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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My 85 yr old neighbour has been flirting with me for months now. She has said things like..she wants a toy boy, shes a sex pot, and she always looks at mens crotches ( her words). She is fit for her 85 years and I have known her for 20 years.

my question is..should I go there or not as I find myself getting hard at her flirtiness.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Yes, definitely. Go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept with a hot neighbour once. It did not end well. ended up sneaking out my house every day coz he would hear my door open and jump out to meet me. Remember that you have to see this person A LOT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I slept with a hot neighbour once. It did not end well. ended up sneaking out my house every day coz he would hear my door open and jump out to meet me. Remember that you have to see this person A LOT."

Yeah but he has the advantage of outrunning her.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I slept with a hot neighbour once. It did not end well. ended up sneaking out my house every day coz he would hear my door open and jump out to meet me. Remember that you have to see this person A LOT.

Yeah but he has the advantage of outrunning her. "

PMSL

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA


"I slept with a hot neighbour once. It did not end well. ended up sneaking out my house every day coz he would hear my door open and jump out to meet me. Remember that you have to see this person A LOT.

Yeah but he has the advantage of outrunning her.

PMSL "

She may have a madge scooter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget an old one closing is as good as a young one opening! !

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"My 85 yr old neighbour has been flirting with me for months now. She has said things like..she wants a toy boy, shes a sex pot, and she always looks at mens crotches ( her words). She is fit for her 85 years and I have known her for 20 years.

my question is..should I go there or not as I find myself getting hard at her flirtiness. "

What happens if she cries raped

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Steer away, neighbours are off limits in my book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this post deserves a Bledi Hell rather than my usual Crikey

Don't go there OP!!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Is she wealthy with no children? Need this info to make a decision.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

any mates for a FFFM

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By *tillup4funMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"My 85 yr old neighbour has been flirting with me for months now. She has said things like..she wants a toy boy, shes a sex pot, and she always looks at mens crotches ( her words). She is fit for her 85 years and I have known her for 20 years.

my question is..should I go there or not as I find myself getting hard at her flirtiness. "

Try flirting back tell her she still looks sexy and if she,s up for it so are you and see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure go for it. I would jump for it if it was my neighbour lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Sure go for it. I would jump for it if it was my neighbour lol "

that comes as no surprise Shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me cynical but I'm not buying this story at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She has seen me hard in my pjs and passed comment but as has been said..I have to see her evey day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure go for it. I would jump for it if it was my neighbour lol

that comes as no surprise Shag "
lol well spotted and yes grannies is one of my kinks

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My grandmother was having sex at 88,,,

My grandad would be really pissed off.

they live at 54.

Never Shit on your own doorstep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure go for it. I would jump for it if it was my neighbour lol

that comes as no surprise Shag "

well it suprised me

ok i lied

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"My 85 yr old neighbour has been flirting with me for months now. She has said things like..she wants a toy boy, shes a sex pot, and she always looks at mens crotches ( her words). She is fit for her 85 years and I have known her for 20 years.

my question is..should I go there or not as I find myself getting hard at her flirtiness.

What happens if she cries raped "

Then he should let her get her breath back before doing the dirty.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"Call me cynical but I'm not buying this story at all "

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Call me cynical but I'm not buying this story at all "

one thing is true, her mum is not going to walk in and disturb them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure go for it. I would jump for it if it was my neighbour lol

that comes as no surprise Shag

well it suprised me

ok i lied "
Yes, quite a suprice lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"She has seen me hard in my pjs and passed comment but as has been said..I have to see her evey day. "

she might just be flirting and enjoying feeling sexual, it doesn't have to mean she wants sex with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call me cynical but I'm not buying this story at all

one thing is true, her mum is not going to walk in and disturb them"

Hey I have been into a woman today who's 103 (no joke) so never say never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you get that little bit of vomit in the back of your throat? Yeah I got that right now!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Gilf

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

ewwwwwwww no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when you get that little bit of vomit in the back of your throat? Yeah I got that right now!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would u seriously sleep with someone old enough to be your nan??..really??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously?

