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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton

No its not a fundraiser...

It sort of a question? What's been the oddest thing you've use to aid you in pleasuring yourself...

I once slipped mine into a fresh cream cake while bored in a hotel over in france... just to see if felt nice... if kind of did but made a hell of a mess... ha ha

Have also piped toothpaste into my foreskin to give an amazing tingle to the tip... its good but need a cooling rinse afterwards... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.

Stung a bit too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.

Stung a bit too..."

Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton


"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.

Stung a bit too...

Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol "

Nice... lol

I've used a hand full of shampoo before... but it takes an age to rinse away afterwards... lol

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

The girl who lived next door. Baaaad move.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

lots of things when i was younger

braun independant

hairbrush

electric toothbrush

beer bottle

champagne bottle

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/feedback/14562

I had to remove a post because it had a link on it.

If you want to use links have a read of this thread as to what are allowed please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bottle

hairbrush

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

For me..the pulse setting on the power shower!...mmmm...try it gals!

For him..olive oil and one of those wide nect caraf wine bottles..(empty!!)

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton

So girls which end of the hair goes in... and which end does you grab hold of the thrusting and giggling about? lol

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole


"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.

Stung a bit too...

Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol "

Deodorant cans, hmmmm remember using them. The old style lynx cans, the lid came off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.

Stung a bit too...

Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol

Deodorant cans, hmmmm remember using them. The old style lynx cans, the lid came off! "

Um... er... who's Lynx can? It's a man's deodorant lol

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton


"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.

Stung a bit too...

Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol

Deodorant cans, hmmmm remember using them. The old style lynx cans, the lid came off!

Um... er... who's Lynx can? It's a man's deodorant lol "

Was the lid ever found again? Is it still part of you... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.

Stung a bit too...

Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol

Deodorant cans, hmmmm remember using them. The old style lynx cans, the lid came off!

Um... er... who's Lynx can? It's a man's deodorant lol

Was the lid ever found again? Is it still part of you... lol "

pssstt... the average vagina is 5" deep so contrary to popular belief it's quite impossiuble to lose anything up there except one's virginity

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton


"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.

Stung a bit too...

Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol

Deodorant cans, hmmmm remember using them. The old style lynx cans, the lid came off!

Um... er... who's Lynx can? It's a man's deodorant lol

Was the lid ever found again? Is it still part of you... lol

pssstt... the average vagina is 5" deep so contrary to popular belief it's quite impossiuble to

lose anything up there except one's virginity "

So are you offering to let me mislay mine up yours? lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Come on Wishy...you know you want to.

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole


"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.

Stung a bit too...

Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol

Deodorant cans, hmmmm remember using them. The old style lynx cans, the lid came off!

Um... er... who's Lynx can? It's a man's deodorant lol "

It was Horny's Lynx, we were very young then lol.

Yes he did find it, and had great enjoyment doing so!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best thing i used was filling a condom with water and freezing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best thing i used was filling a condom with water and freezing it "

Oh now theres an idea!!

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

hmm and putting in a drink lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best thing i used was filling a condom with water and freezing it

Oh now theres an idea!!"

just remember to slip another condom over it after you take it out...can weaken the skin of the condom and could get wetter than you think lol

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

the best wank aid ive found is when a sexy woman is doing it 4me with some babyoil much better than DIY.ANY OFFERS WELCOME APPLY WITHIN.THANKS TREV.XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reportedly two livers & a jam jar works well!

I wonder I playing with a frozen cock would give the same results as licking a frozen swing as a kid hahahahahahaha

least if you go to A & E the evidence would have melted! Pity for all those stuck pepper grinders haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reportedly two livers & a jam jar works well!

I wonder I playing with a frozen cock would give the same results as licking a frozen swing as a kid hahahahahahaha

least if you go to A & E the evidence would have melted! Pity for all those stuck pepper grinders haha "

well, freezing a glass dildo is a great experience.....not quite had the tongue stuck to he icicle experience yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"best thing i used was filling a condom with water and freezing it "

FILLING a condom???? I've seen how much water them things can hold, at least 3 gallons, that's a scary thought.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stuck a condom on the exhaust of a teachers moped way back when i was a wee lad, bloody thing was nearly six ft long before it burst. was a funny sight tho she was halfway down the road all the kids laughing at her and she didnt have a clue why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best thing i used was filling a condom with water and freezing it

FILLING a condom???? I've seen how much water them things can hold, at least 3 gallons, that's a scary thought."

hahaha...cute!

dont have to fill it until it's fit to bursting...just until its the size you fancy...also, you can adjust the width too...cant do that with a vibrator!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sat on my hand for five minutes before knocking one out. It felt like someone else was doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stuck a condom on the exhaust of a teachers moped way back when i was a wee lad, bloody thing was nearly six ft long before it burst. was a funny sight tho she was halfway down the road all the kids laughing at her and she didnt have a clue why"

now you have just gave me an idea for my mischeivous side!! x

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