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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

A friend commented after having a big baby a guy would need to put his cock in width ways for her to feel it.

What other saucy funny quotes have you come across?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we used to fancy a girl we used to say " I'd eat my chips out of her knickers"

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"When we used to fancy a girl we used to say " I'd eat my chips out of her knickers" "

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew an old fella who used to describe a hot girl as;

"I'd use her sh*t for toothpaste"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend commented after having a big baby a guy would need to put his cock in width ways for her to feel it.

What other saucy funny quotes have you come across?

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my mate said after his wife had a big baby,"well that's that out of use for a while,her fanny will be like a clowns pocket"

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