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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at?" Wining the war  | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at?" Wouldn't say their porn is the best, but their cars are quite good | |||
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"A woman is on holiday in Germany, and on one night out, meets a gorgeous young man and takes him back to her hotel room. When they arrive, he takes out four springs and puts them under the mattress, and instructs her to quack whilst they're having sex, she thinks this sounds a bit strange, but does it anyway and within moments, is having an absolutely mindblowing orgasm! Afterwards she says 'wow, how did you do that?!' to which he replies 'Four sprung duck technique'" Very droll x | |||
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"A woman is on holiday in Germany, and on one night out, meets a gorgeous young man and takes him back to her hotel room. When they arrive, he takes out four springs and puts them under the mattress, and instructs her to quack whilst they're having sex, she thinks this sounds a bit strange, but does it anyway and within moments, is having an absolutely mindblowing orgasm! Afterwards she says 'wow, how did you do that?!' to which he replies 'Four sprung duck technique'" I dont get it  | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at?" Nothing at all  | |||
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"A woman is on holiday in Germany, and on one night out, meets a gorgeous young man and takes him back to her hotel room. When they arrive, he takes out four springs and puts them under the mattress, and instructs her to quack whilst they're having sex, she thinks this sounds a bit strange, but does it anyway and within moments, is having an absolutely mindblowing orgasm! Afterwards she says 'wow, how did you do that?!' to which he replies 'Four sprung duck technique' I dont get it "Vorsprung Durch Technique was the tag line used in old Audi tv ads | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at?" Understanding British humour and letting other people use sunbeds. | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Understanding British humour and letting other people use sunbeds." I raise Henning Wehn as a German who has a fantastic grasp of British humour. I've also got a front row seat to look forwards to at one of his shows.  | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Understanding British humour and letting other people use sunbeds. I raise Henning Wehn as a German who has a fantastic grasp of British humour. I've also got a front row seat to look forwards to at one of his shows. "ugly fucker though | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Understanding British humour and letting other people use sunbeds. I raise Henning Wehn as a German who has a fantastic grasp of British humour. I've also got a front row seat to look forwards to at one of his shows. "Exception rather than rule  | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Understanding British humour and letting other people use sunbeds. I raise Henning Wehn as a German who has a fantastic grasp of British humour. I've also got a front row seat to look forwards to at one of his shows.
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Understanding British humour and letting other people use sunbeds. I raise Henning Wehn as a German who has a fantastic grasp of British humour. I've also got a front row seat to look forwards to at one of his shows. "He was on 8 out of 10 when they mentioned the war's and he said '3rd time lucky' | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Wining the war "naughty | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at?" Best cars? I think you'll find that is a matter of opinion. Personally, I wouldn't buy one. German cars are over engineered - Japanese cars are precisely engineered - not that I'd buy one of those either. Something a lot of people fail to realise about German manufacturing is that it was us British that got them all going again after the war | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Wining the war "Beat me to it | |||
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"Best cars? Seriously? Maybe 20yrs ago but they've gone downhill in a big way since then and their dealers are terrible!" There is not one German car I would buy. All built with the head and no heart and soul in them. | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at?" Hairstyles... unless you are a mullett fan | |||
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany" oh? What a shame you haven't met the German men and women who might change your mind | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Understanding British humour and letting other people use sunbeds. I raise Henning Wehn as a German who has a fantastic grasp of British humour. I've also got a front row seat to look forwards to at one of his shows.
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany oh? What a shame you haven't met the German men and women who might change your mind" I think most of us have met the arrogant Germans on our holidays and that's the problem | |||
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany oh? What a shame you haven't met the German men and women who might change your mind I think most of us have met the arrogant Germans on our holidays and that's the problem "I see. Do you feel it's fair to generalise about a race in that way? | |||
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany oh? What a shame you haven't met the German men and women who might change your mind I think most of us have met the arrogant Germans on our holidays and that's the problem
I see. Do you feel it's fair to generalise about a race in that way? "No not at all I have met some very nice German people | |||
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany oh? What a shame you haven't met the German men and women who might change your mind I think most of us have met the arrogant Germans on our holidays and that's the problem
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany oh? What a shame you haven't met the German men and women who might change your mind I think most of us have met the arrogant Germans on our holidays and that's the problem
I see. Do you feel it's fair to generalise about a race in that way?