Dude, have some self respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call me cynical but I'm not buying this story at all

one thing is true, her mum is not going to walk in and disturb them

Hey I have been into a woman today who's 103 (no joke) so never say never

"

Nymph - did you miss a word out here . I hope you did !

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Would u seriously sleep with someone old enough to be your nan??..really??"

why not? I am told countless times that age is just a number and if the attraction is there to go for it.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

In some forms of dementia, lack of inhibition is a symptom. I can see the headline now.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"You know when you get that little bit of vomit in the back of your throat? Yeah I got that right now!! "

Don't forget!!

There's an emoticon for that now!

A

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

popcorn.......lol

i would say i am keeping an eye on this thread..... but i am trying to eat my lunch and this isn't helping.....

i suppose he is doing his bit for "age concern"......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would u seriously sleep with someone old enough to be your nan??..really??"

Looks like the op is the kinda guy that when the cock takes over the brain shuts down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Interesting response. Thanks to all. It is indeed true but its interesting that some of you feel uncomfortable with a 48 year old guy and an 85 yr old women. Im sure she still has needs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting response. Thanks to all. It is indeed true but its interesting that some of you feel uncomfortable with a 48 year old guy and an 85 yr old women. Im sure she still has needs.."

Does she have false teeth? If so make sure she takes them out before a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting response. Thanks to all. It is indeed true but its interesting that some of you feel uncomfortable with a 48 year old guy and an 85 yr old women. Im sure she still has needs.."

Yes..its called ann summers.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


" Im sure she still has needs.."

Lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting response. Thanks to all. It is indeed true but its interesting that some of you feel uncomfortable with a 48 year old guy and an 85 yr old women. Im sure she still has needs.."

48 or 43?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call me cynical but I'm not buying this story at all

one thing is true, her mum is not going to walk in and disturb them

Hey I have been into a woman today who's 103 (no joke) so never say never

Nymph - did you miss a word out here . I hope you did !"

i do community nursing she's just come out of hospital and she was on my router for today

nothing sexual

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hmm, seems legit.

I suppose she can take her teeth out for some things and you can get jiggy on her stair lift.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

I think you need to be very careful with an 85 year old. If you turn up on her doorstep with your hard-on poking through your PJs, she's likely to have a stroke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Im sure she still has needs..

Lube."

don't it get more squishy as you get older? I'm sure mine has

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It's interesting that people think there's a cut off age for sexual activity or for when sexual activity is acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting response. Thanks to all. It is indeed true but its interesting that some of you feel uncomfortable with a 48 year old guy and an 85 yr old women. Im sure she still has needs.."

How would you feel if you found out that your gran was being fucked by her 40 year old neighbour. truthfully.

If the answer to that is you wouldn't think he was a pervert, or a chancer trying to steal her money, then go for it.

But only after you have made perfectly sure that she isn't simply joking, or flirting because she knows that at her age she can flirt in perfect safety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting response. Thanks to all. It is indeed true but its interesting that some of you feel uncomfortable with a 48 year old guy and an 85 yr old women. Im sure she still has needs.."

oh dear, if you're going to lie about your age, you need to at least be consistent. Your profile says you are 43.

Now you are 48, you better sleep with that 85 year old quickly, by this time tomorrow you could be older than her at this rate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 85 yr old neighbour has been flirting with me for months now. She has said things like..she wants a toy boy, shes a sex pot, and she always looks at mens crotches ( her words). She is fit for her 85 years and I have known her for 20 years.

my question is..should I go there or not as I find myself getting hard at her flirtiness.

What happens if she cries raped "

why is this relevant? Crying rape could happen in any scenario. Meeting a girl in a pub, club or hotel could result in her crying rape. Even knowing someone for years and fucking them once or a 100 times could result in them crying rape if ever fell out for any reason.

Lifes a gamble make a jusdgement on the situation at hand. You know the woman for 20 years if all appears ok go for it.

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

If you're attracted to her and she is attracted to you ... yes why not? go for it!

Personally I wouldn't want to 'swing' with my neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 85 yr old neighbour has been flirting with me for months now. She has said things like..she wants a toy boy, shes a sex pot, and she always looks at mens crotches ( her words). She is fit for her 85 years and I have known her for 20 years.

my question is..should I go there or not as I find myself getting hard at her flirtiness.

