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What's your most bizarre A&E visit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yesterday while eating a pub lunch I sneezed and put my back in to spasm. Promptly followed by a second sneeze causing me intense pain and temporary paralysis! This resulted on a visit to the on call GP who prescribed diazepam and rest. Well that didn't work so I spent the next 3 hours at A&E where I was diagnosed with nerve damage (related to cracked ribs last from last weeks rugby training) and prescribed diclofenac and co-codomol. The reason for my sneezing.....putting too much pepper on my food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in there once, and the woman in the bed next to had AA batteries stuck up her rectum. She wouldn't tell the doctor how it happened. I didn't ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got superglue in my eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in there once, and the woman in the bed next to had AA batteries stuck up her rectum. She wouldn't tell the doctor how it happened. I didn't ask. "

How embarrassing lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got superglue in my eye"

I'm sure you've had worse in your eye

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've not had a bizarre visit to A&E. I've only been there when I've been seriously unwell or in a lot of pain.

Reasons have included asthma attacks, a puncture wound requiring a tetanus jab (at a weekend, typically), a locked knee which I couldn't stand on (due to torn cartilage in one of my knees), a large blister full of yellow liquid forming on one of my eyeballs (again on a weekend) and a bad flare-up of a back injury caused during a car accident years ago (which kept locking my back up - again on a weekend!).

I may have forgotten some but that's most of them.

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"I was in there once, and the woman in the bed next to had AA batteries stuck up her rectum. She wouldn't tell the doctor how it happened. I didn't ask. "

Lol....

(Mr) Used to work with a guy who's brother was an A&E consultant that attended a guy reporting of a constant headache. Turned out after an x-Ray and scan the reason for the headache was a pretty obvious.

It was clear that the 20 something nails in the guys skull was the main cause (unsurprisingly). He had been banging them into his head for years. He had a few control issues along with the accompanying mental health issues.

Saw the x-rays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got superglue in my eye

I'm sure you've had worse in your eye "

It may as well have been cum....it stung as much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoover suction bugger up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine had a girlfriend why want to be coated in melted chocolate. My mate melted the chocolate, but never let it cool down, before he poured it over her tits. She ended up in A and E, he ended up with 2 perfect chocolate breast moulds.

In the hospital, he was so embarrassed when the doctor came to speak to her, that he stepped out of the cubicle and let her answer the questions.

She dumped him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well....if we're getting to bragging I've broken my leg three times. Broken ribs more times than I can remember. Dislocated a shoulder and broken fingers. Then several visits for stitches in head wounds all from playing rugby. Then a broken nose and cheekbone with facial stitches after a motorcycle accident. Fortunately not affecting my stunning good looks haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son aged about 4 had something stuck up his nose. Turned out he had put it there on purpose..to see what would happen! Guess he got more than he bargained for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in there once, and the woman in the bed next to had AA batteries stuck up her rectum. She wouldn't tell the doctor how it happened. I didn't ask.

Lol....

(Mr) Used to work with a guy who's brother was an A&E consultant that attended a guy reporting of a constant headache. Turned out after an x-Ray and scan the reason for the headache was a pretty obvious.

It was clear that the 20 something nails in the guys skull was the main cause (unsurprisingly). He had been banging them into his head for years. He had a few control issues along with the accompanying mental health issues.

Saw the x-rays

"

Omfg!!! That's not going to be beaten lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got superglue in my eye

I'm sure you've had worse in your eye

It may as well have been cum....it stung as much "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hoover suction bugger up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in there once, and the woman in the bed next to had AA batteries stuck up her rectum. She wouldn't tell the doctor how it happened. I didn't ask.

Lol....

(Mr) Used to work with a guy who's brother was an A&E consultant that attended a guy reporting of a constant headache. Turned out after an x-Ray and scan the reason for the headache was a pretty obvious.

It was clear that the 20 something nails in the guys skull was the main cause (unsurprisingly). He had been banging them into his head for years. He had a few control issues along with the accompanying mental health issues.