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany oh? What a shame you haven't met the German men and women who might change your mind I think most of us have met the arrogant Germans on our holidays and that's the problem
I see. Do you feel it's fair to generalise about a race in that way?
No not at all I have met some very nice
German people
That's good but you remember the bad ones?
Adolf comes to mind "Yea he always does. Our son is second generation but still came home from school with a swastika on one hand and a star of David on the other where some unenlightened boys had grabbed hold of him and drawn them on him. That's just one of many reasons why generalisations about a race annoy me. | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at?" I don't agree the football and the porn is arguable they will never win a world war but do make bloody good cars | |||
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany oh? What a shame you haven't met the German men and women who might change your mind I think most of us have met the arrogant Germans on our holidays and that's the problem
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No not at all I have met some very nice
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Adolf comes to mind
Yea he always does.
Our son is second generation but still came home from school with a swastika on one hand and a star of David on the other where some unenlightened boys had grabbed hold of him and drawn them on him. That's just one of many reasons why generalisations about a race annoy me. "Yes that's not good . I think so many of us probably only meet them on our holidays. Unfortunately because they are proud to be Germans they give off a arrogant selfish attitude which puts peoples backs up | |||
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany oh? What a shame you haven't met the German men and women who might change your mind I think most of us have met the arrogant Germans on our holidays and that's the problem
I see. Do you feel it's fair to generalise about a race in that way?
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Wining the war "Hahahahahahaha | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Wining the war
Hahahahahahaha "lol they would win if many other countries didn't join to defeat them. It was like 1 against 7 or more countries. | |||
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany oh? What a shame you haven't met the German men and women who might change your mind I think most of us have met the arrogant Germans on our holidays and that's the problem
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany oh? What a shame you haven't met the German men and women who might change your mind I think most of us have met the arrogant Germans on our holidays and that's the problem
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He was Austrian
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany oh? What a shame you haven't met the German men and women who might change your mind I think most of us have met the arrogant Germans on our holidays and that's the problem
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Adolf comes to mind
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"If your moaning about Germans on holiday, stop being a chav and go somewhere decent instead. Im not a snob." I find the Russians worse than the Germans on holidays! | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? I don't agree the football and the porn is arguable they will never win a world war but do make bloody good cars "they lost 2 wars, but I wouldnt say they would never win one. | |||
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany" They make a cracking sausage though | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Wining the war
Hahahahahahaha lol they would win if many other countries didn't join to defeat them. It was like 1 against 7 or more countries."i forgot the swedes capitulated  | |||
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany They make a cracking sausage though" they are certainly not the wurst at it | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? I don't agree the football and the porn is arguable they will never win a world war but do make bloody good cars
they lost 2 wars, but I wouldnt say they would never win one."well on current form and history the odds don't look good for them | |||
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"I agree. Nothing can excuse their atrocities during the war, but I don't see any reason to tar this or any other generation with the same brush. Going on about Hitler and the war is very old hat. I'd rather take the piss out of them for their failure to produce a world class cricket team, or their inability to manufacture a comfy sofa - something important and with meaning.... I've not met many Germans, but the ones I have met have been nice decent people no different to any other human. "Yes TT I hear you | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? I don't agree the football and the porn is arguable they will never win a world war but do make bloody good cars
they lost 2 wars, but I wouldnt say they would never win one.