What happens if she cries raped

why is this relevant? Crying rape could happen in any scenario. Meeting a girl in a pub, club or hotel could result in her crying rape. Even knowing someone for years and fucking them once or a 100 times could result in them crying rape if ever fell out for any reason.

"
Very true unfotunately

Sarah x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Whatever floats your boat op

I'm staying in the - it's fucking weird camp

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY


"My 85 yr old neighbour has been flirting "

you can not be serious? Jesus this has trouble wrote all over it!

age? her kids? seeing her most days? stay away mate... if you are in need a shag that much I'll put a word in with Ang for you!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Does anyone watch little britain?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Does anyone watch little britain? "

that was the first thing that went through my sick mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum is 84 and if i found out she was saying this to a guy half her age i would know something was wrong and the guy would be minus his liberty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum is 84 and if i found out she was saying this to a guy half her age i would know something was wrong and the guy would be minus his liberty"

Im not a legal expert but Im not sure flirting with old ladies is an imprisonable offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's interesting that people think there's a cut off age for sexual activity or for when sexual activity is acceptable."

I don't think it's unnaceptable for an 85 year old to still want to have sex. Not at all.

But with another 85 year old!

I'd be less critical of an 18 year old considering fucking a 55 year old( or vice versa). At least there's a good chance everything would be in good working order and not like shagging Tutankhamen's mum.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My mum is 84 and if i found out she was saying this to a guy half her age i would know something was wrong and the guy would be minus his liberty"

It would be out of character for my mum too. However my grandmother was landlady of a dockside pub during WW2 and that kind of thing would be exactly what she would have said. In fact was still saying until she passed away in her nineties.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"It's interesting that people think there's a cut off age for sexual activity or for when sexual activity is acceptable.

I don't think it's unnaceptable for an 85 year old to still want to have sex. Not at all.

But with another 85 year old!

I'd be less critical of an 18 year old considering fucking a 55 year old( or vice versa). At least there's a good chance everything would be in good working order and not like shagging Tutankhamen's mum.

"

He called her mummy

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"It's interesting that people think there's a cut off age for sexual activity or for when sexual activity is acceptable.

I don't think it's unnaceptable for an 85 year old to still want to have sex. Not at all.

But with another 85 year old!

I'd be less critical of an 18 year old considering fucking a 55 year old( or vice versa). At least there's a good chance everything would be in good working order and not like shagging Tutankhamen's mum.

"

Yep I understand what you're saying but when I was 18 anyone over 30 looked like Methuselah to me

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY


"Im not a legal expert but Im not sure flirting with old ladies is an imprisonable offence"

not at all but thinking she is flirting with you might be a question of your mental health.... ffs she's 85!!!!!

or do the deed and wait for the shit to hit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why would the guy be minus his liberty then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol x like the neighbour in Gavin and Stacey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I slept with a hot neighbour once. It did not end well. ended up sneaking out my house every day coz he would hear my door open and jump out to meet me. Remember that you have to see this person A LOT.

Yeah but he has the advantage of outrunning her. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 85 yr old neighbour has been flirting with me for months now. She has said things like..she wants a toy boy, shes a sex pot, and she always looks at mens crotches ( her words). She is fit for her 85 years and I have known her for 20 years.

my question is..should I go there or not as I find myself getting hard at her flirtiness. "

Bet the blow job would be out of this world!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call me cynical but I'm not buying this story at all "

OK... Oi Cynical !!!!

I looked today Joan Collins is 81,I'd still shag her on the bonnet of her mini scooter haha

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Im not a legal expert but Im not sure flirting with old ladies is an imprisonable offence

not at all but thinking she is flirting with you might be a question of your mental health.... ffs she's 85!!!!!

or do the deed and wait for the shit to hit

"

why would anybody's mental health be suspect for thinking an 85 year old woman was flirting? At 87 my father is and always has been a huge flirt, the only thing that age changes about a person is their outward appearance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In some forms of dementia, lack of inhibition is a symptom. I can see the headline now. "

this

Be careful OP...although on the other hand she has as much right to express her sexuality as anyone assuming she's capacity

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"In some forms of dementia, lack of inhibition is a symptom. I can see the headline now.

this

Be careful OP...although on the other hand she has as much right to express her sexuality as anyone assuming she's capacity "

exactly this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 85 yr old neighbour has been flirting with me for months now. She has said things like..she wants a toy boy, shes a sex pot, and she always looks at mens crotches ( her words). She is fit for her 85 years and I have known her for 20 years.

my question is..should I go there or not as I find myself getting hard at her flirtiness.

