FabSwingers.com forum: Always play safe kids!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a double decker, it was after eight.

They got off at Quality Street.

He asks her name "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said with a Wispa.

"I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied.

He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand in to her Snickers.

He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

3 days later his Sherbert Dib-Dab started to itch. It turned out that Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got bloody Allsorts!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a bit of fun to lighten up a boring Thursday evening.

Please feel free to share any jokes you have and make us all laugh!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha I liked it made me smile