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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Once upon a time in a sunny seaside town, there was a young chap called leon...

(Anything goes, BANTER all the way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once upon a time in a sunny seaside town, there was a young chap called leon...

(Anything goes, BANTER all the way) "

Leon had a particular type of kink he found it hard to satisfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He got the horn from putting bird seed on his dick and letting sparrows peck his pecker, till his pecker got peckish...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

which was all well and good till the local seagulls also got peckish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He got the horn from putting bird seed on his dick and letting sparrows peck his pecker, till his pecker got peckish..."

It was like it had a mind of its own and came to life, "feed me, feed me!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leon hoped that woody woodpecker didn't also take a fancy to his manhood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Because his manhood would be no more! So off he went with his peckish pecker in search of a scrumptious serving

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By *entfootloverMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Bacon.

Can't top that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

milk maid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hmmmm a milk maid or maybe a maid to milk him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leon went to the park to see if he could find somewhere wet and warm to place his now reddish pecker .

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

A squirrel became attracted to his nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry my fury little friend, I'm looking for something a little less fluffy that's a whole lot juicier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ooh look " said loen . " here comes playful kitten. I wonder if she has anywhere moist and warm I can put my reddish pecker ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just then a bald cat walked by and Leon took off after her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why am I chasing this god damn kitten!? God damn you peckish pecker! Why couldn't you go for playful kitten or a nice fungirl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why am I chasing this god damn kitten!? God damn you peckish pecker! Why couldn't you go for playful kitten or a nice fungirl?"

But there were no fungirls in the woods - only funghis (funguys!) - So he changed direction and went for one of those instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why am I chasing this god damn kitten!? God damn you peckish pecker! Why couldn't you go for playful kitten or a nice fungirl?

But there were no fungirls in the woods - only funghis (funguys!) - So he changed direction and went for one of those instead! "

The funguys were fast little buggers,so he made a lasso out of vine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why am I chasing this god damn kitten!? God damn you peckish pecker! Why couldn't you go for playful kitten or a nice fungirl?

But there were no fungirls in the woods - only funghis (funguys!) - So he changed direction and went for one of those instead! "

Not something Leon himself would have thought but, with his reddish peckish desperate pecker having a mind of its own, he had no choice!! Stood on point, pointing the way it was HARD to manouever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why am I chasing this god damn kitten!? God damn you peckish pecker! Why couldn't you go for playful kitten or a nice fungirl?

But there were no fungirls in the woods - only funghis (funguys!) - So he changed direction and went for one of those instead!

The funguys were fast little buggers,so he made a lasso out of vine "

.....Swung it high in the air (he was a swinger, you know!) and hooked the nearest unsuspecting funguy (A male air steward called Tarquin!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why am I chasing this god damn kitten!? God damn you peckish pecker! Why couldn't you go for playful kitten or a nice fungirl?

But there were no fungirls in the woods - only funghis (funguys!) - So he changed direction and went for one of those instead!

The funguys were fast little buggers,so he made a lasso out of vine

.....Swung it high in the air (he was a swinger, you know!) and hooked the nearest unsuspecting funguy (A male air steward called Tarquin!)"

Well I suppose he could be thankful it wasn't tarquini.. He only lusted after lots of young girls :P so it seemed as though leon and tarquin had a connection and leons peckish pecker latched on. "I know paula would probably satisfy my pecker with more of a scrumptious serving but hey... That's life"

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