What happens if she cries raped "

how is mentioning raped remotely appropriate or amusing !!!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Shit on ya own doorstep and that smell can linger for a long time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not a legal expert but Im not sure flirting with old ladies is an imprisonable offence

not at all but thinking she is flirting with you might be a question of your mental health.... ffs she's 85!!!!!

or do the deed and wait for the shit to hit

why would anybody's mental health be suspect for thinking an 85 year old woman was flirting? At 87 my father is and always has been a huge flirt, the only thing that age changes about a person is their outward appearance."

yes ignore the fact shes goose stepping around the streets shouting heil hitler dressed as a nazi. Shes normal open up her panzers and fuck her with your weapon

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Im not a legal expert but Im not sure flirting with old ladies is an imprisonable offence

not at all but thinking she is flirting with you might be a question of your mental health.... ffs she's 85!!!!!

or do the deed and wait for the shit to hit

why would anybody's mental health be suspect for thinking an 85 year old woman was flirting? At 87 my father is and always has been a huge flirt, the only thing that age changes about a person is their outward appearance.

yes ignore the fact shes goose stepping around the streets shouting heil hitler dressed as a nazi. Shes normal open up her panzers and fuck her with your weapon "

I'll be honest I have absolutely no idea what you mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If she was 75 would that then be acceptable..or 65? At what age would you consider it unacceptable to have sex with a more mature lady. A question for the ladies then..When you get to 85 and you are still sexually active, would you decline an offer from a younger guy?..really?

My neighbour is very intelligent and switched on. She has all her faculties.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"My mum is 84 and if i found out she was saying this to a guy half her age i would know something was wrong and the guy would be minus his liberty"

If this were to have happened then you would have been better off speaking to your mother then, not trying to deprive someone else of their liberty for something she may have done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she's a greedy slut and wants a heavy cummer to go and fix her piping??

You!! You'd be perfect!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"If she was 75 would that then be acceptable..or 65? At what age would you consider it unacceptable to have sex with a more mature lady. A question for the ladies then..When you get to 85 and you are still sexually active, would you decline an offer from a younger guy?..really?

My neighbour is very intelligent and switched on. She has all her faculties. "

I have been saying more or less that. When I'm 85 I damn well hope that I still feel sexual, and I really hope that some of this narrow minded attitude to age and sexuality has gone.

I am a great deal nearer 85 than a lot of posters though

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By *ndy8goldMan
over a year ago

blackburn


"Interesting response. Thanks to all. It is indeed true but its interesting that some of you feel uncomfortable with a 48 year old guy and an 85 yr old women. Im sure she still has needs..

Yes..its called ann summers. "

Think you mean gran summers lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow the cobwebs away and lube her up. If she's not had sex for a while she could have a tight little pussy everyone bangs on about. Don't forget to check she's breathing every 5 minutes. If you last that long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call me cynical but I'm not buying this story at all "

no,me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats that pulp song??? oh yes.. help the aged... x

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"If she was 75 would that then be acceptable..or 65? At what age would you consider it unacceptable to have sex with a more mature lady. A question for the ladies then..When you get to 85 and you are still sexually active, would you decline an offer from a younger guy?..really?

My neighbour is very intelligent and switched on. She has all her faculties.

I have been saying more or less that. When I'm 85 I damn well hope that I still feel sexual, and I really hope that some of this narrow minded attitude to age and sexuality has gone.

I am a great deal nearer 85 than a lot of posters though "

Hello chicken

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"If she was 75 would that then be acceptable..or 65? At what age would you consider it unacceptable to have sex with a more mature lady. A question for the ladies then..When you get to 85 and you are still sexually active, would you decline an offer from a younger guy?..really?

