FabSwingers.com forum: good advice

By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Don't squirt prosecco in your eye, it really stings.

Please feel free to fill the thread with other good advice,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't put superglue in your eye,it stings and sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your tortoise gets stuck, use a can opener.

* No animals were hurt in the composing of this message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mistake hairspray for deodorant especially after shaving

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Always make sure you have enough bog roll before ya go for a dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never answer the phone while ironing

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Don't wipe your arse with broken glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't cut chilli's then rub your eyes!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Don't mistake hairspray for deodorant especially after shaving

I've done that and it also makes it very hard to put your arm back down!

*it wasn't my hairspray, obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't mistake them little yellow cubes in pub toilets for pineapple chunks!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Don't mistake deodorant for hairspray. Yes I have done that.

Claire

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Don't mistake mouse droppings for raisins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't cut chilli's then rub your eyes!

Or take a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont fall in love on fab it hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mistake deodorant for hairspray. Yes I have done that.

Claire "

Don't mistake daktarin athletes foot treatment for deodorant, you get very sticky armpits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your going to have friends make sure there all richer than you

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Never ever ever apply deep heat then go for a piss it stings like a mother fucker and yes that's experience talking my eyes are watering just remembering awwwwwwch

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By *iscomanMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Don't use deep heat on your arse.

Instead of soothing cream

Ag agagag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When pissed up and taking a dump once you start wiping dont pause to blow your nose

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