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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello all

I hope all is well with you all in swingland!

In an attempt to gain more success with the opposite sex

Can anyone tell me the best chat up line they have used or had used on them?

Answers on a postcard please!

James X (Obi)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyy bby, u wan sum fuk??????

Works 60% of the time, every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hear about the ten ton polar bear

It normally breaks the ice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put my thing in your thing please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hear about the ten ton polar bear

It normally breaks the ice!"

Heard it? I slept with her for 3 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you wanna go halfies on a bastard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.

A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.

A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever."

I like it...filed for future reference lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.

A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.

I like it...filed for future reference lol"

Hope it works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that worked on me at college (which 20 years on I still remember)

a girl who I didn't know walked up to me in the library, a little too much into my personal space, looked me in the eye and said "you have something I want", held my gaze and walked off.

I met up with her the next college night out and we went out for a few months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a work colleague who once said to me, you are a lovely guy, just I don't think it would work out. Then she snogged me. Mind fecked for weeks afterwards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.

A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.

I like it...filed for future reference lol

Hope it works.

"

I'll let you know

When you next on a night out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.

A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.

I like it...filed for future reference lol

Hope it works.

I'll let you know

When you next on a night out? "

Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.

A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.

I like it...filed for future reference lol

Hope it works.

I'll let you know

When you next on a night out?

Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.

"

Bonus

Now just to get to Chorley;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.

A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.

I like it...filed for future reference lol

Hope it works.

I'll let you know

When you next on a night out?

Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.

Bonus

Now just to get to Chorley;-) "

Lol. Or me get to Blackpool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.

A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.

I like it...filed for future reference lol

Hope it works.

I'll let you know

When you next on a night out?

Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.

Bonus

Now just to get to Chorley;-)

Lol. Or me get to Blackpool? "

Mmmm that's a thought...starts plotting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.

A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.

I like it...filed for future reference lol

Hope it works.

I'll let you know

When you next on a night out?

Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.

Bonus

Now just to get to Chorley;-)

Lol. Or me get to Blackpool?

Mmmm that's a thought...starts plotting "

Might do sometime.

Am being serious. You seem alright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.

A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.

I like it...filed for future reference lol

Hope it works.

I'll let you know

When you next on a night out?

Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.

Bonus

Now just to get to Chorley;-)

Lol. Or me get to Blackpool?

Mmmm that's a thought...starts plotting

Might do sometime.

Am being serious. You seem alright."

I'd like that, and thank you will say...if I'd not had a whisky I'd have come to you if you'd fancied meeting up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.

A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.

I like it...filed for future reference lol

Hope it works.

I'll let you know

When you next on a night out?

Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.

Bonus

Now just to get to Chorley;-)

Lol. Or me get to Blackpool?

Mmmm that's a thought...starts plotting

Might do sometime.

Am being serious. You seem alright.

I'd like that, and thank you will say...if I'd not had a whisky I'd have come to you if you'd fancied meeting up "

Lol, thought my chat up line was awful, but it worked...

Glad it did though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.

A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.

I like it...filed for future reference lol

Hope it works.

I'll let you know

When you next on a night out?

Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.

Bonus

Now just to get to Chorley;-)

Lol. Or me get to Blackpool?

Mmmm that's a thought...starts plotting

Might do sometime.

Am being serious. You seem alright.

I'd like that, and thank you will say...if I'd not had a whisky I'd have come to you if you'd fancied meeting up

Lol, thought my chat up line was awful, but it worked...

Glad it did though..."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I put my thing in your thing please?"

Hahahaha. Politeness is always a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not for me.- I said it

Greatest fuck ever!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck always seems to work on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I flip a coin what's the chances of me getting head?

Made me laugh and he got head a few hours later lol

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By *lueeyedscouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oi girl i hope you got house insurance because in gona smash your bk door in .....

how do you like your eggs in the morning ??? Fertilised ..

or my own one unique to me and maybee a few others ...

oi girl do you wanaa make Pinocchio sneeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna play the police drugs raid game????

What's that???

The one where I smash your back doors in

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

so far the number on the beer mat seems to have worked best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can honestly say i have never used a chat up line on anyone. Mainly because I never chat anyone up with a view to fucking them.

But If I were would probably say

Hi my name is (insert name here) I have been watching you for a while and must say that you are the most beautiful woman I have seen for a very long time.

Can I buy you a drink so we can discuss what you want me to make you for breakfast?

Then walk away crying from the rejection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mrs slags me for a story I told her about a girl I met at a club the same month I met the mrs

I liked her tattoos and simply said , hi there , I really like your tattoos , have they any meaning?

Ended up getting a run home by her mate as we played in the back of the car.

I liked the girl and as soon as they drove away I noticed that I had not left my number or took hers........as I said met the mrs in the same month and the rest is history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never used lines really, but several amuse me. The weekend at Bernies line of

"You know what would look good on you?

ME!"

Must work, right?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Well after last night walking around in a fat scary clown outfit with clown shoes gets loads of the ladys coming over............loads of kisses

I must be a really ugly fucker in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mongo like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat you've pulled

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I'm sorry I never have sex on a first date ! Works a treat

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all

I hope all is well with you all in swingland!

In an attempt to gain more success with the opposite sex

Can anyone tell me the best chat up line they have used or had used on them?

Answers on a postcard please!

James X (Obi) "

Just be honest comment on someones profile make it personal or thats what I was told I get more replies that way though.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what was that loud bang? Must have been an angel falling to Earth cos here you are...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what was that loud bang? Must have been an angel falling to Earth cos here you are...lol"

they calling you satan?

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By *aul100Man
over a year ago

blackburn

How u doin (works for joey) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a padded headboard, I prefer safe sex....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a beautifully body, would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is a lovely dress, but it would look better on my bedroom floor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me Have you got a pen ?

Her. Yes

Me Well get back in it Yer fat pig

Now you realise why I am single

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Get your coat you've pulled"

I'll get your coat.....you've pulled a gentlemen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're into being slapped this one always works a treat!

I bet your fanny is called Jasmin

(Why)

Cos it's always got Aladdin

(Que slap)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me Have you got a pen ?

Her. Yes

Me Well get back in it Yer fat pig

Now you realise why I am single "
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

My name may not be Elmo but you can tickle me any time. - that worked as well

Luck your finger, touch her arm and then say "lets get you out these wet clothes"

* shout * FAT PENGUIN ! Now were have broken the ice, my names... Can I get you a drink?

Bugs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are you the lady I'm looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a crash helmet? Because you're going through the headboard tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one needs a coin....

Heads: A Kiss

Tails: A Drink

Best of 3....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got a crash helmet? Because you're going through the headboard tonight. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. Hey are you 2 sisters ?

Them .. Yes we are

Me .. Where's cinderella

I really need to try a new approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here are luv there's 60p for phone tell your parents your not going home tonight lol

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