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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Now there's no excuse for all us 'middle class' folk not to shop there!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2808422/There-really-fishy-Aldi-s-cut-price-9-99-Beluga-caviar-says-expert.html

Thank feck I stumbled across this news as we were panicking about the cost of caviar just the other day and wondering whether we'd survive Xmas without it!

Maybe Aldi will succeed in introducing caviar to the masses?

I can just see the queues now - and the angry, embarrassed face of Fortnum & Masons management.

Does anyone actually like friggin caviar anyway????

A

*DISCLAIMER!!! I don't read the friggin mail - saw this on another newsfeed that may/may not have been site acceptable - honest!!!

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Wasn't there an article in the DM yesterday stating that it wasn't genuine caviar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


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You can go off people you know!

A

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A Daily Mail quote?! That is by far scarier than the Donnie Darko style avatar. I am shocked and appalled. I would be disgusted but I've never even been to Tunbridge Wells.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Caviar is great to have in, I find it a great emetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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A"

You aint kidding, if I realised you read the Mail I would never have wanked over your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love aldi - bleugh to caviar

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

it'll be Black lump fish roe surely still nice on french toast with Aldi's excellent Champagne which incidentally has been priced 20% more than it was last Christmas, sob

,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tbought of fish eggs in my gob is making my skin crawl. (vomit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The tbought of fish eggs in my gob is making my skin crawl. (vomit)"

fuck it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I love the stuff you get from ikea on top of smoked salmon

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I wouldn't eat caviar even if I was offered money to do so.

It looks gross. It sounds gross. I'm sure it's absolutely overhyped. I'm not interested in how it tastes.

Champagne on the other hand...

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out "

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again? "

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?"

Hook, line and sinker.

You're a dab hand at this.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?

Hook, line and sinker.

You're a dab hand at this."

Thank you - you still don't hear me carping on about it though

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?

Hook, line and sinker.

You're a dab hand at this.

Thank you - you still don't hear me carping on about it though "

No, you skate over the fact. You shouldn't be so koi.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?

Hook, line and sinker.

You're a dab hand at this.

Thank you - you still don't hear me carping on about it though

No, you skate over the fact. You shouldn't be so koi."

You're right - My puns are brill

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?

Hook, line and sinker.

You're a dab hand at this.

Thank you - you still don't hear me carping on about it though

No, you skate over the fact. You shouldn't be so koi.

You're right - My puns are brill"

You are a veritable cod of all things punny.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wish I knew you were an avid reader of the Mail before Cheeky's Party, I'd have took the piss

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?

Hook, line and sinker.

You're a dab hand at this.

Thank you - you still don't hear me carping on about it though

No, you skate over the fact. You shouldn't be so koi.

You're right - My puns are brill

You are a veritable cod of all things punny."

A cod no less? That sounds like a compliment too far - let me mullet over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?

Hook, line and sinker.

You're a dab hand at this.

Thank you - you still don't hear me carping on about it though

No, you skate over the fact. You shouldn't be so koi.

You're right - My puns are brill

You are a veritable cod of all things punny."

I'll pearch on the shelf and watch xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?

Hook, line and sinker.

You're a dab hand at this.

Thank you - you still don't hear me carping on about it though

No, you skate over the fact. You shouldn't be so koi.

You're right - My puns are brill

You are a veritable cod of all things punny.

A cod no less? That sounds like a compliment too far - let me mullet over"

Yes, so I've been herring but maybe I'm talking pollocks.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?

Hook, line and sinker.

You're a dab hand at this.

Thank you - you still don't hear me carping on about it though

No, you skate over the fact. You shouldn't be so koi.

You're right - My puns are brill

You are a veritable cod of all things punny.

I'll pearch on the shelf and watch xx"

Well done, good punning. You're ofishally in the thread

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?

Hook, line and sinker.

You're a dab hand at this.

Thank you - you still don't hear me carping on about it though

No, you skate over the fact. You shouldn't be so koi.

You're right - My puns are brill

You are a veritable cod of all things punny.

