FabSwingers.com forum: Well known film quotes

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

How many quotes from films can you think of that are so well known that you only need to hear part of them to know what is being referenced?

For example

He's not the Messiah...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

P Sherman Wallaby 42 Sidney

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By *ugarNspicecplCouple
over a year ago

SCUNTHORPE

Airplane (1980)

SURELY YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!

I AM SERIOUS...AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many quotes from films can you think of that are so well known that you only need to hear part of them to know what is being referenced?

For example

He's not the Messiah.."

He's a very naughty boy :D

Keep the change ya filthy..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You talking to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you asshole...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You talking to me?"

Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere In bars and cars , sidewalks , streets everywhere. There's no escape. I'm gods lonely man.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Go ahead punk,...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave one the other night that no one got.

Try this one:

"Hans, Boobie, I'm your White Knight"!

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

Right turn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Ur gonna need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosebud....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ur gonna need a bigger boat "

Dammit! This one is killing me! I can see it in my head but have to ask what It is :L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosebud...."

Austin powers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off your horse and drink ya .......

A Herbal tea

B Milk

C Bourbon

D Pina Colada

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Get off your horse and drink ya .......

A Herbal tea

B Milk

C Bourbon

D Pina Colada"
Everyone knows its tequila!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosebud....

Austin powers? "

Wow!......not even close.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn...

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave one the other night that no one got.

Try this one:

"Hans, Boobie, I'm your White Knight"! "

love, love the die hards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosebud....

Austin powers?

Wow!......not even close."

Was thinking of fat bastards 'I left a rosebud for ye' hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosebud....

Austin powers?

Wow!......not even close.

Was thinking of fat bastards 'I left a rosebud for ye' hahahaha"

It's from Citizen Kane..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Armed ? Armed with what exactly ? Erm bad breath ? Colourful language ? Feather dusters ? What do you think they're gonna be armed with ? GUNS YOU TIT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosebud....

Austin powers?

Wow!......not even close.

Was thinking of fat bastards 'I left a rosebud for ye' hahahaha

It's from Citizen Kane.."

No fear of me having got that one :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's jonny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afterall, tomorrow is another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Armed ? Armed with what exactly ? Erm bad breath ? Colourful language ? Feather dusters ? What do you think they're gonna be armed with ? GUNS YOU TIT "

Lock, stock. Loved that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm inside the house...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave one the other night that no one got.

Try this one:

"Hans, Boobie, I'm your White Knight"!

love, love the die hards! "

Yay!!!!!!! We have a winner!!! Face pic on it's way to you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous "

You want answers!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosebud....

Austin powers? "

Citizen Kane, its the name of his sledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous

You want answers!!? "

Class film,, you can't handle the truth !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Vasquez. . Have you ever been mistaken for a man ? No. . Have you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 minutes Turkish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what nemesis means ? Righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case, by a 'orrible cunt. . ME !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martin sits in his car when we take the ferry to the mainland. It's a childhood thing . There's a technical term for it isn't there darling . , Drowning !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ur gonna need a bigger boat

Dammit! This one is killing me! I can see it in my head but have to ask what It is :L"

Jaws 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

Now... Fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember sully when i promised to kill you last ? Yes . . Yes you did you promised. . . I lied !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave one the other night that no one got.

Try this one:

"Hans, Boobie, I'm your White Knight"!

love, love the die hards!

Yay!!!!!!! We have a winner!!! Face pic on it's way to you!!

Oi!! Where is it then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

Judge me by my size do you?

Help you I can. Yes.

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Asta La Vista, baby!

Yippee Ky Ay mother f***er

If it bleeds, we can kill it

Admiral, there be whales here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love America..."

First line from a brilliant film...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wyatt. . The kitchen is blue !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broadsword calling dannyboy

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wyatt. . The kitchen is blue ! "

I bloody love that film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you have to be such a wanker ? Because i get off on it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I love America..."

First line from a brilliant film..."

The Osama Bin Laden Story?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why do you have to be such a wanker ? Because i get off on it ! "

"But first I'd like to butter your muffin"

He was such a charmer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember sully when i promised to kill you last ? Yes . . Yes you did you promised. . . I lied ! "

Quality quote!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lisa ; 'have you ever thought, how sad it is,that this boy's only sexual outlet,is tossing off the magazines in the bathroom? ' gary's mum ; OH GARY. . YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE COMBING YOUR HAIR ! ' Gary ; MOM . I NEVER TOSSED OFF THE ANYTHING ! '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yoohoo..ill make you famous-billy the kid young guns 2

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

seed of chucky honey im all plastic

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

For 10 years there's been peace on this manor!