Saw the x-rays

"

Aw. That's made me really sad. How did one near him notice what he was doing He must've been so lonely.

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Ex called doctor out after i had been erratically driving then taken taken to a&e in confused state Doctors kept asking if i had taken drugs turned out i had a blood clot on the brain

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my daughter fractured her toe after getting it stuck in a shower plughole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hoover suction bugger up

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Henrietta wasn't as game as I thought she'd be.............

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"I was in there once, and the woman in the bed next to had AA batteries stuck up her rectum. She wouldn't tell the doctor how it happened. I didn't ask.

Lol....

(Mr) Used to work with a guy who's brother was an A&E consultant that attended a guy reporting of a constant headache. Turned out after an x-Ray and scan the reason for the headache was a pretty obvious.

It was clear that the 20 something nails in the guys skull was the main cause (unsurprisingly). He had been banging them into his head for years. He had a few control issues along with the accompanying mental health issues.

Saw the x-rays

Aw. That's made me really sad. How did one near him notice what he was doing He must've been so lonely. "

Very sad.

He said it was one of the most unusual/disturbing cases he had experienced. Apparently it had gone unnoticed for many years and the medical profession couldn't work out how he never killed himself.

Just to add no names were on the X-rays to identify the patient.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I was in there once, and the woman in the bed next to had AA batteries stuck up her rectum. She wouldn't tell the doctor how it happened. I didn't ask.

Lol....

(Mr) Used to work with a guy who's brother was an A&E consultant that attended a guy reporting of a constant headache. Turned out after an x-Ray and scan the reason for the headache was a pretty obvious.

It was clear that the 20 something nails in the guys skull was the main cause (unsurprisingly). He had been banging them into his head for years. He had a few control issues along with the accompanying mental health issues.

Saw the x-rays

Aw. That's made me really sad. How did one near him notice what he was doing He must've been so lonely. "

I feel the same way.

There are a lot of people who need care in this country (and the world in general) who don't get it.

I hope he finally got the treatment and support he needed after this awful situation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My ex wife is a nurse and I seem to remember her telling of an elderly man being treated in A&E for a bottle inserted in to his rectum and not being able to retrieve it lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Getting a bit too deep here, excuse the pun, it was meant to be a lighthearted and fun thread

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"My ex wife is a nurse and I seem to remember her telling of an elderly man being treated in A&E for a bottle inserted in to his rectum and not being able to retrieve it lol. "

A friend of mine was in a gynae ward with a teenager who's boyfriend and his friends had decided to play with an empty wine bottle in her. It got stuck so some bright spark thought that breaking it would get it out!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"My ex wife is a nurse and I seem to remember her telling of an elderly man being treated in A&E for a bottle inserted in to his rectum and not being able to retrieve it lol.

A friend of mine was in a gynae ward with a teenager who's boyfriend and his friends had decided to play with an empty wine bottle in her. It got stuck so some bright spark thought that breaking it would get it out!!! "

Smashing the end to break the vacuum isn't such a daft idea. Sometimes that's the only way to remove stuck bottles. Obviously there are certain potential issues with it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex was in hospital and it was quite serious. I got called by her in a total state at around 11.00pm following an issue with her medss and I was aked by nurses to attend to help valm her down. Running down a deserted corridor I slipped and fell landing on my hip. I was in agony and thought I'd broken it. Being the middle of the night there was no one around. My phone rang and it was my girlfriend ringing telling me not to panic as it was all sorted. I thad to tell her where I was and she sent staff to pick me up and take me to A&E where it was nothing more than bruising.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Being seen after waiting only 10 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex wife is a nurse and I seem to remember her telling of an elderly man being treated in A&E for a bottle inserted in to his rectum and not being able to retrieve it lol.

