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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what weird requests have you had in messages, or from potential meets? without naming names of course.

ive recently had a request from a potential meet where she wanted me to spar with her boyfriend, because i do a bit of mixed martial arts, and her boyfriend boxes. thought this was a bit of a weird one.

what are yours? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely thats a regular night in pool beat some guy up and bang his bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"surely thats a regular night in pool beat some guy up and bang his bird"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but if there is mud and nakedness involved, let me know and i will be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once asked me to wee on him - I didn't! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple contacted me...the wife wanted to watch me use a strap on on her husband, then do her.

Another couple: the husband wanted me to "Domme" his wife over the phone!!

One bloke wanted me to tell him what to wear, he'd go out buy it, dress in it and send me the pictures.

Nowt as queer as folk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy once asked me to wee on him - I didn't! Z"

If they ask they don't get with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had one saying the guys are looking for wives so they can breed lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"A guy once asked me to wee on him - I didn't! Z

If they ask they don't get with me! "

I have had the "pee'd on" request.... but that was back in the vanilla one night stand days.....

usain bolt would have had trouble keeping up with me at the speed I left that house!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a young lad asked me if i had kids... i have one.. he then asked if i thought i was very fertile!

he then told me, his ultimate fantasy is to tie a girl up and fucker til he made her pregnant!!!!

needless to say i deleted and blocked him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had a meet with a young lady in newcastle upon tyne arranged,we had an e-mail from her asking if her fuck buddy dould come to giving us his e-mail address,we contacted him and found out he was this girls brother?

nothing like keeping it in the family eh.

we said no to meeting both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy once asked me to wee on him - I didn't! Z

If they ask they don't get with me!

I have had the "pee'd on" request.... but that was back in the vanilla one night stand days.....

usain bolt would have had trouble keeping up with me at the speed I left that house!!!! "

Haaa haaa haaaa haaaa haaaa haaa...sorry Fab, have a mental picture of you moving like greased lightening, then striking the pose a la Usain Bolt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I (mr new) was much much younger - a retired schoolmaster went to Harrods and bought me a blazer

I had to then walk around half naked in his house with a white shirt and a blazer on..

He then fed me a chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to bring a pint of milk once, thinking, aye aye what's planned for this, well it was just to make tea as they had none in at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked by a guy can he cum in a cup and drink it for me, asked by a girl to join her and if I liked 'doggy' could her alsatian join in, asked to send used knickers stockings etc to ppl, all that in a good week!.... yep nowt as queer as folk.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I've just been asked if I would be interested in fucking some woman's partner... and their profile is hidden

Is that weird enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just been asked if I would be interested in fucking some woman's partner... and their profile is hidden

Is that weird enough?"

Maybe they are shy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been asked by a guy can he cum in a cup and drink it for me, asked by a girl to join her and if I liked 'doggy' could her alsatian join in, asked to send used knickers stockings etc to ppl, all that in a good week!.... yep nowt as queer as folk. "

kin hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been asked by a guy can he cum in a cup and drink it for me, asked by a girl to join her and if I liked 'doggy' could her alsatian join in, asked to send used knickers stockings etc to ppl, all that in a good week!.... yep nowt as queer as folk.

kin hell!"

that's the ones I CAN repeat lol some are just sick!

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

once had a message and it was a one liner....

"Can I be your human toilet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh i would be nice ta get just some request lol xx

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By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee


"what weird requests have you had in messages, or from potential meets? without naming names of course.

ive recently had a request from a potential meet where she wanted me to spar with her boyfriend, because i do a bit of mixed martial arts, and her boyfriend boxes. thought this was a bit of a weird one.

what are yours? x"
Lmfao yeh i always try an not judge people but that one is slightly strange.i would be slightly worried if u lost she would tell u to fuck off.an if i wanted to spar with sum boy while his gf watched.i would just go to a club an spill beer on sumbdys timberlands.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"surely thats a regular night in pool beat some guy up and bang his bird"

Really? When were you last here ?

