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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh no it's only 10.30 on a Monday morning. And I've already had 1x 'let's touch base' and 1x 'going forward'

I best start 'thinking outta the box' cos It's gonna be one of those weeks

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I've put your suggestion up the flagpole, so we can salute it later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've put your suggestion up the flagpole, so we can salute it later. "

Erm thanks I think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no it's only 10.30 on a Monday morning. And I've already had 1x 'let's touch base' and 1x 'going forward'

I best start 'thinking outta the box' cos It's gonna be one of those weeks "

Quite happily punch any fella who uses the phrase "let's touch base"....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no it's only 10.30 on a Monday morning. And I've already had 1x 'let's touch base' and 1x 'going forward'

I best start 'thinking outta the box' cos It's gonna be one of those weeks

Quite happily punch any fella who uses the phrase "let's touch base"...."

So annoying, office speak is on par with text speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no it's only 10.30 on a Monday morning. And I've already had 1x 'let's touch base' and 1x 'going forward'

I best start 'thinking outta the box' cos It's gonna be one of those weeks "

Let's take it offline and touch base later...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corporate talk bollox. Don't miss it at all. Then there's the naff abbreviations. I used to sit in some meetings thinking

Be yourself not a number

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I used to have a manager who used to say "at the end of the day" a lot.

I used to wind her up by saying, "it's night" at the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeewwwww cringe!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Corporate talk bollox. Don't miss it at all. Then there's the naff abbreviations. I used to sit in some meetings thinking

Be yourself not a number "

You manage to stay awake during office meetings? Oh please enlighten me on this skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corporate talk bollox. Don't miss it at all. Then there's the naff abbreviations. I used to sit in some meetings thinking

Be yourself not a number

You manage to stay awake during office meetings? Oh please enlighten me on this skill "

As your boss speaks, try picture that little back flipping monkey with the symbols hopping around between his ears, got me through a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no it's only 10.30 on a Monday morning. And I've already had 1x 'let's touch base' and 1x 'going forward'

I best start 'thinking outta the box' cos It's gonna be one of those weeks

Let's take it offline and touch base later...

"

Thats real blue sky thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no it's only 10.30 on a Monday morning. And I've already had 1x 'let's touch base' and 1x 'going forward'

I best start 'thinking outta the box' cos It's gonna be one of those weeks

Let's take it offline and touch base later...

Thats real blue sky thinking "

Well I like to hit the ground running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it would help if you contextualised you concepts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corporate talk bollox. Don't miss it at all. Then there's the naff abbreviations. I used to sit in some meetings thinking

Be yourself not a number

You manage to stay awake during office meetings? Oh please enlighten me on this skill "

I've been out of industry since June. During these last few months I have become human again however next week I have two interviews with two large companies. I am intrigued as to what they think of me Because i will be going to both interviews as myself and speaking as I find rather than what I think they want to hear. Should be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a presentation last week to our team. My manager was talking about our competitors being 'vertically integrated'. I asked her what it meant and she didnt know.

Corporate jargon is bollox

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Boardroom Bingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a presentation last week to our team. My manager was talking about our competitors being 'vertically integrated'. I asked her what it meant and she didnt know.

Corporate jargon is bollox"

Lololol Love this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it would help if you contextualised you concepts "

Purely matters of work.....so pain, not pleasure if that helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We had a presentation last week to our team. My manager was talking about our competitors being 'vertically integrated'. I asked her what it meant and she didnt know.

Corporate jargon is bollox"

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think yourself lucky. I'm conceptualising the art of the possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm - and they said romance was dead!

So what's the best intro?

'I saw your profile and ever since I've been dreaming of your soft lips on mine - your fingers caressing my spine and my buttocks - your tongue making me squirm with pleasure!- I need you now!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm - and they said romance was dead!

So what's the best intro?

'I saw your profile and ever since I've been dreaming of your soft lips on mine - your fingers caressing my spine and my buttocks - your tongue making me squirm with pleasure!- I need you now!? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think yourself lucky. I'm conceptualising the art of the possible."

WOWSERS I'm feeling your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think yourself lucky. I'm conceptualising the art of the possible.

WOWSERS I'm feeling your pain "

I've usually got a good poker face but I nearly spat my coffee out over that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think yourself lucky. I'm conceptualising the art of the possible.

WOWSERS I'm feeling your pain

I've usually got a good poker face but I nearly spat my coffee out over that one."

Hopefully all over the person who said it......scolding hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm - and they said romance was dead!

So what's the best intro?

'I saw your profile and ever since I've been dreaming of your soft lips on mine - your fingers caressing my spine and my buttocks - your tongue making me squirm with pleasure!- I need you now!? "

Now this is the kind of corporate speak we should all get involved with. Hahaha...now 'are we all singing from the same hymn sheet?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a presentation last week to our team. My manager was talking about our competitors being 'vertically integrated'. I asked her what it meant and she didnt know.

Corporate jargon is bollox"

Jargon is only useful if everyone understands it. Most of the time it is used to exclude people not in the know or to make the person look as of they know what they are talking about.

As for vertical integration I think it is quite a useful term for the process of acquiring suppliers of key components or distribution outkets for your product to bring that expertise into the organisation, potentially enabling a more effective, efficient and responsive supply chain. It's useless if it pops up like the next catchphrase in bullshit bingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm - and they said romance was dead!

So what's the best intro?

'I saw your profile and ever since I've been dreaming of your soft lips on mine - your fingers caressing my spine and my buttocks - your tongue making me squirm with pleasure!- I need you now!?

"

Apologies - still half asleep! Thought you were talking about messaging on here! - Doh! Please blame half term and the constant chatter of young voices for my lapse in intellect/sanity! Day one so it can only get worse!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We had a presentation last week to our team. My manager was talking about our competitors being 'vertically integrated'. I asked her what it meant and she didnt know.

Corporate jargon is bollox

Jargon is only useful if everyone understands it. Most of the time it is used to exclude people not in the know or to make the person look as of they know what they are talking about.

As for vertical integration I think it is quite a useful term for the process of acquiring suppliers of key components or distribution outkets for your product to bring that expertise into the organisation, potentially enabling a more effective, efficient and responsive supply chain. It's useless if it pops up like the next catchphrase in bullshit bingo "

runaway everyone.....he's one of em!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a week off. So there is no need to interface at a basic level or get solution focused by pushing the envelope.

Shudder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a presentation last week to our team. My manager was talking about our competitors being 'vertically integrated'. I asked her what it meant and she didnt know.

Corporate jargon is bollox

Jargon is only useful if everyone understands it. Most of the time it is used to exclude people not in the know or to make the person look as of they know what they are talking about.

As for vertical integration I think it is quite a useful term for the process of acquiring suppliers of key components or distribution outkets for your product to bring that expertise into the organisation, potentially enabling a more effective, efficient and responsive supply chain. It's useless if it pops up like the next catchphrase in bullshit bingo

runaway everyone.....he's one of em! "

be afraid...be very afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a week off. So there is no need to interface at a basic level or get solution focused by pushing the envelope.

Shudder."

Haha

I'm sure you'll have a back long of corporate speak waiting for you when you return....in the meantime, have a great week off

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