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ShagTonights weekly friday status check.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its another Friday and a status check, what does your say? Mine sais:

"I am horney and need my balls drained behind a bush today when its dark, whose pussie and ass can I lend? available from 3pm to 1am"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine currently reads:

'saw Tony Law gig earlier tonight. That's 2 hours of my life I'll never see again'

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

It's 'pussy' not pussie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodbye loyal friend

My dog is making his final visit to the vet today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's 'pussy' not pussie."
Thanks I know, I prefer my variation you know, sounds abit more fun lol x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says :

"It's borrow not lend, and my ass is ready when you are."

ps it's really a Donkey but we're splitting hairs here.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"It's 'pussy' not pussie.Thanks I know, I prefer my variation you know, sounds abit more fun lol x."

No, that's my status update, you did ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's 'pussy' not pussie.Thanks I know, I prefer my variation you know, sounds abit more fun lol x."

A bit more guttural eh?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"It's 'pussy' not pussie.Thanks I know, I prefer my variation you know, sounds abit more fun lol x."

Spelt that way, it's a completely different word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's 'pussy' not pussie.Thanks I know, I prefer my variation you know, sounds abit more fun lol x.

No, that's my status update, you did ask."

yes I did ask lol I was a bit confused as my spelling was similar x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should be allowed 2 statuses.

One for your shgging requirements and the second for your bicep measurement. A week is long enough to have seen more development.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goodbye loyal friend

My dog is making his final visit to the vet today "

Awww thats sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TGIF...it's time for fun fun fun woo hoo

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By *i-guyMan
over a year ago

chester


"It's 'pussy' not pussie.Thanks I know, I prefer my variation you know, sounds abit more fun lol x.

No, that's my status update, you did ask.yes I did ask lol I was a bit confused as my spelling was similar x"

I like it spelt puuussayy

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By *atrick mcgMan
over a year ago

birkenhead

Correct spelling is pussay as in 'pussay patrol" Inbetweeners, and yes I'm on patrol for PUSSY !!!!! so gay/bi men please take note, thanks anywhoose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go moning shaggers. I am going to work but will be back around 3pm x.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Goodbye loyal friend

My dog is making his final visit to the vet today "

I am sorry for you, it's awful when it's that time, we are thinking of you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at the moment its.... "another pic hit 1000 fabs.....thank you all x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goodbye loyal friend

My dog is making his final visit to the vet today "

big hugs so sorry to hear that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still grinning like the cat that got the cream "

On reflection, maybe it should have been pussy/pussie/pussay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goodbye loyal friend

My dog is making his final visit to the vet today "

I'm sorry to hear about your dog. It's awful when you have to make that decision. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says :- Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not something physical.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Havent got one up, I rarely do. 'excited' might do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you people xxx Sorry to be self indulgent but the poor lad is sat at my feet, he knows today is the day... I know compared to the loss and personal battles that many have faced on here, it won't compare, but to me, he is a buddy I'll never replaced.

He never complained about me being home too late, too hungover, dissapearing off for "work", geniunely working late. He would just give my chops a lick and wag his tail.

Xxx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sorry about your dog. It's always terrible to lose a member of the family.

My status now reads:

Pilates, training OAPs to be slow motion ninjas. Ideal if Steve Austin tries to mug them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Afternoon shaggers. I am now home, forecast for the day is to relax and watch tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you people xxx Sorry to be self indulgent but the poor lad is sat at my feet, he knows today is the day... I know compared to the loss and personal battles that many have faced on here, it won't compare, but to me, he is a buddy I'll never replaced.

He never complained about me being home too late, too hungover, dissapearing off for "work", geniunely working late. He would just give my chops a lick and wag his tail.

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... "Life is good...........embrace it, it's too short to waste "

A bit deep n meaningful for me but hey.........

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Mine says " I fucking need you, you bad man xxxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine says " I fucking need you, you bad man xxxx" "

...and we can all pretend it's us you are talking about!

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

New ink and club.

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