My neighbour is very intelligent and switched on. She has all her faculties.

I have been saying more or less that. When I'm 85 I damn well hope that I still feel sexual, and I really hope that some of this narrow minded attitude to age and sexuality has gone.

I am a great deal nearer 85 than a lot of posters though

Hello chicken "

cluck cluck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old people like to flirt, I see it all the time in my job but it doesn't mean they want to fuck me, they just tend to like a bit of cheeky banter

I think it's bullshit that she wants to fuck him

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Interesting response. Thanks to all. It is indeed true but its interesting that some of you feel uncomfortable with a 48 year old guy and an 85 yr old women. Im sure she still has needs..

Yes..its called ann summers.

Think you mean gran summers lol x "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Old people like to flirt, I see it all the time in my job but it doesn't mean they want to fuck me, they just tend to like a bit of cheeky banter

I think it's bullshit that she wants to fuck him"

Yes we do like to flirt you gawjus thing you ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old people like to flirt, I see it all the time in my job but it doesn't mean they want to fuck me, they just tend to like a bit of cheeky banter

I think it's bullshit that she wants to fuck him

Yes we do like to flirt you gawjus thing

you ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it isn't bull shit! As it sounds to be, I get old ladies seemingly hitting on me all the time and some of the things they say would make a nun blush LoL but as most of them are the same 70's and 80's plus I just have a giggle with them and would not dream of going further with it. I think to be honest it makes them feel good to banter about having me but that's as far as it would ever go. Some lines you just do not cross. Now if I was in my 80's that's a different matter

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Trick or treat?

Fuck her right in the pumpkin

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

An excellent thread good fellow!

One can empathise with your dilemma for I do share the same predilection for octogenarians. Why, in all my life I have never encountered a finer form of fellatio than that of the toothless variety. The feel of gum on member is exquisite and made more so by the wheezing of your aged counterpart. Sir you make no mention of her persuasion regarding the act of ANEL. One will assume that she delights in her ageing colon being plundered and will allow you the honour. If this being so I must heartily encourage you to take part in this deviance with your ageing suitor. Post haste!

Yours sincerely.

Lord Funky

Funkerton Hall

Funkfordshire

Funkland

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

too close to home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm in my 80s I'm going to terrorise young men from my mobility scooter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are aware that she only does a purely social meet first....get ya dabber ready & eyes down for a full house

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"You are aware that she only does a purely social meet first....get ya dabber ready & eyes down for a full house "

You might have to take her shopping too.

Such a nice young man and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going by the OP calculations she must be 90!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"When I'm in my 80s I'm going to terrorise young men from my mobility scooter "

me too. I shall stroke their arm and say "ooo what a nice young man you are, such big muscles"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm in my 80s I'm going to terrorise young men from my mobility scooter

me too. I shall stroke their arm and say "ooo what a nice young man you are, such big muscles" "

I'm going to grab a handful of butt and ask if they like the slightly older woman

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I slept with a hot neighbour once. It did not end well. ended up sneaking out my house every day coz he would hear my door open and jump out to meet me. Remember that you have to see this person A LOT.

Yeah but he has the advantage of outrunning her.

PMSL

She may have a madge scooter "

is that a new name for her lady garden ????

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By *evonman69ukMan
over a year ago

somerset/devon exeter /taunton

Yep i would x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't give if you can't take. My motto

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Thread just got real yo!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"When I'm in my 80s I'm going to terrorise young men from my mobility scooter

me too. I shall stroke their arm and say "ooo what a nice young man you are, such big muscles"

I'm going to grab a handful of butt and ask if they like the slightly older woman "

I already do that in Waitrose, it doesn't work

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Thread just got real yo!"

If I said your arse was 'fabulous' would you hold it against me ?

Boom Boom ...!