A friend of mine was in a gynae ward with a teenager who's boyfriend and his friends had decided to play with an empty wine bottle in her. It got stuck so some bright spark thought that breaking it would get it out!!! "

Ouch!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being seen after waiting only 10 minutes. "

Haha....you must have been private surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have my cock extracted from a Miele vacuum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being seen after waiting only 10 minutes. "

When you say being seen after 10 minutes, do you mean you saw the doctor after 10 minutes or they finally noticed you at the desk after 10 minutes?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"My ex wife is a nurse and I seem to remember her telling of an elderly man being treated in A&E for a bottle inserted in to his rectum and not being able to retrieve it lol.

A friend of mine was in a gynae ward with a teenager who's boyfriend and his friends had decided to play with an empty wine bottle in her. It got stuck so some bright spark thought that breaking it would get it out!!!

Smashing the end to break the vacuum isn't such a daft idea. Sometimes that's the only way to remove stuck bottles. Obviously there are certain potential issues with it though."

I think that the major issue is having a boyfriend who not only wants to share you (bearing in mind she was only about 16) when he's d*unk but also takes suggestions from his cronies about what they should do!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Being seen after waiting only 10 minutes.

When you say being seen after 10 minutes, do you mean you saw the doctor after 10 minutes or they finally noticed you at the desk after 10 minutes? "
The former...very bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got superglue in my eye"

This happened to me when breaking the seal. I thought I was blinded for life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway


"I was in there once, and the woman in the bed next to had AA batteries stuck up her rectum. She wouldn't tell the doctor how it happened. I didn't ask.

Lol....

(Mr) Used to work with a guy who's brother was an A&E consultant that attended a guy reporting of a constant headache. Turned out after an x-Ray and scan the reason for the headache was a pretty obvious.

It was clear that the 20 something nails in the guys skull was the main cause (unsurprisingly). He had been banging them into his head for years. He had a few control issues along with the accompanying mental health issues.

Saw the x-rays

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So much for patient confidentiality ..... Pretty much sums up the NHS of today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dropped an ironing board on my big toe! Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"My ex wife is a nurse and I seem to remember her telling of an elderly man being treated in A&E for a bottle inserted in to his rectum and not being able to retrieve it lol.

A friend of mine was in a gynae ward with a teenager who's boyfriend and his friends had decided to play with an empty wine bottle in her. It got stuck so some bright spark thought that breaking it would get it out!!!

Smashing the end to break the vacuum isn't such a daft idea. Sometimes that's the only way to remove stuck bottles. Obviously there are certain potential issues with it though.

I think that the major issue is having a boyfriend who not only wants to share you (bearing in mind she was only about 16) when he's d*unk but also takes suggestions from his cronies about what they should do!"

That I can't disagree with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in there once, and the woman in the bed next to had AA batteries stuck up her rectum. She wouldn't tell the doctor how it happened. I didn't ask.

Lol....

(Mr) Used to work with a guy who's brother was an A&E consultant that attended a guy reporting of a constant headache. Turned out after an x-Ray and scan the reason for the headache was a pretty obvious.

It was clear that the 20 something nails in the guys skull was the main cause (unsurprisingly). He had been banging them into his head for years. He had a few control issues along with the accompanying mental health issues.

Saw the x-rays

So much for patient confidentiality ..... Pretty much sums up the NHS of today

"

No it doesn't....it sums up one person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ended up in A&E with a cracked rib. Was in my last intermediate pole dancing class and being taught how to pull myself upside down. Was a tad too enthusiastic and got the rhythm wrong. Damn it hurt. So much for my boobs cushioning the blow!!!

Needless to say I never returned to the next level pole dancing. X

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Many moons ago we were all meeting up at the A&E staff car park to get taxis into town for a fancy dress party.

We got put on standy-by for multiple trauma so we all ended up in the Resus room where one patient was resuscitated by the White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland and Batman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many moons ago we were all meeting up at the A&E staff car park to get taxis into town for a fancy dress party.

We got put on standy-by for multiple trauma so we all ended up in the Resus room where one patient was resuscitated by the White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland and Batman."

Awesome

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Many moons ago we were all meeting up at the A&E staff car park to get taxis into town for a fancy dress party.

