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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I may get slated for this but ah well, such is life and u have the right to my opinion.

This isn't a reflection on every bloke on here with a huge piece, but there are the ones you end up coming across (excuse the pun) that have a smarmy, arrogant, 'I am fucking god' look on their face because their cock is a tad bigger than the next guy.

I'm by no means small but Christ lads, if you think your going to do the complete job and do it well with nothing but your cock.... Have a word with yourself.

Again, not a reflection on everyone. Only some.

Rant over.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's a reflection on some as they stand by mirrors. Men often show their cock numerous times in their profile because they think that's what most women would like to see. They can't quite grasp (haha) the fact that most women are sexually aroused with their brain whereas men are much more visual. It tends to be those that have very little extra to offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it Thursday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it Thursday?"

Does it feel like a Thursday? Feels like a Tuesday to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blokes don't read profiles or forums, so unfortunately your plea will be largely ignored...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bang on.

It's just a tad boring.

My wife hates it, it's bad I know but if she sees a profile that has more 'Braggy' cock shots.... She laughs...

Take the hint fellas, get creative.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having said that, I do have a few cock shots of my own...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blokes don't read profiles or forums, so unfortunately your plea will be largely ignored..."

This kind of proves my point...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about us, err i mean the, arrogant 6'0 pricks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What about us, err i mean the, arrogant 6'0 pricks?"

And that makes sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His team must have lost lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Having said that, I do have a few cock shots of my own... "

Yeah but they are offset by a goodly selection of ones of £&££:8:&&....mrs pegs on nipples...CRIKEY!!!! I've been hacked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha.

Keep it coming fellas. Validating my original rant every time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having said that, I do have a few cock shots of my own...

Yeah but they are offset by a goodly selection of ones of £&££:8:&&....mrs pegs on nipples...CRIKEY!!!! I've been hacked! "

Ha. That's sod all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha.

Keep it coming fellas. Validating my original rant every time. "

In what respect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha.

Keep it coming fellas. Validating my original rant every time.

In what respect?"

That your so attached to your cock and the 'godliness' that encompasses....

Any other opinion other than 'amazing' is met with childish, immature comments such as his team must have lost...

Do I do I now have a right to an opinion? Or am I insulting some kind of underground cult that worships cocks bigger than I can even begin to comprehend...

Incidentally... My team haven't lost

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

I would like to defend a sizeable minority plus! on this site who simply want cock (without extra's such as good looks humour brains et ..

We can get the other stuff from our lovers.. More cock pics please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am attached to my 6pack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to defend a sizeable minority plus! on this site who simply want cock (without extra's such as good looks humour brains et ..

We can get the other stuff from our lovers.. More cock pics please. "

Then I stand corrected. Crack on lads.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Having said that, I do have a few cock shots of my own...

Yeah but they are offset by a goodly selection of ones of £&££:8:&&....mrs pegs on nipples...CRIKEY!!!! I've been hacked!

Ha. That's sod all. "

Pardon? It was a light hearted comment. I'm perfectly aware that pegs on nipples is quite mild, but was foolishly attempting a bit of forum based humour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am attached to my 6pack "

Lol.

If I had one... I probably would be as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am attached to my 6pack

Lol.

If I had one... I probably would be as well. "
lol yes its fun to have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having said that, I do have a few cock shots of my own...

Yeah but they are offset by a goodly selection of ones of £&££:8:&&....mrs pegs on nipples...CRIKEY!!!! I've been hacked!

Ha. That's sod all.

Pardon? It was a light hearted comment. I'm perfectly aware that pegs on nipples is quite mild, but was foolishly attempting a bit of forum based humour. "

Crossed wires dude. Your humour came across.

Mine didn't.

In all fairness, pegs on nipples is pretty tame for us.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I have 1 cock pic on my profile, and I'd say that about 2/3rds of my meets start with someone messaging me saying "Nice cock". So my cock pic stays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to defend a sizeable minority plus! on this site who simply want cock (without extra's such as good looks humour brains et ..

We can get the other stuff from our lovers.. More cock pics please.

Then I stand corrected. Crack on lads. "

lmao...I do love these threads....well I keep keep mine to a minimum lol....just one so can be gauged otherwise people will have to see for themselves lol

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys


"It's a reflection on some as they stand by mirrors. Men often show their cock numerous times in their profile because they think that's what most women would like to see. They can't quite grasp (haha) the fact that most women are sexually aroused with their brain whereas men are much more visual. It tends to be those that have very little extra to offer. "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I have 1 cock pic on my profile, and I'd say that about 2/3rds of my meets start with someone messaging me saying "Nice cock". So my cock pic stays "

How do you know they aren't lousy spellers saying 'Nike Sock'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it Thursday?

Does it feel like a Thursday? Feels like a Tuesday to me"

Damn I was sure it was Monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have 1 cock pic on my profile, and I'd say that about 2/3rds of my meets start with someone messaging me saying "Nice cock". So my cock pic stays "

I haven't said cock pics are a bad thing...

The ones with the faces attached that smirk as if they are God's gift to the opposite partner...

