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My bananna is too big.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just bought one of those bananna boxes but the bananas I've got are too big for it.

I may just take an apple out instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've the same trouble with condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've the same trouble with condoms "

They have started making condoms for the smaller man so you should be ok. You don't have to be embarrassed asking for them at the chemist. We can't all be blessed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've the same trouble with condoms

They have started making condoms for the smaller man so you should be ok. You don't have to be embarrassed asking for them at the chemist. We can't all be blessed. "

Ouch lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

cut your banana in half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just bought one of those bananna boxes but the bananas I've got are too big for it.

I may just take an apple out instead. "

How does it work if your banana is too curved or too straight? Whose vision of the perfect banana is it catering for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will an apple fit in a bananana box?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will an apple fit in a bananana box?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just bought one of those bananna boxes but the bananas I've got are too big for it.

I may just take an apple out instead.

How does it work if your banana is too curved or too straight? Whose vision of the perfect banana is it catering for? "

A small not very curved one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got an avocado box , some cocks I've seen would fit in it perfectly .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got an avocado box , some cocks I've seen would fit in it perfectly . "

Would an apple fit in it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way to find out..tell us how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got an avocado box , some cocks I've seen would fit in it perfectly .

Would an apple fit in it ?"

If it's shaped like a pear, yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got an avocado box , some cocks I've seen would fit in it perfectly .

Would an apple fit in it ?

If it's shaped like a pear, yes! "

I don't have any pears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope this gets resolved before I go to bed tonight. I don't like cliff hangers. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope this gets resolved before I go to bed tonight. I don't like cliff hangers. x"

I've put some grapes in the bananna box. Seems to be working well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope this gets resolved before I go to bed tonight. I don't like cliff hangers. x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope this gets resolved before I go to bed tonight. I don't like cliff hangers. x

I've put some grapes in the bananna box. Seems to be working well. "

I shall dream of your grapes.

Hang on... is thread about BadNanna's box? I'm so innocent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will an apple fit in a bananana box?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just bought one of those bananna boxes but the bananas I've got are too big for it.

I may just take an apple out instead.

How does it work if your banana is too curved or too straight? Whose vision of the perfect banana is it catering for?

A small not very curved one. "

Hmm, wouldn't be my first choice....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive yet to see a banana box with a banana that fits in it

Never seen one used as a sex toy on here either,they must be the wrong shape for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive yet to see a banana box with a banana that fits in it

Never seen one used as a sex toy on here either,they must be the wrong shape for everything "

Just about the only thing I haven't seen used as a prop....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cut your banana in half "

Yes cut the banana in half,two halves make a whole,and put the other half in the hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've the same trouble with condoms

They have started making condoms for the smaller man so you should be ok. You don't have to be embarrassed asking for them at the chemist. We can't all be blessed. "

You've made me chuckle!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you try some chocolate fingers in your banana box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a bananito they are small enough to fit in the banana box lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marigolds are great you can just cut the fingers off to size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've the same trouble with condoms "

They now do condoms in three sizes:

Small

Medium

Liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana has a thick skin (unlike some of the people on here) why does it need to go in a plastic box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A banana has a thick skin (unlike some of the people on here) why does it need to go in a plastic box"

Stop it going off and getting brown marks all over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat it

On a seperate note - which end do you peel a banana from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea what you people are talking about????

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