By Dee nearly 85 and three quarters.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed posts Im afraid

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"When I'm in my 80s I'm going to terrorise young men from my mobility scooter

me too. I shall stroke their arm and say "ooo what a nice young man you are, such big muscles"

I'm going to grab a handful of butt and ask if they like the slightly older woman

I already do that in Waitrose, it doesn't work "

Were you holding quails eggs when you said it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn im even too old for granny crumpet lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Damn im even too old for granny crumpet lol "

Mmmmm im in a good mood. How old are you ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"When I'm in my 80s I'm going to terrorise young men from my mobility scooter

me too. I shall stroke their arm and say "ooo what a nice young man you are, such big muscles"

I'm going to grab a handful of butt and ask if they like the slightly older woman

I already do that in Waitrose, it doesn't work

Were you holding quails eggs when you said it ?"

of course! They don't sell them in Aldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id be worried incase she popped her cork while I was tooling her..it would be quite a blast trying to explain things to the police and her family..not good..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"When I'm in my 80s I'm going to terrorise young men from my mobility scooter

me too. I shall stroke their arm and say "ooo what a nice young man you are, such big muscles"

I'm going to grab a handful of butt and ask if they like the slightly older woman

I already do that in Waitrose, it doesn't work

Were you holding quails eggs when you said it ?

of course! They don't sell them in Aldi "

I was in Aldi yesterday . I bought some Leibnizschokltonsikls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm in my 80s I'm going to terrorise young men from my mobility scooter

me too. I shall stroke their arm and say "ooo what a nice young man you are, such big muscles"

I'm going to grab a handful of butt and ask if they like the slightly older woman

I already do that in Waitrose, it doesn't work

Were you holding quails eggs when you said it ?

of course! They don't sell them in Aldi

I was in Aldi yesterday . I bought some Leibnizschokltonsikls "
Did you get antibiotics for those?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Thread just got real yo!

If I said your arse was 'fabulous' would you hold it against me ?

Boom Boom ...!

By Dee nearly 85 and three quarters. "

Why GCD you know my bottom is at your disposal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took her doggy and I gave her a spank

That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank

She fell to the floor and three seconds later

I was running for the defibrillator .......

Lyrics courtesy of Steel Panther, Gangbang at the old folks home - for some strange reason this post made me think of this song

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"When I'm in my 80s I'm going to terrorise young men from my mobility scooter

me too. I shall stroke their arm and say "ooo what a nice young man you are, such big muscles"

I'm going to grab a handful of butt and ask if they like the slightly older woman

I already do that in Waitrose, it doesn't work

Were you holding quails eggs when you said it ?

of course! They don't sell them in Aldi

I was in Aldi yesterday . I bought some Leibnizschokltonsikls "

we do our weekly shop there except for quail eggs of course, we bought some D rings on Monday....I'm not saying what we're using them for but I'm really looking forward to it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id be worried incase she popped her cork while I was tooling her..it would be quite a blast trying to explain things to the police and her family..not good.. "

Not a problem, her fannies already haunted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm in my 80s I'm going to terrorise young men from my mobility scooter

me too. I shall stroke their arm and say "ooo what a nice young man you are, such big muscles"

I'm going to grab a handful of butt and ask if they like the slightly older woman

I already do that in Waitrose, it doesn't work

Were you holding quails eggs when you said it ?"

You can't be taken seriously holding quails eggs. Got to be a cucumber or a plum in each hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naa! Treat her to Bingo instead ... She might even win

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Well apart from the fact she is your next door neighbour, I would say if you fancy her why the hell not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing is make sure she writes a will with your name in it. Then when she pops her clogs you come out with some thing. Win win alround.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends whether you want a visit from her Son, Grandson, and Great Grandson.. All of them holding a bunch of fives with your name on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends whether you want a visit from her Son, Grandson, and Great Grandson.. All of them holding a bunch of fives with your name on.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends whether you want a visit from her Son, Grandson, and Great Grandson.. All of them holding a bunch of fives with your name on.. "

Just out of interest at what age does it become all your families business who you sleep with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum is 84 and if i found out she was saying this to a guy half her age i would know something was wrong and the guy would be minus his liberty

Im not a legal expert but Im not sure flirting with old ladies is an imprisonable offence"

Me cutting off his dick probably is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends whether you want a visit from her Son, Grandson, and Great Grandson.. All of them holding a bunch of fives with your name on..

Just out of interest at what age does it become all your families business who you sleep with?"

