bit older, but lean and fast. A proper wolf in sheep's clothing: a Mercedes 190 Cosworth 2.3 16v

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chitty chitty bang bang...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cars can be deemed from sexy to masculine, so what car would best describe your body?"

A lada cut with a corvette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lotus ...Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment I'd be a VW or any round shaped car

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