Well. It gives us a chuckle if nothing else.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"rs saying 'Nike Sock'? "

That explains why they keep saying just do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have 1 cock pic on my profile, and I'd say that about 2/3rds of my meets start with someone messaging me saying "Nice cock". So my cock pic stays

How do you know they aren't lousy spellers saying 'Nike Sock'? "

Ha! Worth a giggle! And very quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse!

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown


"I may get slated for this but ah well, such is life and u have the right to my opinion.

This isn't a reflection on every bloke on here with a huge piece, but there are the ones you end up coming across (excuse the pun) that have a smarmy, arrogant, 'I am fucking god' look on their face because their cock is a tad bigger than the next guy.

I'm by no means small but Christ lads, if you think your going to do the complete job and do it well with nothing but your cock.... Have a word with yourself.

Again, not a reflection on everyone. Only some.

Rant over. "
. Yawn yawn yawn is it bed time yet.

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Bit like when women have 7 shots if their arse in their gallery... I mean, come on, it's just one arse for Christ's sake! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may get slated for this but ah well, such is life and u have the right to my opinion.

This isn't a reflection on every bloke on here with a huge piece, but there are the ones you end up coming across (excuse the pun) that have a smarmy, arrogant, 'I am fucking god' look on their face because their cock is a tad bigger than the next guy.

I'm by no means small but Christ lads, if you think your going to do the complete job and do it well with nothing but your cock.... Have a word with yourself.

Again, not a reflection on everyone. Only some.

Rant over. . Yawn yawn yawn is it bed time yet. "

Feel free to go to bed fella.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

mostly guys with small cocks do the cock bashing thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit like when women have 7 shots if their arse in their gallery... I mean, come on, it's just one arse for Christ's sake! lol"

Aye, but it's generally a good arse.

And again, read the original post. If I said I have an issue with cock pics period, then slate me down and I'll accept it.

I didn't. So I won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mostly guys with small cocks do the cock bashing thing "

Most guys with a cock do the cock bashing thing.

If that makes sense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mostly guys with small cocks do the cock bashing thing "

Crack on, have a butchers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha.

Keep it coming fellas. Validating my original rant every time.

In what respect?

That your so attached to your cock and the 'godliness' that encompasses....

Any other opinion other than 'amazing' is met with childish, immature comments such as his team must have lost...

Do I do I now have a right to an opinion? Or am I insulting some kind of underground cult that worships cocks bigger than I can even begin to comprehend...

Incidentally... My team haven't lost "

I am physically attached to my cock, but that is where it starts and ends.

And it's average / small depending on your viewpoint.

I took all the other comments as banter, so was confused about where you were going with this.

If you were saying all blokes are egotistical cock wavers, then fair enough. I could be wrong, but you have had too many blokes being pushy (annoying I know) waving their monsters about. It looks a little like you are reading into comments what you want to read...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met many guys with big cocks and they more than live up to their claims.....I say carry on guys!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha.

Keep it coming fellas. Validating my original rant every time.

In what respect?

That your so attached to your cock and the 'godliness' that encompasses....

Any other opinion other than 'amazing' is met with childish, immature comments such as his team must have lost...

Do I do I now have a right to an opinion? Or am I insulting some kind of underground cult that worships cocks bigger than I can even begin to comprehend...

Incidentally... My team haven't lost

I am physically attached to my cock, but that is where it starts and ends.

And it's average / small depending on your viewpoint.

I took all the other comments as banter, so was confused about where you were going with this.

If you were saying all blokes are egotistical cock wavers, then fair enough. I could be wrong, but you have had too many blokes being pushy (annoying I know) waving their monsters about. It looks a little like you are reading into comments what you want to read..."

Take every word I say with a pinch of salt. I have no real issue that affects me deeply with anything that I do online.

I tend to go off on a tangent all the time it's just who I am...

Probably because I have little willy issues lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may get slated for this but ah well, such is life and u have the right to my opinion.

This isn't a reflection on every bloke on here with a huge piece, but there are the ones you end up coming across (excuse the pun) that have a smarmy, arrogant, 'I am fucking god' look on their face because their cock is a tad bigger than the next guy.

I'm by no means small but Christ lads, if you think your going to do the complete job and do it well with nothing but your cock.... Have a word with yourself.

Again, not a reflection on everyone. Only some.

Rant over. "
you live fairly close to me! I'm wondering if it's the same couple of guys lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may get slated for this but ah well, such is life and u have the right to my opinion.

This isn't a reflection on every bloke on here with a huge piece, but there are the ones you end up coming across (excuse the pun) that have a smarmy, arrogant, 'I am fucking god' look on their face because their cock is a tad bigger than the next guy.

I'm by no means small but Christ lads, if you think your going to do the complete job and do it well with nothing but your cock.... Have a word with yourself.

Again, not a reflection on everyone. Only some.

Rant over. you live fairly close to me! I'm wondering if it's the same couple of guys lol "

It's nobody in particular. Purely a generalisation of the minority.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've ever received a large cock photo accompanied by a smug face pic Am I missing out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is cute. It has a personality too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think I've ever received a large cock photo accompanied by a smug face pic Am I missing out? "

I'm sure you will shortly...

