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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll start with

A sweaty crack

Over to you

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Cat sick.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smart arse

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

To find a worm in the bottom of their soup bowl.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Cat sick.

A"

or when the cat shat on the mat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll start with

A sweaty crack

Over to you "

I beg to differ

I know of quite a few people who love 'man smells', sweaty cracks included

Each to their own I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dog shit on my shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog poo on your shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dog shit on my shoes."

snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel Farage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A turd in a swimming pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Hopkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbing their toe

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"dog shit on my shoes."
sand then on pedals in your car where it bakes on due to the heater yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee cream sweets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"coffee cream sweets?"

my favourite

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Estate agents?

A

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Bad breath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you open your kit-Kat and find it broken in bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers morgan smarmy bastard lol

Waking up before alarm ffs

Mundane chats about fuck all

Ummmm im sure theres more will come back to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"coffee cream sweets?

my favourite "

argumentative people

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Piers morgan smarmy bastard lol

Waking up before alarm ffs

Mundane chats about fuck all

Ummmm im sure theres more will come back to it lol"

Mundane chats about fuck all are awesome!!

A

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

No one likes it when your wiping your bum and you break the paper with the tip of your finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ebola...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hair stuck in the back of your throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ed Milliband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/10/14 09:35:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stepping on a dead mouse your cat brought in, barefoot.

Waiting in waiting rooms - dull as ditchwater sometimes, although sometimes people watching is entertaining.

Providing a wee sample - ever tried getting it in that tiny tube they give you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finding a turd unflushed in the loo at work "

Edited typo

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

a turd in a jakuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iranian law...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finding a turd unflushed in the loo at work

Edited typo"

The first version - I thought it was a way of watering it more cheaply !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"coffee cream sweets?

my favourite

argumentative people "

Well they are my fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitting your head on the shelf as standing up after picking up something from the floor. Ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finding a turd unflushed in the loo at work

Edited typo"

Finding skid marks in the toilets everyday...single...day at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skid marks on underpants

Dog Farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys - allegedly! * said with tongue firmly in cheek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single guys - allegedly! * said with tongue firmly in cheek! "

You'd be lost without us (hope)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parking Wardens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Litter bugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dieting. Bring on the bacon sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little paper cut. Looks like nothing, hurts like buggery!

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By *ob_daslerMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Smelly vaginas

Someone had to say it

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Smelly vaginas

Someone had to say it

"

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Running out of biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mondays .

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Forgetting to change your clock and getting up an hour earlier than you have too!!!!

Brum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cameron or clegg (that's all the party leaders mentioned) lol

Forgetting what you were going to type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having nowhere to put that spare arm when having a cuddle on bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A fart in a crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting out of bed,unless it's to catch a plane out of here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vein in their hotdog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car parking ticket.... The b@st@rd ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hangovers

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Slugs,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gristle in a chicken sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piers morgan smarmy bastard lol

Waking up before alarm ffs

Mundane chats about fuck all

Ummmm im sure theres more will come back to it lol

Mundane chats about fuck all are awesome!!

A"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smelly vaginas

Someone had to say it

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "

Point proved lol, seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sediment at the bottom of hot chocolate. yeek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men: helmet cheese (except their own)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It when you're dunking a biscuit in a hot drink and it breaks and falls in

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

... Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping in the wet patch haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reserve fuel light

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The disappointment of not winning the lottery

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Halitosis.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

being slated for getting binary numbers wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hypocrites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment it's Twitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheesy forskin

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