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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The forums will probably be quiet tonight as miss cheeky is hosting a party in brum

Shall we have our own party

Music is on

What your drinking ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The forums will probably be quiet tonight as miss cheeky is hosting a party in brum

Shall we have our own party

Music is on

What your drinking ??? "

Count me in...just a beer for now. Whats yours?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Just a small glass of prosecco for me please - got an early drive in the morning.

Are there any nibbles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a....oh no wait I'm going to the party

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I have disaramo and sour mix its lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PG Tips please

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Large white wine thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havana club and for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a....oh no wait I'm going to the party

Get out, you're barred!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a....oh no wait I'm going to the party

The doors that way. --------------------

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Ooh, I fancy a really hoppy cold pale ale.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The forums will probably be quiet tonight as miss cheeky is hosting a party in brum

Shall we have our own party

Music is on

What your drinking ???

Count me in...just a beer for now. Whats yours? "

I've got to collect family from the train station soon but will be back

Glass of rose

Nimbles. Anyone. Cheesy footballs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just popping out to get fish and chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black cherry bulmers please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny lion not good enough for you posh types ? Ha

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Keep it down, trying to sleep here you noisy fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm truly fucked from rugby. Though I'm enjoying this glass of vin blanc in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness please...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Keep it down, trying to sleep here you noisy fuckers. "

But you get a whole extra hour tonight! Why so early to bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to collect family from the train station soon but will be back

Glass of rose

Nimbles. Anyone. Cheesy footballs. "

We can all play tricks for when you get back...I'll start with putting cling film over the loo, and I'll also see if I can work out the attraction of taking cock shots in the vicinity

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well I'm ready for a pint, do you have any dry cider

*sprays copious amounts of Lynx under armpits due to not having had a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a bottle of wine last night and still recovering,can't we have sex instead?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I've got to collect family from the train station soon but will be back

Glass of rose

Nimbles. Anyone. Cheesy footballs.

We can all play tricks for when you get back...I'll start with putting cling film over the loo, and I'll also see if I can work out the attraction of taking cock shots in the vicinity

Let's have a quick snoop for inappropriate props for rude pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a bottle of wine last night and still recovering,can't we have sex instead?"

Best idea all night

Kit off everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill just sit in the corner and watch the talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm ready for a pint, do you have any dry cider

*sprays copious amounts of Lynx under armpits due to not having had a shower "

it's the only way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a crap week so if there's a single malt on offer?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm advertising for a meet, but at mo my evening will be Doctor Who and Warcraft...

I know how to paaaaarty

PS, mines a Baileys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm truly fucked from rugby. Though I'm enjoying this glass of vin blanc in the bath.

Me too , to both!!

Although I play touch..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking of running around naked. Anyone want to join me?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'm very tempted to break open the small bottle of bison grass vodka i bought on the way home from turkey last week but i always share my special vodkas with my mate and she is away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Streak ! Whoop . . Lets do this

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm thinking of running around naked. Anyone want to join me?"

If it's naked running can I hold onto my boobs to avoid injury please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of running around naked. Anyone want to join me?

If it's naked running can I hold onto my boobs to avoid injury please?"

I'm taping mine down,I like to flail my arms during naked running

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"i'm very tempted to break open the small bottle of bison grass vodka i bought on the way home from turkey last week but i always share my special vodkas with my mate and she is away

Zubrówka?

ace

go on open it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm truly fucked from rugby. Though I'm enjoying this glass of vin blanc in the bath.

Me too , to both!!

Although I play touch..

I try to play touch but the bigger boys want more!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of running around naked. Anyone want to join me?

If it's naked running can I hold onto my boobs to avoid injury please?"

You should have full use of your arms and hands if your running, you may trip. I'll hold those for you.

Oooooof think I've been spiked, with shots in my beer....getting brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a large vodka here and then im going to the horny lion for a large one there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home alone and I'm on the Cabernet Sauvignon. I'd have settled for a cider but it's all I've got

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"i'm very tempted to break open the small bottle of bison grass vodka i bought on the way home from turkey last week but i always share my special vodkas with my mate and she is away

I've been told that's good vodka. Must get some for Chrimbo.

Sherlock is on BBC3 in 40 mins so its me, a bottle of sloe gin, and Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones. Mmmmmmm....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i'm very tempted to break open the small bottle of bison grass vodka i bought on the way home from turkey last week but i always share my special vodkas with my mate and she is away

Zubrówka?

ace

go on open it!

nah, grasovka. it has i bit of bison grass actually in it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of running around naked. Anyone want to join me?

If it's naked running can I hold onto my boobs to avoid injury please?"

I'm a gentleman, allow me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of running around naked. Anyone want to join me?"

Almost did a naked run in the summer at London Zoo, but tend to stick to naked cycling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of running around naked. Anyone want to join me?

Almost did a naked run in the summer at London Zoo, but tend to stick to naked cycling..."

Ouchie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on the sofa, with wine, gone commando

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah CW. . You sexy folks. Seen you around. Nice to finally hook up. Shall a get you a wine ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of running around naked. Anyone want to join me?

