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By *r n mrs swing OP   Couple
over a year ago

pontefract

my god does anyone else have this problem ive never been as tired!!!! mr s is horrendous and is now still quite happily laid on his back snoring away i feel like stabbing him uff!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ear plugs are wonderful inventions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a kick works better lol

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By *r n mrs swing OP   Couple
over a year ago

pontefract

tried everything ear plugs kicks punches uff its horrendous think a night at mummys is due !!! xx

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

Nose strips work allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warmish weather is here so go and buy a tent for him lol xx

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By *r n mrs swing OP   Couple
over a year ago

pontefract


"Warmish weather is here so go and buy a tent for him lol xx "

me thinks you got the best idea nd i am now in the car on my way to the tent shop xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hubby is a terrible snorer. no, actually, he's an excellent snorer, it's just terrible for anyone else nearby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mr cool is snoring right now and wrapping his legs n arms around me

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton


"Nose strips work allegedly"

Haven't for me. All they did was cause me discomfort and pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warmish weather is here so go and buy a tent for him lol xx

me thinks you got the best idea nd i am now in the car on my way to the tent shop xx "

In car surfing !! I want a car with a computer in it .. Get me one while your gettin' the tent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my god does anyone else have this problem ive never been as tired!!!! mr s is horrendous and is now still quite happily laid on his back snoring away i feel like stabbing him uff!!!!! "

omg is that wat just woke me up there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't talk, as I am a loud snorer myself. Hence I always have a supply of earplugs available for anyone staying overnight!

Or I'd go downstairs to sleep on the sofa instead.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"mr cool is snoring right now and wrapping his legs n arms around me

"

Awww....give him credit for being all loved up...

Solution to snoring.... Wake us up and shag us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serious point for a mo' - If a bloke is snoring badly, and it sounds like he is 'choking' during the snore, he could possibly have Obstructive Sleep Apnoea (OSA).

I have this condition - a lot of blokes have it though undiagnosed. It's basically where you don't breath properly when sleeping and then feel shit the next day.

It is easily treated with a machine which blows air down your nose (called CPAP) when you're asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that is like sleeping in a wind tunnel especially when the other person is breathing right next your ears!

Sorry, been there, done that, got the T-shirt etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex snored like an asthmatic pig, I used to find if I tickled the end of his nose he would roll over and stop snoring for a little while. Not a permanent solution but even ten minutes respite was welcome. xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tried everything ear plugs kicks punches uff its horrendous think a night at mummys is due !!! xx "

It's mrsg who does it this end, I spend many a night sleeping in the spare bedroom, fancy joining me??.....lol

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By *r n mrs swing OP   Couple
over a year ago

pontefract


"tried everything ear plugs kicks punches uff its horrendous think a night at mummys is due !!! xx

It's mrsg who does it this end, I spend many a night sleeping in the spare bedroom, fancy joining me??.....lol "

fantastic idea what you doing tomorrow xx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

my ex was a snorer , off the richter scale !

the best off the shelf product were Boots snore strips - you put them on the soft palate at the back of the throat and they dissolve there. Works like the sprays I guess, but seemed much more effective , for him anyhow.

I'm a sleep talker, and occasional walker, so even though I dont think I snore Im still a nightmare to share a bed with!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


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I'm a sleep talker, and occasional walker, so even though I dont think I snore Im still a nightmare to share a bed with!"

But only if you plan on sleeping...

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


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I'm a sleep talker, and occasional walker, so even though I dont think I snore Im still a nightmare to share a bed with!

But only if you plan on sleeping... "

very true .... xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I used to have entire conversations with the ex when she was asleep.

Usually consisted of her having a pop at me when I came to bed, which in conversation turned out to be because I hadn't giraffe'd the oven properly.

It was very confusing at first, but I got used to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nose strips work allegedly"

They do work. Siren insists I wear them every night as before we tried them she'd lie awake night after night in absolute fury while I snored my head off, leaving her tired and very bloody iritated the next day until the cycle repeated itself the following night. Now we both have blissful nights asleep and nice relaxing days together lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just take myself off to the spare room now, used to go and sleep on the sofa but I could still sometimes hear from downstair. Must confess though I've been told I snore as well, but luckily Andy could sleep through a bomb going off, nothing ever wakes him the lucky sod!!! I'm just bitter and jealous.

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By *r n mrs swing OP   Couple
over a year ago

pontefract

well i spent the night in one of the kids beds last night and it was bliss lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always found putting my fingers over my ex's nostrels worked....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i always found putting my fingers over my ex's nostrels worked.... "

Is that whilst your other hand is clamped firmly under his chin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i always found putting my fingers over my ex's nostrels worked....

Is that whilst your other hand is clamped firmly under his chin? "

now why didnt i think of that at the time!!

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By *ad4u69Couple
over a year ago

wigan

ste snores then stops breathing he wakes me up then scares me lol all in 1 go

i end up kicking him to stop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on why you snore:

blocked passages - nose strips will work

soft pallate / back of throat - lose weight and/or spray to harden tissue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thousands of people have a condition called sleep apnoea which can be very serious if untreated.

Problem is people just put up with the snoring and ignore it till its too late and you then have people having strokes heart attacks ect...I have this condition and I only found out cos my ex and the neighbours four doors down complained about my snoring.I was refered to a sleep clinic and was on my way to a very serious stroke because of oxygen starvation to the pea inside my head called a brain.In my case I have a soft windpipe that collapses when I lay down so I start to suffocate and that is why we snore because your body is trying to force more air in to feed your brain and blood...Worth getting checked out people...

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

If I dont go to bed and get to sleep before hubs climbs in and starts snoring, thats it I'll be awake listenin to him..

He can snore on both sides and on his back, a push a shove a kick does help for 10mins or so then he;s off again some times worse..

I have often moved beds, but can still hear him and then I'm too far away to kick him..

So to the OP, yes I can understand how you feel like killing him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know i darent sleep on my back as theres an earthquake warning in Gloucester otherwise

My son snores when he's pissed and keeps me awake even though we are at opposite ends of the house

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