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"Ooooof had this for two weeks. Mines actually a new strain, mixed with Ebola, and hurricance Gorgonzola, with a touch of swine flu for good measure " Respect Bro  | |||
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"Ooooof had this for two weeks. Mines actually a new strain, mixed with Ebola, and hurricance Gorgonzola, with a touch of swine flu for good measure Respect Bro "I feel your pain mate .... Women will never understand (jumps back quickly waiting for the onslaught )  | |||
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"Ooooof had this for two weeks. Mines actually a new strain, mixed with Ebola, and hurricance Gorgonzola, with a touch of swine flu for good measure Respect Bro "I'm feeling your manflu pain....... it's second only to standing on a plug or a piece of Lego. Get well soon pal  | |||
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"Are you being looked after you poor thing  "No Ali's took kids to Pizza Hut  I could be dead soon so Merry xmas everyone | |||
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" I feel your pain mate .... Women will never understand (jumps back quickly waiting for the onslaught ) "Right on buddy! Childbirth or Manflu? No comparison | |||
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"Are you being looked after you poor thing No Ali's took kids to Pizza Hut I could be dead soon so Merry xmas everyone "OMG he's showing the classic symptoms.....IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE??????????????????????? | |||
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 Keep strong we will get through this! | |||
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help   "you can but try lovely lady  | |||
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help "Errm...(cough)...actually im feeling a little dizzy too... Could you...? | |||
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help you can but try lovely lady"What a way to go  | |||
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help "p.s that wet t shirts gone straight onto my chest cough splutter | |||
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help
Errm...(cough)...actually im feeling a little dizzy too... Could you...?"Why of course I can where do you need kissing better | |||
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"Scientists did a study and concluded man flu is a real illness, much worse than when women get a cold. "As if we needed scientific research for proof, we've been telling the women of the world this long enough | |||
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help p.s that wet t shirts gone straight onto my chest cough splutter "Let me rub it for you
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help "I was wondering if you needed a Doctor to assist? I'm sure with nursing all these poorly guys back to health, you'll be getting all hot & bothered. Let me just.....erm....... take your temperature, open wide & I'll slip this into your mouth | |||
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"Just letting the world of Fab know im dying,temp currently running at 2000 degrees Fahrenheit yet im freezing and ive aches a stunt man would be proud of. Go Go Leave before you catch it,leave me to die "Shot of scotch whiskey with slice of lemon studded with cloves. Hot water and a lemsip thrown in for luck. 4 of those and you won't know your own name never mind be worrying about dying. | |||
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help
I was wondering if you needed a Doctor to assist? I'm sure with nursing all these poorly guys back to health, you'll be getting all hot & bothered. Let me just.....erm....... take your temperature, open wide & I'll slip this into your mouth "Doctor your sooooo kind | |||
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" Doctor your sooooo kind "Always happy to support the NHS....Now stop talking with your mouth full Nurse Moo! Thats rude Diclaimer: I am not an actual Doctor, no medical procedures were performed in the making of this thread | |||
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" Doctor your sooooo kind
Always happy to support the NHS....Now stop talking with your mouth full Nurse Moo! Thats rude
Diclaimer: I am not an actual Doctor, no medical procedures were performed in the making of this thread
"your not a doctor 
No wonder my temperature went up not down | |||
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Everyone making light of this poor man's condition. There is little enough research done on the causes of manflu nor it's treatment. The Government needs to invest more in High Speed internet for faster downloads of "ahem" films to victims homes. Improve the road infrastructure to allow easy access for Pizza Delivery Companys.
Statutory sick pay of double time for those poor souls taken by the illness.
Gentlemen, the threat is real.
Wear this  face to show your support of sufferers. | |||
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help
Errm...(cough)...actually im feeling a little dizzy too... Could you...?
Why of course I can where do you need kissing better "It's just down here... (Looks sheepishly down and touches willy) | |||
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help
Errm...(cough)...actually im feeling a little dizzy too... Could you...?
Why of course I can where do you need kissing better
It's just down here... (Looks sheepishly down and touches willy) "awwww | |||
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" It's just down here... (Looks sheepishly down and touches willy) " hahahahaha. Now there's a shock | |||
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"Time for my Lemsip ,Ali's not back yet and the kettle is miles away at least 12 steps.why cant my dogs use the kettle "Did you get my recipe?  | |||
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"Time for my Lemsip ,Ali's not back yet and the kettle is miles away at least 12 steps.why cant my dogs use the kettle
Did you get my recipe?
"I sure did and many thanks but I couldn't possibly let myself in charge of slicing a lemon im so weak could be a disaster | |||
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"Time for my Lemsip ,Ali's not back yet and the kettle is miles away at least 12 steps.why cant my dogs use the kettle
Did you get my recipe?
I sure did and many thanks but I couldn't possibly let myself in charge of slicing a lemon im so weak could be a disaster "not too weak to type though... man up.. um..sorry... | |||
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"Time for my Lemsip ,Ali's not back yet and the kettle is miles away at least 12 steps.why cant my dogs use the kettle
Did you get my recipe?
I sure did and many thanks but I couldn't possibly let myself in charge of slicing a lemon im so weak could be a disaster "Dude, don't risk it! Can someone please help this poor man??? | |||
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"Time for my Lemsip ,Ali's not back yet and the kettle is miles away at least 12 steps.why cant my dogs use the kettle
Did you get my recipe?
I sure did and many thanks but I couldn't possibly let myself in charge of slicing a lemon im so weak could be a disaster
not too weak to type though...
man up..
um..sorry... "where as my dogs cant use a kettle they are clever enough to type for me | |||
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"Time for my Lemsip ,Ali's not back yet and the kettle is miles away at least 12 steps.why cant my dogs use the kettle
Did you get my recipe?
I sure did and many thanks but I couldn't possibly let myself in charge of slicing a lemon im so weak could be a disaster
not too weak to type though...
man up..
um..sorry... where as my dogs cant use a kettle they are clever enough to type for me "Fecking canines.. | |||
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" um..sorry... where as my dogs cant use a kettle they are clever enough to type for me "Awwww did ya get rid of your lemon slicing parakeet then? Bet you were sorry to see him go | |||
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"Ali's home ,im saved "He's alive... He's alive ... Stand down, panic over....move away now peeps ...job done | |||
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"Now that's just silly who's ever heard of a lemon slicing parrot "avast ye scurvy swarths or something | |||
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"Now that's just silly who's ever heard of a lemon slicing parrot
avast ye scurvy swarths or something" | |||
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"She got me a hot chocolate from costa and a curly wurly propa man flu items what a wifey" | |||
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"She got me a hot chocolate from costa and a curly wurly propa man flu items what a wifey"She's a keeper! | |||
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"Is he still alive ?? Was going to offer to take the mans temperature in my latex nurse dress " im still dying come quickly nurse | |||
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"Is he still alive ?? Was going to offer to take the mans temperature in my latex nurse dress im still dying come quickly nurse "you need a good brisk walk in cold night air in your flannellette pyjamas young man! | |||
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"Is he still alive ?? Was going to offer to take the mans temperature in my latex nurse dress im still dying come quickly nurse
you need a good brisk walk in cold night air in your flannellette pyjamas young man!"can I wear my Scooby doo onesie | |||
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