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By *om Tom 1969Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
Taken?

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By *om Tom 1969Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"Broadsword calling dannyboy"
Can't think of the name, but its Richard Burton speaking!! or is it?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Don't throw your bloody spears at me

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By *p4hornyfunCouple
over a year ago

bristol

Whats the matter kid dont you like clowns,dont ya think were funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

"Ur gonna need a bigger boat

Dammit! This one is killing me! I can see it in my head but have to ask what It is :L"

The big fish himself,, Jaws

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Nobody puts Baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember sully when i promised to kill you last ? Yes . . Yes you did you promised. . . I lied ! "
commando

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lisa ; 'have you ever thought, how sad it is,that this boy's only sexual outlet,is tossing off the magazines in the bathroom? ' gary's mum ; OH GARY. . YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE COMBING YOUR HAIR ! ' Gary ; MOM . I NEVER TOSSED OFF THE ANYTHING ! ' "
weird science

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember sully when i promised to kill you last ? Yes . . Yes you did you promised. . . I lied ! commando"
FREEDOM.........then when chance came they bottled it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willst du help me mit mine rooksack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I I I I Want the knife . . . . . Pleeeeease

Golden child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to the chopper NOW!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hey Boys, you hungry?

Shit, I could eat a frozen dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.

It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rooney. . You're an asshole !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe it. . It's that shitbox Dodge again !

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Go ahead punk,..."
make my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to build a snowman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he carried that hunk of metal up......

javascript:doSmilie('

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello ive come to fix your washing machine.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll know it's my wallet. . Coz it says Bad Motherfucker on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whinge whinge whinge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal."

highlander?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like a leather man like a holdall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wheres ya tool ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't throw your bloody spears at me "

Zulu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen Pet Dic . . How would you like me to make your life a living hell ! Well Lois i'm not really ready for a relationship right now, but that's for asking . HEY ! Maybe i'll give you a call sometime. . Your number till 911 ? AAALRIGHTYTHEN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wheres ya tool ?

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wot fackin tool ?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

crocodile Dundee this is a knife lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zuzu's petals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice beaver ..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice beaver ..!"
thanks . . I recently had it stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster

first line of my fave film

rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought u'd be bigger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When this baby hits 88mph, you're going to see some serious shit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought u'd be bigger!"

Roadhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought u'd be bigger!

Roadhouse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broadsword calling dannyboy"

Where Eagles Dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

send em up manningham lane, its the best place for em

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Waj: 'what have they done to those rabbits'

Omar: 'there not rabbits Waj'

Waj: 'what do you mean?'

Omar: 'if they were rabbits they would have fluffy ears'

Waj: 'thats what I'm sayin!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's no moon..."

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster

first line of my fave film

rich "

i amuse you, i'm here to fuckin amuse you,? what do you mean i amuse you? funny, funny how, how am i funny funny ,like a clown?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waj: 'what have they done to those rabbits'

Omar: 'there not rabbits Waj'

Waj: 'what do you mean?'

Omar: 'if they were rabbits they would have fluffy ears'

Waj: 'thats what I'm sayin!'

we watched that last night

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By *ewexperience83Couple
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Zulu's !! Thousands of em

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Waj: 'what have they done to those rabbits'

Omar: 'there not rabbits Waj'

Waj: 'what do you mean?'

Omar: 'if they were rabbits they would have fluffy ears'

Waj: 'thats what I'm sayin!'

we watched that last night "

I had missed that line. So many of em though - weeping!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You'll know it's my wallet. . Coz it says Bad Motherfucker on it "

Jules Winnfeld, Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.

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By *rRetourMan
over a year ago

T.Wells

They come at night.....mostly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maggots Michael, you're eating maggots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waj: 'what have they done to those rabbits'

Omar: 'there not rabbits Waj'

Waj: 'what do you mean?'

Omar: 'if they were rabbits they would have fluffy ears'

Waj: 'thats what I'm sayin!'

we watched that last night

I had missed that line. So many of em though - weeping!

Barry: [car breaks down] Fuck, Fuck, fuck it!

Omar: Did you fix this then, Barry?

Barry: Yes, I fixed it!

Omar: Did ya?

Barry: It's the parts... they're Jewish.

Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish?

[pause]

Omar: Hmm?

Fessal: Spark plugs.

Barry: Spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.

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By *om Tom 1969Man
over a year ago

liverpool

You call that a knife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You call that a knife?"

