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phone sex... quick, easy, no mess, no guilt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

know it's not celebrated much on this site, where the meet is the ultimate thing, but I really love telephone sex.

Especially with girls/women with sexy voices and especialy durng the day - much sexier somehow lol

And I know that lots of women like a short erotic NSA break in their day without havign to worry about how we look, how we get there, how we get back for the kids etc

I've got a great imagnation, lovely Scottish voice -not quite our patron saint - Shirr Shean - but geting there.

So if you fancy regular or one off aural thrills add me as freind or send a mail (cybermuffin443@hotmail.com)

Cams NOT necessary and phone numbers discarded or not disclosed - not looking for meets and not looking for long romance just mutually enjoyable break in the day

If it sounds good - literally - then please get in touch

J xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it...

What happens if they are engaged... isn't that cheating?

Never fancied it... a wanks a wank is a wank! Phone or not.. same thing surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get it...

What happens if they are engaged... isn't that cheating?

Never fancied it... a wanks a wank is a wank! Phone or not.. same thing surely? "

But I keep getting my cock caught in the curly cable .... maybe I'm doing something wrong here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get it...

What happens if they are engaged... isn't that cheating?

Never fancied it... a wanks a wank is a wank! Phone or not.. same thing surely?

But I keep getting my cock caught in the curly cable .... maybe I'm doing something wrong here ?"

Tight sod.... Go cordless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get it...

What happens if they are engaged... isn't that cheating?

Never fancied it... a wanks a wank is a wank! Phone or not.. same thing surely?

But I keep getting my cock caught in the curly cable .... maybe I'm doing something wrong here ?"

And Hands free....... pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont personally understand phone sex at all...i wud probs start laughing lol

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did try telephone sex once, it was really hot, I was all excited and kept telling this woman what I would do to her, eventually I just came like a train, wow I thought!!!...but she just carried on telling me the fucking time, what a weird bitch she was!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was that the talking cock then bigfella pmsl

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

personally i prefer real fun with real people ... i dont get the fone sex, i tried it once and just giggled like a little kid.... to be honest it turns me off...

plus my fone aint waterproof lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, phone sex is not for me either, I find the whole thing boring, same with text tennis but hey each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, phone sex is not for me either, I find the whole thing boring, same with text tennis but hey each to their own."

aawww diane i was just gonna ask 4 ya number ffs lol

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to though eh guys... if it floats his boat not doing any harm surely...

Only thing springs to mind is Ju's aunt operates sex lines up in manchester lol.. she's in her 70's bad hips.. saggy and smokes and sounds like a trouper.. she gets guys on the phone most nights.. as she is a 20's stunning brunnette in the ads.. Sad pmsl sad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Each to though eh guys... if it floats his boat not doing any harm surely...

Only thing springs to mind is Ju's aunt operates sex lines up in manchester lol.. she's in her 70's bad hips.. saggy and smokes and sounds like a trouper.. she gets guys on the phone most nights.. as she is a 20's stunning brunnette in the ads.. Sad pmsl sad..."

will all these sexy couples stop posting we want your number now aswell notts lol

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont personally understand phone sex at all...i wud probs start laughing lol

x"

Oh well ! We were gonna phone you and ask for sex, but if that's your attitude !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did try telephone sex once, it was really hot, I was all excited and kept telling this woman what I would do to her, eventually I just came like a train, wow I thought!!!...but she just carried on telling me the fucking time, what a weird bitch she was!!!"

At the 3rd stroke ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont personally understand phone sex at all...i wud probs start laughing lol

x

Oh well ! We were gonna phone you and ask for sex, but if that's your attitude !!!!!!!"

hey no need to phone if u live so close just pop in 4 a coffee ...or vodka ...( glad 2 hear you enjoyed ya hols btw )

xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

well i dont have a sexy voice so you can count me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont personally understand phone sex at all...i wud probs start laughing lol

x

Oh well ! We were gonna phone you and ask for sex, but if that's your attitude !!!!!!!

hey no need to phone if u live so close just pop in 4 a coffee ...or vodka ...( glad 2 hear you enjoyed ya hols btw )

xx"

Loll - it's a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you imagine fone sex with one of the old type fones the house brick in your hand theres no way you could hold one in one hand and bash one of with other .lolol...then cum in your pilofax..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

filofax...heheheheh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no guilt???

married alert lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still no substitute for the real thing tho........x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone sex (in my humble opinion) is just for the timewasters who can't get it up for a real meet.

No offence OP!!!

xxxxx

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