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Chunky flange sisters unite....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on girls it had to be done

The new club is open please feel free to join sisters and fans alike

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Let's hear for the chunky flange sisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on girls it had to be done

The new club is open please feel free to join sisters and fans alike "

I'm in.

Me and my gunt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Welcome sisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a spin off from the pointer sisters ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#1 Fan. Fully fledged member of the Fan Club.

... Though I anticipate this title being wrestled from me. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a spin off from the pointer sisters ?"

Close.... depending on which bit your pointing at

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"Is this a spin off from the pointer sisters ?"

Only if chunky flange means men have to jump for your love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"#1 Fan. Fully fledged member of the Fan Club.

... Though I anticipate this title being wrestled from me. Lol"

Wrestled by the Chunky Flange Club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"#1 Fan. Fully fledged member of the Fan Club.

... Though I anticipate this title being wrestled from me. Lol

Wrestled by the Chunky Flange Club?"

But what are we wrestling with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

New member here x

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

New member here x

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Is the queen of the club called Regina Flangee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't a Fanny club be more apt than a Fan club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"#1 Fan. Fully fledged member of the Fan Club.

... Though I anticipate this title being wrestled from me. Lol

Wrestled by the Chunky Flange Club?

But what are we wrestling with? "

Trav...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"#1 Fan. Fully fledged member of the Fan Club.

... Though I anticipate this title being wrestled from me. Lol

Wrestled by the Chunky Flange Club?

But what are we wrestling with?

Trav..."

Been there, done that

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"#1 Fan. Fully fledged member of the Fan Club.

... Though I anticipate this title being wrestled from me. Lol

Wrestled by the Chunky Flange Club?

But what are we wrestling with?

Trav...

Been there, done that "

Hussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"#1 Fan. Fully fledged member of the Fan Club.

... Though I anticipate this title being wrestled from me. Lol

Wrestled by the Chunky Flange Club?

But what are we wrestling with?

Trav...

Been there, done that "

In a paddling pool with jelly ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join please?....mines suitably chunky!!!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

*waves.. my flange*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join the fan club!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join the fan club!! "

I was gonna join but then Dan joined and I am just about to block him over his last post!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/10/14 23:29:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I volunteer to make the tea at the socials.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"#1 Fan. Fully fledged member of the Fan Club.

... Though I anticipate this title being wrestled from me. Lol

Wrestled by the Chunky Flange Club?

But what are we wrestling with?

Trav...

Been there, done that

Hussy "

I'm just a slave to my chunky flange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"#1 Fan. Fully fledged member of the Fan Club.

... Though I anticipate this title being wrestled from me. Lol

Wrestled by the Chunky Flange Club?

But what are we wrestling with?

Trav...

Been there, done that "

Ooohhhhh.....like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join the fan club!! "

Lick arse...no flange fancier...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn. .... I'm now worrying that mine isn't chunky enough!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn. .... I'm now worrying that mine isn't chunky enough!!!"

You can chunk it up I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wonderin', but if you have a chunky flange and are "lucky" enough to be a squirter, with delicate use of pressure can you make all sorts of patterns with the squirt, handwritin' even?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn. .... I'm now worrying that mine isn't chunky enough!!!"

There's probably some sort of surgery that could be done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn. .... I'm now worrying that mine isn't chunky enough!!!

There's probably some sort of surgery that could be done..."

Chocolate.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"Damn. .... I'm now worrying that mine isn't chunky enough!!!"

Other women are more lucky, when they eat cake it goes straight to their flange.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Welcome to the club all you lovely sisters of the chunky flanges

And welcome all the fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn. .... I'm now worrying that mine isn't chunky enough!!!"

I can have a look for you if you. want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn. .... I'm now worrying that mine isn't chunky enough!!!

There's probably some sort of surgery that could be done..."

could I not just have botox??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

They might sell a flange enlarger pump

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"Damn. .... I'm now worrying that mine isn't chunky enough!!!

There's probably some sort of surgery that could be done...

could I not just have botox??"

flange-filler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn. .... I'm now worrying that mine isn't chunky enough!!!

Other women are more lucky, when they eat cake it goes straight to their flange. "

great. ..loving this. .. chocolate. . Cake....mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I return to this thread and find I'm scheduled for a tussle or two?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Damn. .... I'm now worrying that mine isn't chunky enough!!!

There's probably some sort of surgery that could be done...

could I not just have botox??

flange-filler? "

won't polly filla do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They might sell a flange enlarger pump "

I think I'll try the chocolate and cake first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They might sell a flange enlarger pump "

Say that after 5 vodkas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I return to this thread and find I'm scheduled for a tussle or two? "

Is it a tussle you are after??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"They might sell a flange enlarger pump

I think I'll try the chocolate and cake first "

I thought you might say that....talking of food how was the salt and pepper bread?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'll have to have a look for some on ebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahahaha hahaha touche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/10/14 23:43:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I join the sisterhood. I think I have a chunky flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/10/14 23:43:00]"

Is that code for you like big cock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They might sell a flange enlarger pump

I think I'll try the chocolate and cake first

I thought you might say that....talking of food how was the salt and pepper bread? "

was yummy Thanks. .. Was meant to be in the style of French baguette but was more like ciabatta..... Was very nice though thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!"