Depends on the vulnerability of the person I suppose. And how literal you want to take my comment! Which was meant in jest..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Depends whether you want a visit from her Son, Grandson, and Great Grandson.. All of them holding a bunch of fives with your name on..

Just out of interest at what age does it become all your families business who you sleep with?"

I'm interested to know too.

I don't see anyone being too concerned about what Bernie Ecclestone gets up to.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"My mum is 84 and if i found out she was saying this to a guy half her age i would know something was wrong and the guy would be minus his liberty

Im not a legal expert but Im not sure flirting with old ladies is an imprisonable offence

Me cutting off his dick probably is "

Yep you certainly would be in court!

Nothing to do with her & still blaming someone else, jail them or cut their dick off then?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Depends whether you want a visit from her Son, Grandson, and Great Grandson.. All of them holding a bunch of fives with your name on..

Just out of interest at what age does it become all your families business who you sleep with?

I'm interested to know too.

I don't see anyone being too concerned about what Bernie Ecclestone gets up to."

I see what you did there 'Gets up to' indeed

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Depends whether you want a visit from her Son, Grandson, and Great Grandson.. All of them holding a bunch of fives with your name on..

Just out of interest at what age does it become all your families business who you sleep with?

I'm interested to know too.

I don't see anyone being too concerned about what Bernie Ecclestone gets up to.

I see what you did there 'Gets up to' indeed "

his age doesn't hold him back and neither does his height...of course I don't suppose being a millionaire hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if his mum finds out and goes next door to slap the bitch for corrupting her son

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Oh have his daughters spent so much that he's no longer a billionaire then?

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Go for it! I had a woman in her 50s when I was 23, make sure its nsa though.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"What if his mum finds out and goes next door to slap the bitch for corrupting her son "

Hold that thought.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"make sure its nsa though."

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

She had a bedsit in the same house as me and was really nice so I fell for her but to her it was more casual. Our affair lasted 2 weeks before she dumped me. I got over it pretty quick though.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

has she been to the gum clinic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omfg this kinda shit has me in stitches x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Go for it! I had a woman in her 50s when I was 23, make sure its nsa though."

A woman in her fifties can't be compared favourably with a woman in her mid eighties.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"make sure its nsa though.

"

I don't see how she can hold the strings AND the zimmer at the same time.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"make sure its nsa though.

I don't see how she can hold the strings AND the zimmer at the same time."

who said she had a zimmer frame or a mobility scooter, she could be a very healthy yoga fanatic, and very lithe! heh heh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum is 84 and if i found out she was saying this to a guy half her age i would know something was wrong and the guy would be minus his liberty

Im not a legal expert but Im not sure flirting with old ladies is an imprisonable offence

Me cutting off his dick probably is

Yep you certainly would be in court!

Nothing to do with her & still blaming someone else, jail them or cut their dick off then?

"

She doesn't sound too sensible herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"She has seen me hard in my pjs and passed comment but as has been said..I have to see her evey day. "

you wear pj's..?

go you..

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

After watching Thundercats for many years you need to be aware. Muum Raa looked all old and frail then BOOOM! muscles like Arnie and kicked most of the Thundercats arses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After watching Thundercats for many years you need to be aware. Muum Raa looked all old and frail then BOOOM! muscles like Arnie and kicked most of the Thundercats arses! "
Hahahah that's a blast from the past

Sarah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder where he is.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder where he is.. Lol

"

He's popped next door for a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol x like the neighbour in Gavin and Stacey "

I thought of her when I read the OP.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Wonder where he is.. Lol

"
Gave in to temptation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go for it! I had a woman in her 50s when I was 23, make sure its nsa though.

A woman in her fifties can't be compared favourably with a woman in her mid eighties. "

"Jackie" Stallone looks alot better than many and she is 92

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not a legal expert but Im not sure flirting with old ladies is an imprisonable offence

not at all but thinking she is flirting with you might be a question of your mental health.... ffs she's 85!!!!!

or do the deed and wait for the shit to hit

why would anybody's mental health be suspect for thinking an 85 year old woman was flirting? At 87 my father is and always has been a huge flirt, the only thing that age changes about a person is their outward appearance."