We got put on standy-by for multiple trauma so we all ended up in the Resus room where one patient was resuscitated by the White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland and Batman."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many moons ago we were all meeting up at the A&E staff car park to get taxis into town for a fancy dress party.

We got put on standy-by for multiple trauma so we all ended up in the Resus room where one patient was resuscitated by the White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland and Batman."

Excellent lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a great photo in tge royal , belfast. A young boy (about 8) dressed as a cowboy beside his younger brother dressed as an indian and painted head to toe in brown glosspaint!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a great photo in tge royal , belfast. A young boy (about 8) dressed as a cowboy beside his younger brother dressed as an indian and painted head to toe in brown glosspaint!"

I bet the older brother did the painting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a great photo in tge royal , belfast. A young boy (about 8) dressed as a cowboy beside his younger brother dressed as an indian and painted head to toe in brown glosspaint!

I bet the older brother did the painting lol "

he did and it was actually very dangerous as tge skin can't breathe! Oops

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Once asked a nice young lad if I could do a teaching session whilst I put a plaster cast on his leg.

Duly took a gaggle of student nurses with me into the cubicle, explained everything that I was doing and they helped out.

The lad was asking loads of questions - quite enjoyed being the centre of attention.

Stepped back to admire my handiwork then he told me that Id put it on the wrong leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 10 I got bitten on the arse by a pikeys terrier and had to have a tetanus shot into said arse, which was more painful than the dog bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once asked a nice young lad if I could do a teaching session whilst I put a plaster cast on his leg.

Duly took a gaggle of student nurses with me into the cubicle, explained everything that I was doing and they helped out.

The lad was asking loads of questions - quite enjoyed being the centre of attention.

Stepped back to admire my handiwork then he told me that Id put it on the wrong leg "

Thats funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse deciding to sit down on her. Ok she was riding it at the time but no need to squash her against the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was playing snooker and wanted to put some extra power into a shot. On my follow through I smashed my thumb against the table and shattered it. It tools ages to heal. The nurse said they didn't get many snooker related injuries.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I went earlier this year to the weekend Dr with a complaint about a knee infection. I took a Pg Wodehouse book with me and spent most of the 20 minute or so wait pissing myself with laughter at it, which was a bit surreal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got partially scalped by a metal ceiling fan in a hotel room.

Fancy putting one directly above the four poster bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only been to A & E for ordinary things - have to say a lot of people are there when they shouldnt be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swallowed a coin once. Had to have an ex ray.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swallowed a coin once. Had to have an ex ray."

Did the doctor see any change ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked at the hospital as a ward clerk, and one morning on my way in, I tripped and fell and was taken to A&E instead of my office. Broke 2 ribs

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Not gorey or anything. My story involves the hospital chapel, I was with a friend and his mum & dad having mass in there. Part way through the service I didn't feel so good, I got up to go and get some fresh air. I fainted in the aisle and came to in A&E, I have never been so embarrassed before.

There are countless visits to the A&E department in my life, ranging from a broken nose from jumping over a rocking horse catching my foot and hitting the edge of a paving slab with my nose I was 4 at the time, to be in taken in when I got shot I the eye with an air pistol. My most funny one a car pulled out in front of me when I was riding a motorcycle on a dual carriageway at 70mph, the bike hit the car at the front wheel. Sending me and the bike over the bonnet of the car, I landed on the back of my head and rolled for a bit. My injuries where whiplash, concussion, bruising and a blister on my little toe.

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By *exywheelsCouple
over a year ago

inverness

I chocked on a dried apricot at work, had to be taken to A@E in a ambulance.

A@E were unable to move it so was admitted for 3 days and had to have a op to remove it.