Shhh...you're to sit in corner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/10/14 23:43:00]

Is that code for you like big cock?? "

It was Pablo's analogy for why he didn't like a chunky vaginas on the other thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I return to this thread and find I'm scheduled for a tussle or two?

Is it a tussle you are after?? "

Ah fiddlesticks,

Another fine mess I'm getting myself into

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!"

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I return to this thread and find I'm scheduled for a tussle or two?

Is it a tussle you are after??

Ah fiddlesticks,

Another fine mess I'm getting myself into

Haha"

Sticky mess.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/10/14 23:43:00]

Is that code for you like big cock??

It was Pablo's analogy for why he didn't like a chunky vaginas on the other thread... "
traitor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn. .... I'm now worrying that mine isn't chunky enough!!!

There's probably some sort of surgery that could be done...

could I not just have botox??

flange-filler?

won't polly filla do? "

That depends if Polly wants her flange filled

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Damn. .... I'm now worrying that mine isn't chunky enough!!!

There's probably some sort of surgery that could be done...

could I not just have botox??

flange-filler?

won't polly filla do?

That depends if Polly wants her flange filled "

She might just want to put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I return to this thread and find I'm scheduled for a tussle or two?

Is it a tussle you are after??

Ah fiddlesticks,

Another fine mess I'm getting myself into

Haha"

oooh Yes. .. It's a mess alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I join the fanclub?

Chunky flange for all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please may I join the sisterhood. I think I have a chunky flange"

Welcome aboard sister embrace your chunky flange

Or let Trav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/10/14 23:43:00]

Is that code for you like big cock??

It was Pablo's analogy for why he didn't like a chunky vaginas on the other thread... traitor "

Sorry mate! It was either explain that or have them think I was a fan of a chunky sausage rather than chunky pancake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )"

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha Chucky sausage or chunky pancake.....it's all good!!!

Got to love the chuck

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!! "

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

*Brings her chunky flange in and signs up*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer "

i hope it don't make it swell

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"*Brings her chunky flange in and signs up* "

Welcome fellow chunky flange

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!! "

Ooooo a sadistic one we sisters know how to deal with the likes of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer "

Ha ha ouch!! Yeah didn't think that through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there are a subsection to this club, whose anthem is "Sisters are doing it for (to) themselves"?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it swell "

Fuck me then we would need a SCF club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it swell "

The chunkier the better, right? I'm with you sisters here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

Ha ha ouch!! Yeah didn't think that through "

just use the whole lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it smell "

Might even disguise the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it swell

The chunkier the better, right? I'm with you sisters here!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it smell

Might even disguise the smell "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it smell

Might even disguise the smell "

oi my fajita does not smell

*slap*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it smell

Might even disguise the smell

oi my fajita does not smell

*slap*"

ooh lovely, gets better, a chunky flange and a *slapper*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say, I LOL'd at your pancake analogy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it swell

The chunkier the better, right? I'm with you sisters here!

"

Why the hell does it say 'I hope it don't make it swell' on mine but says 'smell' on everyone else's!?! Some sort of Voodoo?

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Mine may be considered 'chunky' but its shaven, opens to reveal a sweet pink centre and nicely tight so I love mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it swell

The chunkier the better, right? I'm with you sisters here!

Why the hell does it say 'I hope it don't make it swell' on mine but says 'smell' on everyone else's!?! Some sort of Voodoo?"

The sisterhood is powerful so it is

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"

The sisterhood is powerful so it is "

Witch! Witch! *points finger*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what can I say? I'm a fan lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

The sisterhood is powerful so it is

Witch! Witch! *points finger*

"

Oooo do I get tied to a stake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well what can I say? I'm a fan lol!!"

Welcome to the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it swell

The chunkier the better, right? I'm with you sisters here!

Why the hell does it say 'I hope it don't make it swell' on mine but says 'smell' on everyone else's!?! Some sort of Voodoo?"

Who do voodoo?

is it similar to goo goo girls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well what can I say? I'm a fan lol!!

Welcome to the club "

When do I get my badge and newsletter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it swell

The chunkier the better, right? I'm with you sisters here!

Why the hell does it say 'I hope it don't make it swell' on mine but says 'smell' on everyone else's!?! Some sort of Voodoo?"

i put swell some joker changed it to smell quoting so now all the after quotes say smell, it don't smell though I just did the finger test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving it....more to chew on when munching the flaps....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it swell

The chunkier the better, right? I'm with you sisters here!

Why the hell does it say 'I hope it don't make it swell' on mine but says 'smell' on everyone else's!?! Some sort of Voodoo?

i put swell some joker changed it to smell quoting so now all the after quotes say smell, it don't smell though I just did the finger test "

did it not even smell of pancakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well what can I say? I'm a fan lol!!

Welcome to the club

When do I get my badge and newsletter? "

We're just collating the pictures for the first newsletter now. It'll have to be a double page spread, obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it swell

The chunkier the better, right? I'm with you sisters here!

