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...if i was asleep, and left my doo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.....ok , ..so , im having an early night ,and my doors unlocked , ...if you knew where i lived , would you care ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Why would I?

I don't do burglaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would nick your telly. But the screen don't look that big xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd swap all the tins in your larder with the contents from the cleaning cupboard, then leave, allowing you to try and work it all out in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....ok , ..so , im having an early night ,and my doors unlocked , ...if you knew where i lived , would you care ? "

do you have a decent telly ? if so give us a nod when you do sleep with the door un locked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hahaha im asleep now ,be awakke by the time you got here , ...then what ? sexy pics btw x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks

i suppose i would have to tire you out wait till you nodded off again THEN pinch the telly

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"hahaha im asleep now ,be awakke by the time you got here , ...then what ? sexy pics btw x"

Posting in your sleep???

Not advisable after eating lots of cheese!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....ok , ..so , im having an early night ,and my doors unlocked , ...if you knew where i lived , would you care ? "

Unless you live in the brewery then I couldn't give a crap....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hahahaha tellys yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really that bothered, but beware of people who might sneak in and bugger you with blunt instruments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a bit scared to open this thread as I was wondering what the heck a doo was

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

come and find out ....

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I actually did this. Went out Sunday and forgot to lock the door when I came home. Didn't notice until Monday evening.

In the summer I left my back bi folds wide open all night too. Nothing happened but the house smelt really fresh in the morning!

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By *ndy8goldMan
over a year ago

blackburn


"I actually did this. Went out Sunday and forgot to lock the door when I came home. Didn't notice until Monday evening.

In the summer I left my back bi folds wide open all night too. Nothing happened but the house smelt really fresh in the morning!"

Is this a euphemism lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...whats your asddress again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahaha im asleep now ,be awakke by the time you got here , ...then what ? sexy pics btw x

Posting in your sleep???

Not advisable after eating lots of cheese!

A"

lol

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

I can leave my door wide open because of the 3 dogs and my attack cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would assume its a TRAP!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I actually did this. Went out Sunday and forgot to lock the door when I came home. Didn't notice until Monday evening.

In the summer I left my back bi folds wide open all night too. Nothing happened but the house smelt really fresh in the morning!

Is this a euphemism lol "

Nope.

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