Crocodile Dundee...

''I came here to eat bubble gum & kick ass.....and I'm all outta bubblegum''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, that's a tricky question, Terry. But as I always say, we skipped the light fandango, turned cartwheels 'cross the floor. I was feelin' kinda seasick, but the crowd called out for more

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster

first line of my fave film

rich

i amuse you, i'm here to fuckin amuse you,? what do you mean i amuse you? funny, funny how, how am i funny funny ,like a clown?."

Goodfellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're gonna need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The difference between you and me is, I make this look good

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Film 1 'he sees hate and fear. You have to look with better eyes than that'

2 most romantic quotes ever from films

Film 1 again

'Goddamit you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!'

Film 2 'as for how I feel about you...I guess you'll never know'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we have here, is ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broadsword calling dannyboy"

Bestest film ever.... Sadly to be heard no more x

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

I'll have what she's having !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother is a snow blower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooood morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it's fried rice you plick

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"What we have here, is .."

Failure to communicate. Cool hand luke

Here's looking at you kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"

Monty python the holy grail.

Bo will be pleased, he's taught me well

Damn it Janet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see if it's been done before but...

Quite frankly my dear......

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"send em up manningham lane, its the best place for em"

Rita, Sue and Bob Too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster

first line of my fave film

rich "
goodfellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The difference between you and me is, I make this look good "
men in black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maggots Michael, you're eating maggots!"
lost boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""That's no moon...""
star wars.. The proper one

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

Monty python the holy grail.

Bo will be pleased, he's taught me well

Damn it Janet.

I love Rocky Horror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could have been a contender could have been somebody " by the greatest actor ever in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother is a snow blower

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you what is in the outside world Newton . .girls . . With brassiers and legs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IT'S SHITE BEING SCOTTISH ! AND NO AMOUNT OF FRESH AIR IS GONNA MAKE ANY FUCKIN DIFFERENCE !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the bunny back in the box

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By *appy campersCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Pretty shitty city...Twin Town (Had to get that one in seeing as we are from Wales) :P

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

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By *uv2lick11Man
over a year ago

r c t

Play it again,sam! And before i get msgs saying he never said it in casablanca, i know! It was said in a diff film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave one the other night that no one got.

Try this one:

"Hans, Boobie, I'm your White Knight"! "

Die hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could tell you Andy fought a good fight..."

An amazing film, my favourite of all time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell my wife I died fighting with my brothers...

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By *uv2lick11Man
over a year ago

r c t

Theres no way, theres no way that you could come from my loins, the first thing im guna do when i get you home is punch your momma in the mouth!!

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By *lttattoocoupleCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Alllllllllllrighty thennnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Play it again,sam! And before i get msgs saying he never said it in casablanca, i know! It was said in a diff film!"

"play it again, sam" was actually a broadway play, and later movie by woody allen.

The quote in casablanca is "play it, sam" (I love that film)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night

Kirsty

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Theres no way, theres no way that you could come from my loins, the first thing im guna do when i get you home is punch your momma in the mouth!!"

Smokey and the Bandit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll buy that for a dollar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning... breathe in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breathe in and out... and, then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while.

Kirsty

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By *UFC9Man
over a year ago

Whitley Bay & Tamworth

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still here you bastards (papillion)

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By *uv2lick11Man
over a year ago

r c t

Play it again' sam! Is actually in a bond film lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means No!

Think it's pirates of the Caribbean , love those films.

If I get reincarnated I want to come back as captain jack sparrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on guys. . The soup is fucking ten bucks in here. . Let me take you somewhere for a coffee . . . HEY BUDDY. . HOW MUCH FOR YOUR WIFE . . HAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please sir I want some more..oliver twist

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By *rRetourMan
over a year ago

T.Wells

Nobody got mine then....infidels!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ur gonna need a bigger boat

Dammit! This one is killing me! I can see it in my head but have to ask what It is :L"

Jaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For god sakes jim. . I'm a doctor not a pool man !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goose, you big stud, take me to bed and lose me forever

Show me the way home honey ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave one the other night that no one got.

Try this one:

"Hans, Boobie, I'm your White Knight"! "

Die hard 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll buy that for a dollar. "

Robocop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I wish I could tell you Andy fought a good fight..."

An amazing film, my favourite of all time."

Shawshank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get away from her you bitch!!

Let's play a game of fuck off.....you go first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go, get the butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die."

Blade runner. Heart. Heart. Heart.

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Fear causes hesitation......

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