Why the hell does it say 'I hope it don't make it swell' on mine but says 'smell' on everyone else's!?! Some sort of Voodoo?

i put swell some joker changed it to smell quoting so now all the after quotes say smell, it don't smell though I just did the finger test

did it not even smell of pancakes?"

oooooh was that batter I thought I had thrush

to far? Lol

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"Well what can I say? I'm a fan lol!!

Welcome to the club

When do I get my badge and newsletter?

We're just collating the pictures for the first newsletter now. It'll have to be a double page spread, obvs. "

Will there be a 'Readers husbands' section?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it swell

The chunkier the better, right? I'm with you sisters here!

Why the hell does it say 'I hope it don't make it swell' on mine but says 'smell' on everyone else's!?! Some sort of Voodoo?

i put swell some joker changed it to smell quoting so now all the after quotes say smell, it don't smell though I just did the finger test

did it not even smell of pancakes?

oooooh was that batter I thought I had thrush

to far? Lol "
you just crossed the thrushold ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it swell

The chunkier the better, right? I'm with you sisters here!

Why the hell does it say 'I hope it don't make it swell' on mine but says 'smell' on everyone else's!?! Some sort of Voodoo?

i put swell some joker changed it to smell quoting so now all the after quotes say smell, it don't smell though I just did the finger test

did it not even smell of pancakes?

oooooh was that batter I thought I had thrush

to far? Lol you just crossed the thrushold ... "

boom boom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Why the hell does it say 'I hope it don't make it swell' on mine but says 'smell' on everyone else's!?! Some sort of Voodoo?

i put swell some joker changed it to smell quoting so now all the after quotes say smell, it don't smell though I just did the finger test

did it not even smell of pancakes?

oooooh was that batter I thought I had thrush

to far? Lol "

Never too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

You want to lick some honey off mine?

I have absolutely no idea what just came over me there!!

(I've left the next line open for you there )

With sugar and lemon juice?? Hell why not!!

Fuck lemon juice on the flange....you flange killer

i hope it don't make it swell

The chunkier the better, right? I'm with you sisters here!

Why the hell does it say 'I hope it don't make it swell' on mine but says 'smell' on everyone else's!?! Some sort of Voodoo?

i put swell some joker changed it to smell quoting so now all the after quotes say smell, it don't smell though I just did the finger test

did it not even smell of pancakes?

oooooh was that batter I thought I had thrush

to far? Lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well what can I say? I'm a fan lol!!

Welcome to the club

When do I get my badge and newsletter?

We're just collating the pictures for the first newsletter now. It'll have to be a double page spread, obvs.

Will there be a 'Readers husbands' section? "

And a fans questions page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well what can I say? I'm a fan lol!!

Welcome to the club

When do I get my badge and newsletter?

We're just collating the pictures for the first newsletter now. It'll have to be a double page spread, obvs. "

Choose well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another member of the club here and Paul wants to be in the fan club

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!"

Pancakes is my code word for sex when children are around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another member of the club here and Paul wants to be in the fan club "

Welcome aboard

The news letter and badges for the fans are in production

I believe there may even be a social where Mr & Mrs Polk are doing refreshments (not pancakes though too confusing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what it's worth, I LOVE chunky pancakes! Just putting that out there!!

Pancakes is my code word for sex when children are around.

"

Is it true that "Oatcakes" gets one anal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on girls it had to be done

The new club is open please feel free to join sisters and fans alike

I'm in.

Me and my gunt."

Love the word gunt. Did you invent it? Brilliant.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i love bumping a chunky flange

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i love bumping a chunky flange"

Then welcome to the chunky flange sisters fan club sir

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd love to be sent some CFS pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one can I join ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one can I join ?"

You can miss and welcome to the sisterhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the phantom chunky dunking flange flinger ?

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Chunky flange here..good for bumping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chunky flange here..good for bumping "

Welcome sister

And foxy there will be no flange flinging in this club, tis the rules

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Chunky Flange - Is that the Fat Fanny that Snoop Dog and Dr Dre refer to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm honoured and proud to be a part of this sisterhood!

Respect to my girlies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chunky flange here..good for bumping

Welcome sister

And foxy there will be no flange flinging in this club, tis the rules "

No custard allowed ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My flange is still chunky it's not deflated overnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chunky flange here..good for bumping "

Well you wouldn't want to bump a bony flange

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I'm honoured and proud to be a part of this sisterhood!

Respect to my girlies!!"

What is a 'Girlie'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm honoured and proud to be a part of this sisterhood!

Respect to my girlies!!

What is a 'Girlie'?"

Is that a serious question?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I'm honoured and proud to be a part of this sisterhood!

Respect to my girlies!!

What is a 'Girlie'?

Is that a serious question? "

Nes. Thats a cross between Yes and No. Whats the difference between a Girl and a Girlie?

I dont think there is such a thing as a girlie night out. Its just a night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stepping forward and introducing myself to the sister hood.

I to have a chunky flange....

May we all share our love of such male desires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on girls it had to be done

The new club is open please feel free to join sisters and fans alike

I'm in.

Me and my gunt.

Love the word gunt. Did you invent it? Brilliant. "

No. A comedian whose name escapes me.

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