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By *bwitchedwarlock69Couple
over a year ago

Batley, West Yorkshire

One guy I got talking to a while ago (not on here I hasten to add) wanted to meet specifically when I was on my period, he wasn't interested at any other time of the month which I found a bit strange to say the least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After saying I would meet up with a guy he replied that was great, "cut to the chace and wants a small cash fee or gift"!!..my choice!!..lol...I chose not to bother with him after asking if he was selling himself....shame, he looked so nice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"suck my tongue".

Eh what? Watched Face/Off a bit much mate?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

walk over em in 7 inch heels

piss on em

change their nappy n powder their bum

lick my shoes

paint my toenails

il be back with others

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"walk over em in 7 inch heels

piss on em

change their nappy n powder their bum

lick my shoes

paint my toenails

il be back with others

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ewww...no rush...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... also had a guy on here offer to pay me if he could adore and make love to my feet.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


".... also had a guy on here offer to pay me if he could adore and make love to my feet. "

Are your toes far enough apart to facilitate this?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Hi, as if by magic a skin tag has appeared on my inner thigh. I have tried to tie string around it and tried twisting it and pinching it, but it still hasn't fallen off. All that has happened is it is now sore when I rub my thighs together. Would you mind trying to bite it off for me?"

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This isn't one I received... it's one I am thinking of sending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... also had a guy on here offer to pay me if he could adore and make love to my feet.

Are your toes far enough apart to facilitate this? "

I did wonder how he'd manage it... and if he used playpal to make payments!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


""Hi, as if by magic a skin tag has appeared on my inner thigh. I have tried to tie string around it and tried twisting it and pinching it, but it still hasn't fallen off. All that has happened is it is now sore when I rub my thighs together. Would you mind trying to bite it off for me?"

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This isn't one I received... it's one I am thinking of sending "
mind if i copy n paste?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i got offered money to abuse a guys cock and balls, knee him in the privates and demand hundreds of pounds

then he wanted me to put things on his japs eye such as pens and the heel if my shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangest i have had was a couple wanted to meet up and wrap clingfilm around me then she would watch as hubby wanked over me ?? errmmmm nope xxx Lois xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a very wealthy guy offer me money to be his mummy one day a week ....and he was older than me ?????

i declined .....

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"what weird requests have you had in messages, or from potential meets? without naming names of course.

ive recently had a request from a potential meet where she wanted me to spar with her boyfriend, because i do a bit of mixed martial arts, and her boyfriend boxes. thought this was a bit of a weird one.

what are yours? x"

Lights out, glow in the dark condom request. I didn't ask any more as it wasn't really what would light my fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck a girl that fucked her dad and his mates regularly apparently, dogs, kick guy in balls repeatedly and score points, pisson them, one guy said he would only fuck me if I had nice shoes and nice feet, another anted to come and be trampled on for £500 a shot, I said yes but he never turned up, one bloke offered to be my total slave, clean wash make beds etc etc..stil lwaiting for him.

scat also was on offer by a woman, shag a guy and his mum who was 60 allegedly and then watch him shag her...these are just a few strange requests I have had...mad world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had someone mention to me that they wanted a funnel inserted in their arse, and to pee into it!! needless to say i refused!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once had a message and it was a one liner....

"Can I be your human toilet"

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OOOH I had that one too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've had some very odd requests, including dogs, poo you name it ive had it, i must just have one of them faces lol infact i get scatt requesrs regular, glass top tables get mentions a lot too

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By *nothercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bude


"A couple contacted me...the wife wanted to watch me use a strap on on her husband, then do her.

Another couple: the husband wanted me to "Domme" his wife over the phone!!

One bloke wanted me to tell him what to wear, he'd go out buy it, dress in it and send me the pictures.

Nowt as queer as folk!!! "

Ahem...... That wasnt us!!!! lol

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

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