Lads... Help the lady out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I've ever received a large cock photo accompanied by a smug face pic Am I missing out?

I'm sure you will shortly...

Lads... Help the lady out "

Noooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha.

Keep it coming fellas. Validating my original rant every time.

In what respect?

That your so attached to your cock and the 'godliness' that encompasses....

Any other opinion other than 'amazing' is met with childish, immature comments such as his team must have lost...

Do I do I now have a right to an opinion? Or am I insulting some kind of underground cult that worships cocks bigger than I can even begin to comprehend...

Incidentally... My team haven't lost

I am physically attached to my cock, but that is where it starts and ends.

And it's average / small depending on your viewpoint.

I took all the other comments as banter, so was confused about where you were going with this.

If you were saying all blokes are egotistical cock wavers, then fair enough. I could be wrong, but you have had too many blokes being pushy (annoying I know) waving their monsters about. It looks a little like you are reading into comments what you want to read...

Take every word I say with a pinch of salt. I have no real issue that affects me deeply with anything that I do online.

I tend to go off on a tangent all the time it's just who I am...

Probably because I have little willy issues lol"

I just have a little willy

No offence taken buddy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think I've ever received a large cock photo accompanied by a smug face pic Am I missing out? "

C. P Cabafy... That's pretty intense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I've ever received a large cock photo accompanied by a smug face pic Am I missing out? "

and cue the inpouring of cock shots lol....and I refuse to be first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I've ever received a large cock photo accompanied by a smug face pic Am I missing out?

I'm sure you will shortly...

Lads... Help the lady out

Noooooo!! "

Yeeees: you know it was a request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs this is a sex site, people on here generally want sex so therefore most want to see pics of the pussy, arse, tits or dare I say cock they are going to get their chops around, for those that don't their is pof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the right place to find a cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I've ever received a large cock photo accompanied by a smug face pic Am I missing out?

I'm sure you will shortly...

Lads... Help the lady out "

...so how many cock-pic messages have you received since this post? Need any more ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the right place to find a cock? "

Would you like a smug grin with that cock or a simple grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've sent her some, who else has, her photo's are well worth a look too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the right place to find a cock?

Would you like a smug grin with that cock or a simple grin "

Smug or simple?

Underwhelmed with the choices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pure honeypot your pics are really hot too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've sent her some, who else has, her photo's are well worth a look too "

Ha ha, i've arranged a personal viewing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pure honeypot your pics are really hot too"

Ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I've ever received a large cock photo accompanied by a smug face pic Am I missing out?

I'm sure you will shortly...

Lads... Help the lady out

...so how many cock-pic messages have you received since this post? Need any more ? "

Repeat: NOT A REQUEST!

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By *exyhornycplCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

i know this post has been hijacked by the pics of cock debate, but i have to agree with the orginal theme,just spent time trying to make this point to a guy which obvs went completley over his head and although i tried to tell him in a friendly way resulted in me getting blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've sent her some, who else has, her photo's are well worth a look too "

You missed the crucial smug face though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what pics would you none cock pic people like to see then, enlighten us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the right place to find a cock? "

there's plenty in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why Men get worked up about their size, You cant change it so just work with what you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have my cock on public. Enjoy - i'm in a naughty mood tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy has a huge cock and wants to fuck me then he can be as smarmy and arrogant as he wants!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"If a guy has a huge cock and wants to fuck me then he can be as smarmy and arrogant as he wants!!!"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may get slated for this but ah well, such is life and u have the right to my opinion.

This isn't a reflection on every bloke on here with a huge piece, but there are the ones you end up coming across (excuse the pun) that have a smarmy, arrogant, 'I am fucking god' look on their face because their cock is a tad bigger than the next guy.

I'm by no means small but Christ lads, if you think your going to do the complete job and do it well with nothing but your cock.... Have a word with yourself.

Again, not a reflection on everyone. Only some.

Rant over. "

Penis envy?

Why does another blokes cock and how you perceive he thinks about it bother you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cock pictures, I'd like some pictures on the flop and with wind in the sail please. Oh and handsome faces too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may get slated for this but ah well, such is life and u have the right to my opinion.

This isn't a reflection on every bloke on here with a huge piece, but there are the ones you end up coming across (excuse the pun) that have a smarmy, arrogant, 'I am fucking god' look on their face because their cock is a tad bigger than the next guy.

I'm by no means small but Christ lads, if you think your going to do the complete job and do it well with nothing but your cock.... Have a word with yourself.

Again, not a reflection on everyone. Only some.

Rant over.

Penis envy?

Why does another blokes cock and how you perceive he thinks about it bother you?

"

I have nothing to be envious of.

I have what I have and I know how to use it.

I thought this thread had died last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs this is a sex site, people on here generally want sex so therefore most want to see pics of the pussy, arse, tits or dare I say cock they are going to get their chops around, for those that don't their is pof"

It a swingers site.

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