Because the risk of Alzheimer's Dementia is almost 50% in an individual 85 years or older (Alzheimer's Association). I work with people with dementia, and sadly they are all too often subjected to sexual exploitation and abuse necessiating police involvement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not a legal expert but Im not sure flirting with old ladies is an imprisonable offence

not at all but thinking she is flirting with you might be a question of your mental health.... ffs she's 85!!!!!

or do the deed and wait for the shit to hit

why would anybody's mental health be suspect for thinking an 85 year old woman was flirting? At 87 my father is and always has been a huge flirt, the only thing that age changes about a person is their outward appearance.

Because the risk of Alzheimer's Dementia is almost 50% in an individual 85 years or older (Alzheimer's Association). I work with people with dementia, and sadly they are all too often subjected to sexual exploitation and abuse necessiating police involvement. "

Very true, worked within that area and some with Alzheimers are quite verbally sexual..........who would know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go for it! I had a woman in her 50s when I was 23, make sure its nsa though.

A woman in her fifties can't be compared favourably with a woman in her mid eighties.

"Jackie" Stallone looks alot better than many and she is 92"

Are you kidding? She's a classic example of someone who don't know when to stop with the surgery, I'd sooner look a natural wrinkly 92 than like her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooerrr!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Thank fuck...I can still be on this site in 40 years (assuming my old bones will still be up for it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gilf"

Gggilf you mean she's 88!

Jeeso leave her alone you might break her hip. Do some shopping for her. Cut her grass, but don't fuck her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gilf

Gggilf you mean she's 88!

Jeeso leave her alone you might break her hip. Do some shopping for her. Cut her grass, but don't fuck her. "

85*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least there's a good chance everything would be in good working order and not like shagging Tutankhamen's mum.

He called her mummy"

Strange fact - his mum was also his aunt, as his parents were brother and sister.

OP- my grandmothers are the age of your alleged neighbour, can't see them with a guy your age - they tend to go for the 90 year olds - more in common!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but is this for real?? You're 43 - she's 85 - and you're even CONTEMPLATING shagging her? - eeeeeeeewwww!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair to the OP he's really 48 so the age gap isn't that big...it's down to just 2 generations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 85 yr old neighbour has been flirting with me for months now. She has said things like..she wants a toy boy, shes a sex pot, and she always looks at mens crotches ( her words). She is fit for her 85 years and I have known her for 20 years.

my question is..should I go there or not as I find myself getting hard at her flirtiness. "

Picture of said attractive 85 y.o.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

To be fair if this was an 85 year old man and a near 50 year old woman I doubt people would comment so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a bit oh yes and shit no on this

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Have you decided yet what to do. Let us know your decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 85 yr old neighbour has been flirting with me for months now. She has said things like..she wants a toy boy, shes a sex pot, and she always looks at mens crotches ( her words). She is fit for her 85 years and I have known her for 20 years.

my question is..should I go there or not as I find myself getting hard at her flirtiness. "

The film Harold and Maude comes to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But as she said exactly what she wants to do with your cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im a bit oh yes and shit no on this"

Me too. Mind you, the more I think about it the more it becomes a "shit no".

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over a year ago


"im a bit oh yes and shit no on this

Me too. Mind you, the more I think about it the more it becomes a "shit no". "

oh hello you xxxx

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"I slept with a hot neighbour once. It did not end well. ended up sneaking out my house every day coz he would hear my door open and jump out to meet me. Remember that you have to see this person A LOT.

Yeah but he has the advantage of outrunning her. "

And she'll be dead soon

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"Im not a legal expert but Im not sure flirting with old ladies is an imprisonable offence

not at all but thinking she is flirting with you might be a question of your mental health.... ffs she's 85!!!!!

or do the deed and wait for the shit to hit

why would anybody's mental health be suspect for thinking an 85 year old woman was flirting? At 87 my father is and always has been a huge flirt, the only thing that age changes about a person is their outward appearance.

Because the risk of Alzheimer's Dementia is almost 50% in an individual 85 years or older (Alzheimer's Association). I work with people with dementia, and sadly they are all too often subjected to sexual exploitation and abuse necessiating police involvement. "

look on the bright side she wont remember a thing ehen you finished. Every day you visit she will think your a new meet.

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