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Reasons for not wanting another date with them......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Help yourselves:

1. I have to floss my cat.

2. The man on television told me to stay tuned.

3. I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.

4. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

5. I'm in training to be a household pest.

6. I'm attending the opening of my garage door.

7. I'm sand blasting my oven.

8. I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.

9. I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.

10. I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.

11. I'm having all my plants neutered.

12. I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

13. I have to study for a blood test.

14. Sorry I'm gay and you are not.

15. I'm sorry, I have to rotate the laces on all of my shoes.

16. I'm washing the sofa.

17. I tripped over an ant and broke my leg.

18. I have to stay home and give my goldfish a bath.

19. I'm going to be playing with my mental blocks.

20. I have to wax the driveway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be using all the above in the future thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about I have Leprosy in my Nudger so can't play anymore

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

1 - Sorry you bore the life out of me and I am too young to die.

2 - Sorry I am busy that night meeting someone interesting.

3 - I can't afford to meet you again. It cost me £165 in therapy to have our last meeting removed from my memory and I'm trying to save for my holiday.

4 - Sorry I can't meet again... you remind me too much of my father in bed.

5 - If I say 'yes' will you promise not to turn up?

6 - lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.... NO!

7 - I'd love to be able to say 'yes' but I'd sooner lick a tramp's piles.

8 - I am sorry I only do one sympathy meet per year.

9 - Sorry I can't meet you, I have plans... I plan to:

- only meet good looking people

- only meet people who have a personality

- only meet people who know how to use soap

10 - Sorry, you appear to have me confused with someone who looked interested the first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 - Sorry you bore the life out of me and I am too young to die.

2 - Sorry I am busy that night meeting someone interesting.

3 - I can't afford to meet you again. It cost me £165 in therapy to have our last meeting removed from my memory and I'm trying to save for my holiday.

4 - Sorry I can't meet again... you remind me too much of my father in bed.

5 - If I say 'yes' will you promise not to turn up?

6 - lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.... NO!

7 - I'd love to be able to say 'yes' but I'd sooner lick a tramp's piles.

8 - I am sorry I only do one sympathy meet per year.

9 - Sorry I can't meet you, I have plans... I plan to:

- only meet good looking people

- only meet people who have a personality

- only meet people who know how to use soap

10 - Sorry, you appear to have me confused with someone who looked interested the first time."

these ones would be more to the truth

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

my mother told someone that she was giving him up for lent...lol....cold...but glad she did because it was so that she could go out with my dad...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't make me cum

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By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee


"my mother told someone that she was giving him up for lent...lol....cold...but glad she did because it was so that she could go out with my dad...lol"
Wot about im sorry but i just lost my penis in a horrific industrial accident.im goin in to surgery as we speak.but if op is succsesful i will get back to u as soon as the stitches are removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21. We locked you in the coffin for later

* sits on coffin lid * nobody can hear your screams Greykitten hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some new glasses and didn't realise you were that ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 - Sorry you bore the life out of me and I am too young to die.

2 - Sorry I am busy that night meeting someone interesting.

3 - I can't afford to meet you again. It cost me £165 in therapy to have our last meeting removed from my memory and I'm trying to save for my holiday.

4 - Sorry I can't meet again... you remind me too much of my father in bed.

5 - If I say 'yes' will you promise not to turn up?

6 - lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.... NO!

7 - I'd love to be able to say 'yes' but I'd sooner lick a tramp's piles.

8 - I am sorry I only do one sympathy meet per year.

9 - Sorry I can't meet you, I have plans... I plan to:

- only meet good looking people

- only meet people who have a personality

- only meet people who know how to use soap

10 - Sorry, you appear to have me confused with someone who looked interested the first time.

these ones would be more to the truth "

Awwwwwwwww who said those to you mal ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help yourselves:

