FabSwingers.com forum: welcome to the forum shop

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

welcome to the all new forum shop, we are not fully stocked yet and waiting for products to turn up, get your orders in for anything you think would sell well on the forums........

our first special offer is a box full of effort with a free bottle of common sense

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I only want cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take one of each and do you have a vanilla slices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't need fab Ebay . lol yukkk some of the things me make get may not be nice.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance

and cake.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance

and cake."

...without 'edible glitter' on it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I would like entirely carb free crisps, chocolate and chips please.

And a large box of motivation and energy.

And a maid to clean my house, do my laundry and ironing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any cock pics???

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance

and cake.

...without 'edible glitter' on it

OK one cake with no glitter for other me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any cock pics???

we cant give them away, we sent them back and they are now at poundland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance

and cake.

...without 'edible glitter' on it

OK one cake with no glitter for other me!"

I have crumpets and cookies

No cake

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance

and cake.

...without 'edible glitter' on it

OK one cake with no glitter for other me!

I have crumpets and cookies

No cake"

I'll just settle for NO FUCKING GLITTER!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance

and cake.

...without 'edible glitter' on it

OK one cake with no glitter for other me!

I have crumpets and cookies

No cake"

I have Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a tongue in cheek?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Love jaffa cakes because they have no fat on them. Oh no thats vat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a tongue in cheek?"

we have a few 'tongue in cheek' left, we have also got a few gumshields in for the 'bite your tongue' moments

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance

and cake.

...without 'edible glitter' on it

OK one cake with no glitter for other me!

I have crumpets and cookies

No cake

I'll just settle for NO FUCKING GLITTER!!!! "

Tut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say cake??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love jaffa cakes because they have no fat on them. Oh no thats vat.

ha ha, that's a different thread

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

How about an honest mirror?

One that shows you clearly what you really look like and should eradicate the proliferation of 'athletic' on the profiles of fatties.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Love jaffa cakes because they have no fat on them. Oh no thats vat.

What no jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the refund policy if the goods turn out to be faulty or, more likely, not as described?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about an honest mirror?

One that shows you clearly what you really look like and should eradicate the proliferation of 'athletic' on the profiles of fatties.

we tried but people kept fetching them back as faulty

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Do you have any numpty filters, left handed winks or unicorn food?

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"welcome to the all new forum shop, we are not fully stocked yet and waiting for products to turn up, get your orders in for anything you think would sell well on the forums........

our first special offer is a box full of effort with a free bottle of common sense

Can you please stop selling the bullshit tablets to many people on here seem to take them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see this is the problem with the fab shop they just don't have what you want.

Why are they they even open anyway they are clearly not ready for business anyway.

Probably time wasters that don't sell meets.

Aaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the soap boxes are selling well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You see this is the problem with the fab shop they just don't have what you want.

Why are they they even open anyway they are clearly not ready for business anyway.

Probably time wasters that don't sell meets.

Aaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!"

the butchers is down the road mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any cock pics???

"
100000000s yes . You can pick and add to your wish list .

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Have you got any slightly used genuines?

Ooh and a couple of proffesionals please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a few extra look at me vouchers

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Do you have any cock pics???

Small medium or large

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can I have 4 packets of cunny cookies please.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

How much are your 50p Mars Bars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have the insecurity tablets please, and a quarter pound of therapy.

No seriously, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

these 'profile reading' glasses look interesting, hope they sell

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Have you got a filter to stop all the wanna be Drs asking How are you?

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

What flavours of pussy juice do you have

in stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"these 'profile reading' glasses look interesting, hope they sell

Are they on the same shelf as the rose tinted ones for single males.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much are the mojo's.? I seem to have misplaced mine.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

An eye test for those who can't read?

Wanna know if they are genuinely blind or just plain stooped. Have placed a bet on the latter, was told is a sure thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The self entitlement shelf seems empty.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

when the free bottle of common sense box is empty, can I have it to use as a temporary brain container, for those who like bearback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you have an odd button box - people often want a button for this and that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a handful of happiness?

Not greedy, a handful will do. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any ripped torsos?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Are you an agent for forum insurance?

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By *icple123Couple
over a year ago

st albans

Pre-paid taxis so that those meets actually turn up without their cars 'suddenly developing a fault'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have high horses?

And ladders for getting people off them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any ripped torsos? "

all the faulty stuffs on the reduced rail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll skip the puns.. A kinder maxi and a red bull if you don't mind

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Any double standards? Boxed variety only though with a decent use by date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got my ripped torso

Im looking for rugby player thighs now but can't see them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got my ripped torso

Im looking for rugby player thighs now but can't see them"

My advice, as a former rugby player, is to opt for a front row player if powerful thighs are your thing. This may however come with a beer belly. If you'd like a more evenly toned individual with an athletic build and good stamina may I suggest you opt for a winger/fullback...like me

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"How much are the mojo's.? I seem to have misplaced mine. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got my ripped torso

Im looking for rugby player thighs now but can't see them

Haha now theres a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got my ripped torso

Im looking for rugby player thighs now but can't see them

Haha now theres a surprise

Don't you like surprises?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Are the grapes fresh, I don't want sour grapes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are the grapes fresh, I don't want sour grapes

they are delivered daily, along with the anti repetition powder

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Are the grapes fresh, I don't want sour grapes

they are delivered daily, along with the anti repetition powder

Thank you

give me 12. I am on portion control

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Can't see the miniature sky remotes and not to scale tape measures!

Have you sold out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are the grapes fresh, I don't want sour grapes

they are delivered daily, along with the anti repetition powder

Thank you

give me 12. I am on portion control "

they are cheaper by the dozen

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can we put notices up in the window?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we put notices up in the window?

yes, as long as you bring your own blu tack

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Blu Tack is so Tony Hart. I'm using no more nails.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Any concrete onesies ( thick skin is soooo 90's) or boxes of smiles? They may sell well?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Any concrete onesies ( thick skin is soooo 90's) or boxes of smiles? They may sell well?!

we sold a few smiles earlier but people complained that they wore out quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"O's" ave you got any O's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any willy warmers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got any willy warmers"

they come in 3 sizes..

small

medium

liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's lunchtime

Why has no one asked for a cream pie?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I've been up and down these aisles twice now...where's all the genuine single males please? All I can find are fake ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got any willy warmers

they come in 3 sizes..

small

medium

liar

I'll take medium then

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

we take some anti repetition powder, if you have a bottle of rejection cream as well can post in the same box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any up to date maps? I'm struggling to find the moral high ground?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Are you branching out like Tesco and offering forum insurance as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like entirely carb free crisps, chocolate and chips please.

And a large box of motivation and energy.

And a maid to clean my house, do my laundry and ironing."

I'll take these too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of trusses for all the bollocks I post

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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago

near derby.

How much are the ready-made sarcastic replies please? I can't seem to find mine, I was sure I left them down the back of the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much are the ready-made sarcastic replies please? I can't seem to find mine, I was sure I left them down the back of the sofa"

We have got loads in stock, the prices vary depending on the level of insult and humour

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