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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

First the Government offers the Scots all sorts of concessions to get them to stay, now Tesco's is offering free erections to the Welsh!

All we English ever get is Morris dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm now checking for nearest welsh town Tesco's.

Mind you I've no cash to withdraw, will they still do the erection deal?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Not sure how it works, there's no way I could get my flaccid cock in that slot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's in Aberystwyth. There was a long cue there yesterday waiting for their Codiad am ddim

As I keep saying - Google translate is crap at Welsh

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"It's in Aberystwyth. There was a long cue there yesterday waiting for their Codiad am ddim

As I keep saying - Google translate is crap at Welsh "

Suspect more likely someone having a laugh, probably last day at work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's in Aberystwyth. There was a long cue there yesterday waiting for their Codiad am ddim

As I keep saying - Google translate is crap at Welsh

Suspect more likely someone having a laugh, probably last day at work!"

I doubt it very much, it's a new store just opened in the middle of town. Gave us locals a good laugh though

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

And a bit of free publicity for a new Tesco and Aberystwyth

Still think 'free Viagra when you spend £50 on groceries' is better than many of their promotions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a bit of free publicity for a new Tesco and Aberystwyth

Still think 'free Viagra when you spend £50 on groceries' is better than many of their promotions

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Nooooo, I intend going to stand outside at lunch time to see how many Codiad I can spot

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

With those legs, quite a few I bet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With those legs, quite a few I bet!

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Ha ha charmer

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Oooh, Update!

Apparently the Serious Fraud Office is investigating Tescos for overstating the size of their free, welsh erections.

Although admittedly I may be muddled as I'm only half listening to the news.

Why lie about the size? Doesn't every little help?

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