2 days after leaving hospital was back after poking my eye with a branch whilst gardening

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

a few years back this young rugby player came in I know we shouldn't have laughed but his back had gone and he couldn't stand up did look so funny even he was laughing

another time a man who had broken both his arms falling off a ladder wanted a wee his poor wife lol

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

When I worked in a hospital many years ago we had a guy in with superglue up his arse. Apparently his gf had caught him with a guy, then waited till he was asleep to have her revenge. He was so embarrassed it had taken him 3 days to go to hospital the poor bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not mine but my brothers, me & my dad had to take him to a&e pissin our selves luaghing the whole time he had been doin the dirty with his girlfriend & decided to try anal she was obviously too tight & he ripped his foreskin, the nurses & the doctors were cryin with laughter as well they told my bro he would have to get a stookie on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in there once, and the woman in the bed next to had AA batteries stuck up her rectum. She wouldn't tell the doctor how it happened. I didn't ask. "

It's an age thing... you forget the vibrator

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

One funny one not so

Whilst training as a nurse myself, slipped my disc first time while lifting a premature baby. I was nervous n lifting baby to weigh him n cos he was poorly lots of tubes n wires so I tensed, then instead of moving my feet I twisted at base of spine. Felt a pop at time but thought nowt of it. Next morning no feeling from waist down! Scary

Funny- night out (crowd of student nurses) one hit her head on corner of tampon machine in loo. As eager students we all (d*unkenly) took her to a&e to get sorted so we could see what they'd do (early in training) but spent most of the time getting her to sit still to get treated. As she and a few others kept wandering off!

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A few years ago a large group of us went skiing (Zermatt) for a couple of weeks.

Now the cable car from Zermatt to the top is a bloody big one, it goes up from 1600m to 4000m onto the Klien Matterhorn now thats a big loss of pressure. So one morning on the first of two gondolas up the mountain my buddies newish girlfriend who was posh, in fact from very well to do family was looking a bit pale and peaky (which could have been from the drinking the night before) and really quiet, my buddy asks if she all right and she says 'no I've a pain in my tummy but I'll be ok'

So we get to the middle station and transfer into the second gondola, this one is a little smaller and people really pack into these cars, about 80 I think it holds. The gondola sets off and its packed solid, buddies girlfriend is now looking very green about the gills and suddenly lets out an agonized moan, followed by a stream of putrid fowl smelling vomit onto the back of the head of a Swiss gentleman and almost doubles over in pain, by now we've gone past the point of no return and the gondola operator presses on to the top.

Buddies girlfriend by now is only upright due to the fact that the gondola is jam packed, but is writhing moaning and looks like she about to die. At the top theres a medical station and the operator radios ahead and lets them know we have a case for them, when we get to the top, Swiss gentleman is cussing and cursing with semi digested wine, pizza and breakfast porridge on the back of his head, buddies girlfriend is now really in clip, the doors open and there's a bomb burst to get out of the car buddies girlfriend not being held up collapses, the medics rush on and examine her and asks if shes had her appendix taken out, she moans no and medic gets on his radio.

Five/ten minutes later a helicopter lands and buddy and girlfriend are loaded on and flown to Visp which is the nearest city where they will be able to operate on her.

Know this part is only what buddy told me.. girlfriend is really in pain on the flight and the medics debate whether to give her morphine, the flight to Visp is about 10/15 minutes away and they decide not to so the doctors can examine her while shes conscious.

They get to the hospital and rush her in to admittance and a Dr starts to examine her, asking questions and prodding and pressing her tummy area when the loudest, smelliest roar of escapes from between girlfriends buttocks and carries on for what buddy said was at least a good minute.

Doctor says 'ah there's the problem, trapped gas!!'

So what with the cost of the helicopter flight the admission to hospital, the taxi ride back to Zermatt and the prescription for the windezze it cost just over 5000Sf.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Twisted muscle in neck...couldn't move it was shit scared went to a & e

Ummm fractured arm after going for a run tripping up and landing on itb

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Not mine but Jacky's: Her birthday and we went out for a meal. We left the pub where we'd had a drink prior to our timed reservation when jacky said "I feel funny" and promptly fainted in the middle of the street. Got her to the pavement, called 999 they collected her, we went to A&E. Turns out she's not eaten all day and collapsed due to hunger and temp change when we left the pub.

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