FabSwingers.com forum: My anaconda don't. My anaconda don't.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I lied I don't have any pets.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody has an anaconda

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I have a python!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a one eyed trouser snake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mahoosive cock!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Wasn't Anna Condor a famous porn star? Didn't she like a rough shag and always come ready rubbed?

Or am I muddling my actresses with my rolling tobacco?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Condor Man?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Are you Condor Man? "

Sadly more likely to be his other character:

"Ooh, Betty, look what Anna's done to my little cigar!"

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was trying to make a pun on Nicki minaj's new single hah. But I do have a beast that lies beneath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn't Anna Condor a famous porn star? Didn't she like a rough shag and always come ready rubbed?

Or am I muddling my actresses with my rolling tobacco?

Mr ddc"

Need to look her up

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

"I have a python!

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I just looked at your pics and they woke up my trouser snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pussy

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I have a python!

I just looked at your pics and they woke up my trouser snake

Better smack him down before he starts spitting venom!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What a dreadful song, even the video is a let down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn't Anna Condor a famous porn star? Didn't she like a rough shag and always come ready rubbed?

Or am I muddling my actresses with my rolling tobacco?

Mr ddc"

Did she have a mellow virgina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a green and yellow anaconda

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I have a green and yellow anaconda"

Do you need a licence like you would for a venom snake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a green and yellow anaconda

Do you need a licence like you would for a venom snake?"

Not all venomous snakes are covered by the DWA (dangerous wild animals) license. There are plenty of rear fanged snakes not covered and in relation to your question, nope, anacondas arent covered and can be purchased by anyone. Same for reticulated pythons which can top best part of 20ft yet no license needed.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

My python is too small to throttle me at the moment, but give it five years and I might not be so keen to have him round my neck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we keep retics and burms aswell, no licence needed and if it did come in it would ultimately be punishing the decent owners cause they are so easy to import from europe where most of ours have came from, our biggest girl is only 11 ft at the min but the female retic will soon be over that, hard to guess their lenghth cause they are so slender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 4 songs in the charts about bums/butts/booty...bums are big these days...literally! Lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"we keep retics and burms aswell, no licence needed and if it did come in it would ultimately be punishing the decent owners cause they are so easy to import from europe where most of ours have came from, our biggest girl is only 11 ft at the min but the female retic will soon be over that, hard to guess their lenghth cause they are so slender"

Do you have some kind of online album I could look at your collection? Without giving any personal info away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have some kind of online album I could look at your collection? Without giving any personal info away"

il make one up on photobucket or something like that and give u the name of it

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Thank you

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