A cod no less? That sounds like a compliment too far - let me mullet over

Yes, so I've been herring but maybe I'm talking pollocks."

You're not squidding

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?

Hook, line and sinker.

You're a dab hand at this.

Thank you - you still don't hear me carping on about it though

No, you skate over the fact. You shouldn't be so koi.

You're right - My puns are brill

You are a veritable cod of all things punny.

A cod no less? That sounds like a compliment too far - let me mullet over

Yes, so I've been herring but maybe I'm talking pollocks.

You're not squidding"

Dolphinately not.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Now there's no excuse for all us 'middle class' folk not to shop there!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2808422/There-really-fishy-Aldi-s-cut-price-9-99-Beluga-caviar-says-expert.html

Thank feck I stumbled across this news as we were panicking about the cost of caviar just the other day and wondering whether we'd survive Xmas without it!

Maybe Aldi will succeed in introducing caviar to the masses?

I can just see the queues now - and the angry, embarrassed face of Fortnum & Masons management.

Does anyone actually like friggin caviar anyway????

A

*DISCLAIMER!!! I don't read the friggin mail - saw this on another newsfeed that may/may not have been site acceptable - honest!!! "

It was quite often available on the Trans Siberia Railway for a silly amount of pennies in the 90's., - or a pair of Western jeans, or as a couple of my tour groups did, for a b.j with, or from, the train, staff.

Hated to tell them, after that, STI's were very common with railway staff.

When I was asked to help out, on exiting Russia and they had 20 jars of caviar, without receipts. I always said, sorry, I am unable to help as you were advised not to deal in black market activity.

Oh I like caviar &the salmon stuff too. lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The tbought of fish eggs in my gob is making my skin crawl. (vomit)

fuck it .

Ditto "

Got the giggles now because we don't mind cock

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Never been in Aldi and never had Caviar, unless a Roe from the chippy counts? I eat tons of them, lovely with a bit of red sauce.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I wish I knew you were an avid reader of the Mail before Cheeky's Party, I'd have took the piss "

It was on my aol news feed - but had to find a fab friendly link!

I DONT READ THE FRIGGIN MAIL!

A

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"I wish I knew you were an avid reader of the Mail before Cheeky's Party, I'd have took the piss

It was on my aol news feed - but had to find a fab friendly link!

I DONT READ THE FRIGGIN MAIL!

A"

The Obi doth protest too much methinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The tbought of fish eggs in my gob is making my skin crawl. (vomit)

fuck it .

Ditto

Got the giggles now because we don't mind cock "

or the odd squidgy ball

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

once in east berlin i had what was described as a gourmet steak!! lovley bit of fillet minging stuffed with trout roe

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Caviar and scambled eggs is so yummy especially with a glass of champagne

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I don't like posh nosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Are you fishing for admiration of your punning again?

I'd never spurn it - are you taking the bait?

Hook, line and sinker.

You're a dab hand at this.

Thank you - you still don't hear me carping on about it though

No, you skate over the fact. You shouldn't be so koi.

You're right - My puns are brill

You are a veritable cod of all things punny.

A cod no less? That sounds like a compliment too far - let me mullet over

Yes, so I've been herring but maybe I'm talking pollocks.

You're not squidding

Dolphinately not."

You should get a room, you are having a whale of a time

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A sperm whale

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"You should get a room, you are having a whale of a time"

With a sea bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy shit...

0bi reads the Mail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should get a room, you are having a whale of a time

With a sea bed?

"
There,s a time and plaice for Everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should get a room, you are having a whale of a time

With a sea bed?

There,s a time and plaice for Everything."
god rest his sole..

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"The tbought of fish eggs in my gob is making my skin crawl. (vomit)"

Why not we eat chicken, duck, quail and goose eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out "

Oh dear

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Caviar and scambled eggs is so yummy especially with a glass of champagne"

Or even a little bit of caviar on boiled eggs.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"It was never going to be Beluga caviar for a tenner was it? You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to work that out

Oh dear"

You love it really

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