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THE NAKED BUTLER

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....ok so im on my way to work an thinking of a new job, and after someone on here said something id seriously consider it FREE of charge obviously in the begining so not to get in trouble lol, so would there be any interest? ???

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sure.

As long as the buttering duties included washing my car, all the housework, walking the dog, mowing the lawn and cleaning the guttering.

Whilst we go out shopping!

A

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

'Butlering' - not buttering!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There only 1 sort of hard labouer id really like to be doing, but its a little risky to try while controling a lawn mower lol

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

If your duties included cleaning and making me food, whilst I lay on settee watching. Sounds a good deal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If your duties included cleaning and making me food, whilst I lay on settee watching. Sounds a good deal. "

Thats the sort of thing i mean but not sure how many stars my cooking would get x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....ok so im on my way to work an thinking of a new job, and after someone on here said something id seriously consider it FREE of charge obviously in the begining so not to get in trouble lol, so would there be any interest? ??? "

How would it be a new job if you did it for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your arse here....... Now!!!

Consider yourself employed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your arse here....... Now!!!

Consider yourself employed "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....ok so im on my way to work an thinking of a new job, and after someone on here said something id seriously consider it FREE of charge obviously in the begining so not to get in trouble lol, so would there be any interest? ???

How would it be a new job if you did it for free"

its called happy voluntary work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this free butling include oily massage on tap?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get your arse here....... Now!!!

Consider yourself employed

"

With pleasure on both counts

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I've done some naked butler work - well, not entirely naked, but naked except a small black apron round the waist. It's great fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does this free butling include oily massage on tap?"

With pleasure a long as it works both ways........... and ive finished my cleaning lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've done some naked butler work - well, not entirely naked, but naked except a small black apron round the waist. It's great fun

"

Haha yes thats what i need an apron and black tie for my uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this free butling include oily massage on tap?

With pleasure a long as it works both ways........... and ive finished my cleaning lol"

I'll clean before you get here

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Definitely want naked and semi naked butlers and servants around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....ok so im on my way to work an thinking of a new job, and after someone on here said something id seriously consider it FREE of charge obviously in the begining so not to get in trouble lol, so would there be any interest? ??? "

Mmmm I need a butler

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

I have one..

I'm happy to share...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I sign? I can only pay you in jelly babies!

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands


"Where do I sign? I can only pay you in jelly babies! "

A bag of wine gums here and its a sealed deal!

(I'll tell him later... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do I sign? I can only pay you in jelly babies!

A bag of wine gums here and its a sealed deal!

(I'll tell him later... )"

The ultra hard or soft variety..... I do like to be prepared!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has opened up a very important question. Is it buttlering or buttling ?

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands


"Where do I sign? I can only pay you in jelly babies!

A bag of wine gums here and its a sealed deal!

(I'll tell him later... )

The ultra hard or soft variety..... I do like to be prepared! "

Ultra hard... Lasts a lot longer...

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands


"This thread has opened up a very important question. Is it buttlering or buttling ? "

It can be butlering or butling. So they say at Buckingham palace...

I see what you did there....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

J have jaffa cakes and most of a lemon iced cake. Can you serve a hot tea?

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Funny that.

I was just looking for a new butler

Luckily I stumbled across this thread.

So when can you can start OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I ready when you are, so i guess i should start taking bookings

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