well on current form and history the odds don't look good for them "silly man, war isnt something that should be joked about, it happened and its history, we are meant to have learnt lessons from what happened, but its clear to see that to many lessons haven't been learnt, there are many other things you could have joked about the germans, wars shouldnt be 1 of them, Standing in ques, Sense of humour, Taking up all the sunbeds, are a few ideas. | |||
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"In my humble opinion, Germany do: Some of the best cars, some of the best beers, some of the best porn, the best trains, the best healthcare, the best kebabs, the cleanist streets, some of the best sports teams/individuals, and they can put on some amazing events. All we bang on about is 2 world wars and 1 world cup. The average German couldnt give a shit now, they probably laugh behind our backs 'Is that all you can fire at us?'. Im not kissing their arse, they shot at my Grandad too, but it dosent mean I have to be short sighted" There are good and bad people from most countries in the whole world and we wouldn't have won the wars without a lot of help | |||
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"I lived in Germany for 3 years it was an awesome experience I got to experience both the American and German culture. My Danish Morfar (mother's father in English) was very active in the war and went underground in the blue boats to take the Jews to Sweden. He saw friends being shot by the nazis. He hated anything German but he had his reasons to. On the whole I met some fantastic German people but I also met the neo nazis Germans. I met those that didn't believe the holocaust ever happened. However over all they are decent and kind human beings. " I still watch some of the films on the holocaust and it brings daily problems into perspective | |||
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"I lived in Germany for 3 years it was an awesome experience I got to experience both the American and German culture. My Danish Morfar (mother's father in English) was very active in the war and went underground in the blue boats to take the Jews to Sweden. He saw friends being shot by the nazis. He hated anything German but he had his reasons to. On the whole I met some fantastic German people but I also met the neo nazis Germans. I met those that didn't believe the holocaust ever happened. However over all they are decent and kind human beings. I still watch some of the films on the holocaust and it brings daily problems into perspective "It's horrific. I remember going to a holocaust museum when I was in Israel it was very moving | |||
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"I lived in Germany for 3 years it was an awesome experience I got to experience both the American and German culture. My Danish Morfar (mother's father in English) was very active in the war and went underground in the blue boats to take the Jews to Sweden. He saw friends being shot by the nazis. He hated anything German but he had his reasons to. On the whole I met some fantastic German people but I also met the neo nazis Germans. I met those that didn't believe the holocaust ever happened. However over all they are decent and kind human beings. I still watch some of the films on the holocaust and it brings daily problems into perspective
It's horrific. I remember going to a holocaust museum when I was in Israel it was very moving "Yes one day I would like to go to pay my respects | |||
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""They don't like it up 'em" "They do in the films I have seen. The bigger the better. | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? I don't agree the football and the porn is arguable they will never win a world war but do make bloody good cars
they lost 2 wars, but I wouldnt say they would never win one.
well on current form and history the odds don't look good for them
silly man, war isnt something that should be joked about, it happened and its history, we are meant to have learnt lessons from what happened, but its clear to see that to many lessons haven't been learnt, there are many other things you could have joked about the germans, wars shouldnt be 1 of them,
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Taking up all the sunbeds, are a few ideas."oh go and relax somewhere don't start getting personal or insulting | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Understanding British humour and letting other people use sunbeds. I raise Henning Wehn as a German who has a fantastic grasp of British humour. I've also got a front row seat to look forwards to at one of his shows. "Henning is fucking hilarious!! I think the guy has more grasp of British humour than Brits!!! | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Understanding British humour and letting other people use sunbeds. I raise Henning Wehn as a German who has a fantastic grasp of British humour. I've also got a front row seat to look forwards to at one of his shows.
Henning is fucking hilarious!! I think the guy has more grasp of British humour than Brits!!! "And I'm going to be in the front row!!!!! | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best ucars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Understanding British humour and letting other people use sunbeds." Showing emotions. | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Understanding British humour and letting other people use sunbeds. I raise Henning Wehn as a German who has a fantastic grasp of British humour. I've also got a front row seat to look forwards to at one of his shows.
Henning is fucking hilarious!! I think the guy has more grasp of British humour than Brits!!!