Almost did a naked run in the summer at London Zoo, but tend to stick to naked cycling..."

Was that an official run? What about the poor animals??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill just sit in the corner and watch the talent

That's what I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of running around naked. Anyone want to join me?

Almost did a naked run in the summer at London Zoo, but tend to stick to naked cycling...

Ouchie

There's a picture of me outside buckingham palace naked, sadly can't upload it too here - does take some 'careful' positioning though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of running around naked. Anyone want to join me?

Almost did a naked run in the summer at London Zoo, but tend to stick to naked cycling...

Ouchie

There's a picture of me outside buckingham palace naked, sadly can't upload it too here - does take some 'careful' positioning though!"

And some gently massage afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PG Tips please

Can I sit next to you with my brew? Kate can share my donuts if she wants.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Well I'm ready for a pint, do you have any dry cider

*sprays copious amounts of Lynx under armpits due to not having had a shower

it's the only way!! "

A true gent indeed, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PG Tips please

Can I sit next to you with my brew? Kate can share my donuts if she wants. "

Mmmmm donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PG Tips please

Can I sit next to you with my brew? Kate can share my donuts if she wants. "

Of course

can I lick the sugar off your fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on the sofa, with wine, gone commando

Works best with a very short skirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PG Tips please

Can I sit next to you with my brew? Kate can share my donuts if she wants.

Of course

can I lick the sugar off your fingers?"

Only on one hand. My other is offering Ms Honeypot a donut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Keep it down, trying to sleep here you noisy fuckers.

But you get a whole extra hour tonight! Why so early to bed?"

Bastard long and tedious shift tomorrow and being a night owl normally, it sucks. Oh to be 18 again and thrive on four hours sleep a night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm truly fucked from rugby. Though I'm enjoying this glass of vin blanc in the bath.

Me too , to both!!

Although I play touch..

I try to play touch but the bigger boys want more!!

They let me funnily enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on the sofa, with wine, gone commando

Works best with a very short skirt

"
we meet again naughty girl. . Didn't i just give you a lovely massage in the Horny Lion ?

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

It would appear that plenty people aren't at the party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just popping out to get fish and chips"
make sure there,s vinegar on mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The forums will probably be quiet tonight as miss cheeky is hosting a party in brum

Shall we have our own party

Music is on

What your drinking ??? "

Party? What party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not at the party so I'll spend the evening with you lovely folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh, I fancy a really hoppy cold pale ale."

You should try Ysgawen. Beautiful hoppy pale ale. Xx

Im on the wine (birthday left overs) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not at the party so I'll spend the evening with you lovely folks

What's a concrete cow?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm not at the party so I'll spend the evening with you lovely folks

What's a concrete cow?"

He lives near Milton Keynes, which is known for its concrete cows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At the station

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

make mine a milky coffee while i route round in cupboards to make us some goodies

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By *r and mrs willingCouple
over a year ago

SOUTH WEST & WALES

I'd like a mojito please - properly mixed - none of those kit form thingies !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not at the party so I'll spend the evening with you lovely folks

What's a concrete cow?

He lives near Milton Keynes, which is known for its concrete cows."
Mooooooooo..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just cooked pizza and have loads of choccies. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not at the party so I'll spend the evening with you lovely folks

What's a concrete cow?

He lives near Milton Keynes, which is known for its concrete cows."

Yep as you say, they are cows and they are made of concrete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on the sofa, with wine, gone commando

Works best with a very short skirt

we meet again naughty girl. . Didn't i just give you a lovely massage in the Horny Lion ? "

I waited for you naked on the table but you buggered off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of running around naked. Anyone want to join me?"

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure my daughter would appreciate me running round naked. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not at the party so I'll spend the evening with you lovely folks

What's a concrete cow?

He lives near Milton Keynes, which is known for its concrete cows."

Thank you. Never heard of Milton Keynes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any Jack Daniels honey ?? Lol

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Diet for me pls, I'm driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have thought there are more people not at the party than at the party......I fancy a rum and now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got any Jack Daniels honey ?? Lol"

Don't call me honey !

Back from the station run

Glass of rose and some kettle chips

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

I have a pale ale on the go with a nice custard vape and the darts on the TV and clash of clans on the iPad ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nibbles are laid out across my heaving breasts. Help yourselves

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"Nibbles are laid out across my heaving breasts. Help yourselves

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

May I have another pint please, all the barstaff at The Randy Lion seem to have gone unlos or are shagging the punters and the landlord appears somewhat confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have another pint please, all the barstaff at The Randy Lion seem to have gone unlos or are shagging the punters and the landlord appears somewhat confused

Of course sir !! Xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nibbles are laid out across my heaving breasts. Help yourselves

I'll nibble & nuzzle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nibbles are laid out across my heaving breasts. Help yourselves

I'll nibble & nuzzle

They are very sensitive. But please help yourself

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

quiet night in with a _oddy and orange the telly and lap top. Much the same most weekends really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 6 pints, a kebab and half a harvey wallbanger I think I'll doze off soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Havana club and for me please

you can't mix Havana Club with ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic please for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finishing off my duty free Grey Goose vodka with some chilled apple juice, that'll do me

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