1. I have to floss my cat.

2. The man on television told me to stay tuned.

3. I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.

4. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

5. I'm in training to be a household pest.

6. I'm attending the opening of my garage door.

7. I'm sand blasting my oven.

8. I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.

9. I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.

10. I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.

11. I'm having all my plants neutered.

12. I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

13. I have to study for a blood test.

14. Sorry I'm gay and you are not.

15. I'm sorry, I have to rotate the laces on all of my shoes.

16. I'm washing the sofa.

17. I tripped over an ant and broke my leg.

18. I have to stay home and give my goldfish a bath.

19. I'm going to be playing with my mental blocks.

20. I have to wax the driveway.

"

so many good ideas :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"21. We locked you in the coffin for later

* sits on coffin lid * nobody can hear your screams Greykitten hehe "

that would scare me for life :P:P

btw great new pics x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hi and thanks for getting in touch and asking to meet up again. I remember the Tuesday we met to have a chat over a coffee. I remember your eyes were striking in the dim lit coffee shop. You were polite and pulled out my chair for me and I remember my first impression was thinking what a gentleman you were. We talked for two hours about our lives and our loves, music, films and some saucy tales from our time on the site. You opened your heart to me and shared the reasons your last relationship broke down and as I walked away back to my car I reflected on our conversation and thought "what a cunt".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, thanks for your message regarding our meet last Tuesday in a coffee shop. I thought it was a good place to meet to make you feel safe, and I'm pleased that you turned up having made an effort to look well groomed. It was a real pleasure to discover that you could hold a decent conversion too. It's just a shame your fucking arse was so big.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Hi, thanks for your message regarding our meet last Tuesday in a coffee shop. I thought it was a good place to meet to make you feel safe, and I'm pleased that you turned up having made an effort to look well groomed. It was a real pleasure to discover that you could hold a decent conversion too. It's just a shame your fucking arse was so big."

You bastard... I nearly choked on my fag laughing at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"21. We locked you in the coffin for later

* sits on coffin lid * nobody can hear your screams Greykitten hehe "

"let me out, pleeease, i promise to be good"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, thanks for your message regarding our meet last Tuesday in a coffee shop. I thought it was a good place to meet to make you feel safe, and I'm pleased that you turned up having made an effort to look well groomed. It was a real pleasure to discover that you could hold a decent conversion too. It's just a shame your fucking arse was so big.

You bastard... I nearly choked on my fag laughing at that "

I thought that would tickle your fancy, as yours did with me. Same time next week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry your the wrong sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry your the wrong species

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry feeling a bit low today just got my HIV test results back,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry feeling a bit low today just got my HIV test results back,

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwwwwwww who said those to you mal ??"

haha, funny enough the same peeps who said it to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 - Sorry you bore the life out of me and I am too young to die.

2 - Sorry I am busy that night meeting someone interesting.

3 - I can't afford to meet you again. It cost me £165 in therapy to have our last meeting removed from my memory and I'm trying to save for my holiday.

4 - Sorry I can't meet again... you remind me too much of my father in bed.

5 - If I say 'yes' will you promise not to turn up?

6 - lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.... NO!

7 - I'd love to be able to say 'yes' but I'd sooner lick a tramp's piles.

8 - I am sorry I only do one sympathy meet per year.

9 - Sorry I can't meet you, I have plans... I plan to:

- only meet good looking people

- only meet people who have a personality

- only meet people who know how to use soap

10 - Sorry, you appear to have me confused with someone who looked interested the first time."

can i just say, all of the above are fantastic and i wish i was brave enough to use them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah!! sod it all of the above lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had some new glasses and didn't realise you were that ugly "

lolol - love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had some new glasses and didn't realise you were that ugly

lolol - love this!"

Me too! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh but, your my sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yeh but, your my sister. "

Im certainly not!! oooer missus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I didn't realise youe label had fallen off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch! thought i ad a hole in my shirt.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouch! thought i ad a hole in my shirt.lol "

Ah thats a good one then:

Sorry ive nothing to wear!

Sorry ive got to sew a hole up in my shirt

Sorry ive got to sew a button on my shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah :

1.the cats died

2.the dogs need walking

3.got a funeral 4 the cat!

4.my kids are sleeping

5.dare.nt leave my house to scared to go out! lol

6.Cant accom ---Fab swingers classic!

7..Everyones favourite-----NO SINGLE MALES!!!! lol

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