And I'm going to be in the front row!!!!! "Mind he dont trip over your titz | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at?" Humility. Sharing continents. | |||
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"Why don't you two just agree to disagree "It's not worth starting a war over. | |||
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"Why don't you two just agree to disagree
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"Was this thread created by s german as a ploy to divide and conquer us ?" The King who never was and his wife were allegedly pally with the Third Reich. | |||
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They started it ""Who's this then!?" "I'll even do the funny walk!" | |||
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"I love Germany and Germans ain't half bad either Now if you want to discuss arrogance, I raise you with Austrians and Belgians "Austrians are OK (we had a great time with an Austrian couple in Cap d'Agde a couple of years ago )
Now Belgium is completely different, so far up their own arse they can tickle their tonsils. A non country that was invented so that one of Queen Victoria's relatives could have a throne to sit on, where the two main ethnic communities can't stand each other, that took six months to elect a government, where the symbol of its capital city is a kid having a piss, (well they've taken the piss for years) who's most famous person is a fictional character, and the land of the ugly women. Oh the chocolate isn't too bad though. | |||
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"As a Brit living in Germany and married to a German I suppose I'd better put my tuppence worth in. Needless to say they are VERY good at what they are good at. Car manufacture, and engineering in general they are superb, and their healthcare system (and I speak from personal experience) is second to none. The Christmas markets are a wonderful experience, city centre's crammed with people and lots of alcohol but very rarely (if ever) any trouble. They also have (contrary to popular belief) a much more relaxed lifestyle than the Brits. They would much rather work to enjoy life than dig themselves into an early grave just to pay a mortgage (that is why most Germans rent) They also have (by a country mile) the most and best swinger clubs in Europe and probably the world. What are they bad at? While I think the lack of a sense of humour is a bit of a myth (although it is a bit different to the British) they are terrible at TV comedy and most of all TV drama. The best TV drama's are somewhere between Crossroads and Prisoner Cell Block H. All wobbly scenery and wooden acting. Oh and the sunbeds is another myth. When I worked in a Benidorm hotel many years ago we had terrible trouble with people dumping towels on sunbeds. Even a few fights broke out because of it. Funny thing was that the hotel was exclusive to British guests. Not a German in sight." I went to a german owned swingers club while on holiday in Ibiza a couple of years ago, have to say to this day its still one of the best i've ever been to. There were lots of german people there and they were all very friendly, german women are really sexy and i like the german accent. German beer is also some of my favourite beer, and i've got a german car, i like germany but why do they have to be so damn good at penalty shootouts? | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Wining the war "^n ,psst don't mention the war | |||
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"In my humble opinion, Germany do: Some of the best cars, some of the best beers, some of the best porn, the best trains, the best healthcare, the best kebabs, the cleanist streets, some of the best sports teams/individuals, and they can put on some amazing events. All we bang on about is 2 world wars and 1 world cup. The average German couldnt give a shit now, they probably laugh behind our backs 'Is that all you can fire at us?'. Im not kissing their arse, they shot at my Grandad too, but it dosent mean I have to be short sighted" Go to Berlin, they still can't stop apologising, seriously, I'm not joking. Most nations, the English being no exception, have committed evil acts in the name of empire making. It's human nature I'm afraid. Still maintain German foods crap though | |||
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"Best cars? Seriously? Maybe 20yrs ago but they've gone downhill in a big way since then and their dealers are terrible! There is not one German car I would buy. All built with the head and no heart and soul in them. Iv got a 73 beetle and i love it. " | |||
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"A woman is on holiday in Germany, and on one night out, meets a gorgeous young man and takes him back to her hotel room. When they arrive, he takes out four springs and puts them under the mattress, and instructs her to quack whilst they're having sex, she thinks this sounds a bit strange, but does it anyway and within moments, is having an absolutely mindblowing orgasm! Afterwards she says 'wow, how did you do that?!' to which he replies 'Four sprung duck technique' I dont get it "I'm guessing that you are blonde | |||
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"Over priced cars, bed sense of humour, dirty accent, hairy ladies That's what springs to mind when I think of Germany They make a cracking sausage though they are certainly not the wurst at it "I love it | |||
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"Compared to Greenock, a favela would seem clean and tidy "I moved to Lincoln from Germany which is held to be one of the 'nicer' cities. Upon visiting Lincoln hospital n seeing it's disgusting condition made me glad I had my daughter in a spotless well run German hospital | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Wining the war "lmao | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at?" I was there for a while in the 90s and found they are good in bed. Not good at managing there finances, which is why they, like the french are flocking here better tax ratio, more pay I personally find they have no sense of humor, suppose that depends on the individual. | |||
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"Why are the Germans so good at everything. Best cars best football team best porn etc Is there anything they are not good at? Wining the war
lmao "Ahhh welcome to the thread thanks for joining us | |||
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